Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

[dreamworks face]

Hassan kicks like a faggot.

If it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck...

 

[Depressed_Oni]

Didn't know who Hasan was before this, but after that video you can tell this man would be destroyed by Sam.

 

[Lazycunt]

I feel like the only good fight would be between hassan and keffals

 

[Popper Whiting]

Didn't know who Hasan was before this, but after that video you can tell this man would be destroyed by Sam.

Hasan would be destroyed by most people, despite his claims of fitness and training. He is a spoiled rich kid who has been sheltered from most of life's problems by his family's wealth and influence. It's allowed him to grow into being an obnoxious and supercilious blowhard, and their wealth has got him a career being an obnoxious or supercilious blowhard. He has the comfort of doing it behind high walls, in an exclusive neighborhood, where the police will respond quickly to any mild mewling by it's residence. Put him in a situation where he will have to fight, or even compete with someone on an even playing field, Hassan will melt like butter under a blow torch because he has never learned to ride without the training wheels of wealth and overly protective parenting.

It reminds me of a kid from Chicago I met recently whilst in Indonesia. The guy one minute was trying to sell me and the others I was with on his art and music projects, including showing us how he majored in Creative arts in Stanford and in the next sentence was telling us how he was a hardened Chicago street gangster with bodies to his name. Hey, I don't know Chicago, but I am going to lean out on a branch here and say that most "gangsters" dont travel, don't go to Stanford, don't wear expensive clothes and don't approach a group of white strangers in south east asia to impress.

Later that night we see the guy quivering in absolute fear when the gangster act rubbed a local tuk-tuk driver the wrong way with his act. The Indonesian wasn't threatening to beat him up, just yelling and throwing insults in Bahasa, but the "Gangster" was petrified stiff as a board calling for us to help. He was a rich kid larping as tough and went to absolute shit the second things went slightly hostile for him. And I doubt he learned anything from the experience, much like Hasan will learn nothing from this.

If Hassan wanted respect and credibility he'd step up and accept the challenge. Even getting beaten it would show that he has some spine to his convictions. But Hassan is just a richer more cowardly Tonka, He'll talk tough, mouth off but quit when there is even the slightest possibility he may get hurt. That's why nobody should ever take this guy seriously.

 

[Nod Flenders]

I'd pay money to see Hasan get his ass kicked. But we all know he's too big of a pussy to take up the challenge.

 

[HumptiDouji]

I feel like the only good fight would be between hassan and keffals

Fuck that, I wanna see the Candyman take both of them on at the same time.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I'd pay money to see Hasan get his ass kicked. But we all know he's too big of a pussy to take up the challenge.

“Well, Sam Hyde is a nazi according to me.. and I told all my followers that I want to punch a Nazi SO BAD..”

Like where the fuck do you go from there?

 

[HumptiDouji]

“Well, Sam Hyde is a nazi according to me.. and I told all my followers that I want to punch a Nazi SO BAD..”

Like where the fuck do you go from there?

Nowhere. Hasan Piker will forever be regarded as bitchmade.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Nowhere. Hasan Piker will forever be regarded as bitchmade.

I swear to God, it’s like the idea that he could possibly win has actually never occurred to him. Listing all the pros and cons, he went with the list that has zero pros.

There’s no other option than to assume that Hasan lives a life of cringe even in his own head, completely assured that Sam Hyde could only possibly humiliate him.

 

[HumptiDouji]

completely assured that Sam Hyde could only possibly humiliate him.

He's already done that.

 

[Alcoholism]

he's kicking with the shin instead of the instep

Cause his entire training is watching karate movies and training vids. He sees muay thai fighters kicking with their shins and thinks thats how you're supposed to do it 100% of the time.

If Hassan wanted respect and credibility he'd step up and accept the challenge. Even getting beaten it would show that he has some spine to his convictions. But Hassan is just a richer more cowardly Tonka, He'll talk tough, mouth off but quit when there is even the slightest possibility he may get hurt. That's why nobody should ever take this guy seriously.

He's not even smart enough to accept it and then figure a way to weasel out.

 

[Trugrade]

A PPV fight between those two would make millions. All proceeds going to Hasan’s charity of choice. On paper there’s no reason he shouldn’t accept a chance to be that generous to his cause without emptying his own bank account.

He just doesn’t wanna get the piss beat out of him by a superior male in front of his fan girls. So much for a man that stands for so much, but won’t take a single punch for it. He’s the worst type of fucking human.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

A PPV fight between those two would make millions. All proceeds going to Hasan’s charity of choice. On paper there’s no reason he shouldn’t accept a chance to be that generous to his cause without emptying his own bank account.

He just doesn’t wanna get the piss beat out of him by a superior male in front of his fan girls. So much for a man that stands for so much, but won’t take a single punch for it. He’s the worst type of fucking human.

“I want to punch a Nazi!”

“Ok, we will literally pay you money to do it legally. The only catch is, you can’t sneak attack and then run away like a bitch.”

“Nvm I don’t want to punch a Nazi”

 

[Sam Hyde Simp]

Fuck that, I wanna see the Candyman take both of them on at the same time.

two men at the same time..

Spoiler: ...

♫ ..the candy man can ♫

 

[Cherryno]

Why say on the featured announcement that he called lapd? That's not even true and it's disingenuous... We're better than that.

 

[Flexo]

Fuck that, I wanna see the Candyman take both of them on at the same time.

In the ring, you mean.
In boxing, you mean.

Right?

 

[HumptiDouji]

In the ring, you mean.
In boxing, you mean.

Right?

I think I would rather Budd Dwyer myself than sit down and watch Sam Hyde dominate and plow a childgrooming troon while Hasan Piker stands in the corner and cries tears of terror.

 

[cocaine cowboi]

A PPV fight between those two would make millions. All proceeds going to Hasan’s charity of choice. On paper there’s no reason he shouldn’t accept a chance to be that generous to his cause without emptying his own bank account.

He just doesn’t wanna get the piss beat out of him by a superior male in front of his fan girls. So much for a man that stands for so much, but won’t take a single punch for it. He’s the worst type of fucking human.

So like any socialist?

 

[Nicest Person on a Honda]

Piker wouldn't even go after Hyde if he had a first punch advantage. He isn't brave enough to put Sam into a self defense situation.

 

[School of Fish]

hasan cant stand up to the ghost of kyiv, the man who shot up like a dozen schools, who assasinated shinzo abe

But Sam Hyde didn't killed Shinzo Abe though, it was the nutritious mass shooter Hideo Kojima (aka the Japanese Sam Hyde) lol.