Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

[JimiHendrix]

one of the things i really can't wrap my head around is how people like Hasan are still so weak. not even mentally but also physically.

like if I had the millions Hasan has, I'd be in the top 10% fitness and one of the most dangerous fighters on the planet, because why the fuck wouldn't I? dude has millions, he could easily afford to hire some of the best trainers around to get him into fighting shape, he's already fairly muscular but has absolutely no idea how to use it for no real reason other than he's lazy and a coward I guess?

he literally has the money and time to just out-resource sam hyde, just hire the best trainers and win the fight, would be huge for him and his fans, but he won't cause he's scared of getting hit I guess.

 

[tranny on femboy faglover]

I haven't seen anyone talk about this in the thread but here is this faggot talking about the lucas "swatting" and spreads the misinfo that keffals said the police "deadnamed" him. He does drop a little bit of good advice about not talking about being swatted, because it brings more attention to it. But then lies again about kiwi farms driving trannies to suicide. He also spergs towards the end cuz his chat keeps poking him about some nonsense.

Here's one where he reacts to the dumb whore mtg who called for kiwi farms to be shut down. He seems to agree with the notion of bringing this site down as well (probably just to make sure his thread doesn't exist anymore). Though even he can tell the swatting was a false flag from a mile away lol. I guess halfway through, he spergs out at a user who brings up a nigger killing a white teacher a couple years back.

 

[kickingstones]

Hasan better stay away from mirrors.

 

[RoaryTheDinosaur]

He will never deliver on his nazi-punching promises because he could lose and that would make him an even bigger lolcow than he already is. That is the ONLY relevant reason - fear of failure and nothing else. He has an easy grift, just like Keffals. Why would he want take a stand on a principled position when it would be potentially deleterious to his grift factory? It's not like he's a rising star that needs to fight Sam to be propelled into e-celeb stardom, he's already massive and making millions. He has so much more to lose by actually being honorable and being a man regarding his principles when his omega retarded fanbase does not care and just wants to see the Sultan of Shawarma dunk on le conservitards on twitch.

You're telling me that a champagne socialist is all talk and has no consistency or conviction with that they say? Color me shocked!

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I haven't seen anyone talk about this in the thread but here is this faggot talking about the lucas "swatting" and spreads the misinfo that keffals said the police "deadnamed" him. He does drop a little bit of good advice about not talking about being swatted, because it brings more attention to it. But then lies again about kiwi farms driving trannies to suicide. He also spergs towards the end cuz his chat keeps poking him about some nonsense.

Here's one where he reacts to the dumb whore mtg who called for kiwi farms to be shut down. He seems to agree with the notion of bringing this site down as well (probably just to make sure his thread doesn't exist anymore). Though even he can tell the swatting was a false flag from a mile away lol. I guess halfway through, he spergs out at a user who brings up a nigger killing a white teacher a couple years back.

This is more proof that Hasan is another play it safe, politically correct “critique commentator“ that has no clue how the Internet works besides being a popular Twitch streamer. If he doesn’t care for Kiwi Farms, then why would he be the leading voice on why swatting is a bad idea?

MTG may be an airhead politician who likes the sound of her own voice and can’t handle the fact that she was pranked by more insane people than her, but Hasan is just a B.S. artist who claims to know a false flag when he sees it, yet will never oppose it if it was on the side of those that he does not like. Overall, his opinion on this is just dumb, and at worst meaningless since he will never actually know what it’s like to literally have his own true and real opinion on anything.

 

[Lone Outsider]

For anyone who hasn't seen the clip yet, Sam uploaded it to his clip channel as a short.

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You know, the more Hassan bitches out, the more I wouldn't care if Sam really was a man of his word. Be a fucking man for once Hassan and fight, even if he gets knocked out like Warski did under 30 seconds, at least he was still willing to step up and lose with more dignity than Ralph or Tonka had. Which isn't much considering those two but it's still something.

 

[God's drunkest driver]

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Hassan is a softboy socialist who probably took a small dose of PEDs to get some muscles. His punches lack power and if you watch his hands he opens his thumb. He also doesn't look like he trains legs and back when I used to box my coach would say squats were the best form of weight lifting since it helps with power and can prevent you from falling when you start having shaky legs

LOL he's punching like a cheap video game animation. I don't box but I know what boxing looks like because I've watched it, he just looks like he's doing it for the camera to look tough. He has decent sized arms but yeah his calves look tiny.

 

[CptnSnshn]

Hasan seems like the kinda dude who'd date rape a girl in the back of a 1992 Chevy Camaro.

I'm not saying he has done that as I have no evidence but I am saying I wouldn't be shocked if it turned out he had.

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

Is this what Sam Hyde has resorted to because he is an unfunny faggot who can't even qualify as a hasbeen because you actually have to be relevant and popular first to be a hasbeen. Sam Hyde is a neverbeen. LOL

He was always a fucking idiot so I doubt getting his head beat in in the boxing ring is going to help him with his nigger levels of stupid.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

one of the things i really can't wrap my head around is how people like Hasan are still so weak. not even mentally but also physically.

like if I had the millions Hasan has, I'd be in the top 10% fitness and one of the most dangerous fighters on the planet, because why the fuck wouldn't I? dude has millions, he could easily afford to hire some of the best trainers around to get him into fighting shape, he's already fairly muscular but has absolutely no idea how to use it for no real reason other than he's lazy and a coward I guess?

he literally has the money and time to just out-resource sam hyde, just hire the best trainers and win the fight, would be huge for him and his fans, but he won't cause he's scared of getting hit I guess.

Because money makes a good fighter? Stephen A Smith posted a video of him hitting mits and he looked bad, and he's one of the highest paid spots commentators on ESPN. Brock Lesnar has millions, but once he was matched with people his size he turned into a pussy as soon as he was hit clean.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Because money makes a good fighter? Stephen A Smith posted a video of him hitting mits and he looked bad, and he's one of the highest paid spots commentators on ESPN. Brock Lesnar has millions, but once he was matched with people his size he turned into a pussy as soon as he was hit clean.

Money gives you access to professional trainers, professional trainers make a good fighter. I can't paint for shit, give me a year and 2 mil and I'll be the best painter you ever seen.

 

[Lemmingwise]

I'd like a second opinion. Does Hasan sound a little scared at the idea of a lawsuit here?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

But Sam Hyde didn't killed Shinzo Abe though, it was the nutritious mass shooter Hideo Kojima (aka the Japanese Sam Hyde) lol.
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彼はそれで逃げ続けることはできません!

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Money gives you access to professional trainers, professional trainers make a good fighter. I can't paint for shit, give me a year and 2 mil and I'll be the best painter you ever seen.

Do you need more examples?

 

[JimiHendrix]

Do you need more examples?

yeh, since i didn't see you give any to begin with. you did a disingenuous "here's a bunch of people with money who are bad fighters"

which wasn't my argument, my argument was "with a bunch of money, you can become a good fighter" not "having a bunch of money makes you a good fighter" which is the argument you actually responded to.

if you want to actually respond with examples of people who used their money to train in fighting and still ended up bad fighters, feel free. otherwise nah, don't bother.

 

[Mango Cobra]

I need to tell you guys an important truth about the man you know as "Samuel Hyde."
First of all, that's not his real name. His real name is "Neoth."
Neoth has been with us since roughly the 8th century BC, and has assumed many identities as he secretly guided humanity. He will not reveal his true nature until many many millennia from now.

8th millennium, not the 8th century.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

yeh, since i didn't see you give any to begin with. you did a disingenuous "here's a bunch of people with money who are bad fighters"

which wasn't my argument, my argument was "with a bunch of money, you can become a good fighter" not "having a bunch of money makes you a good fighter" which is the argument you actually responded to.

if you want to actually respond with examples of people who used their money to train in fighting and still ended up bad fighters, feel free. otherwise nah, don't bother.

CM Punk. There ya go. All the money in the world. Trained with arguably one of the best coaches (Duke Rufus) at the time, for 2 years, before his first first Pro fight. He lost within a few minutes his first fight, and had his face rearranged his second.

 

[JimiHendrix]

CM Punk. There ya go. All the money in the world. Trained with arguably one of the best coaches (Duke Rufus) at the time, for 2 years, before his first first Pro fight. He lost within a few minutes his first fight, and had his face rearranged his second.

sounds like a pussy. fuck 'em.

 

[Give Them Enough Rope]

 

[Negus]

one of the things i really can't wrap my head around is how people like Hasan are still so weak. not even mentally but also physically.

like if I had the millions Hasan has, I'd be in the top 10% fitness and one of the most dangerous fighters on the planet, because why the fuck wouldn't I? dude has millions, he could easily afford to hire some of the best trainers around to get him into fighting shape, he's already fairly muscular but has absolutely no idea how to use it for no real reason other than he's lazy and a coward I guess?

he literally has the money and time to just out-resource sam hyde, just hire the best trainers and win the fight, would be huge for him and his fans, but he won't cause he's scared of getting hit I guess.

You are thinking like a man with at least normal levels of testosterone, aspirations and ambitions, these are incompatible with being a communist, let alone a grifter like Hasan is, his brain is just wired differently.