Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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Guntar said:
They don't even joke about it, this is the same guy that said America deserved 9/11.
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Yeah, with them there is no joke, no punchline or exaggeration. It's just a flat statement of something horrendous, but apparently that counts as "a joke" while Sam playing a goofy character and trying really hard not to laugh means it's a totally real "violent threat".
 
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Obi Wan Kenobi said:
Im excommunicating Hasan and making Sam an honorary Turk, literally cant believe this nigger is the representation of Turks in the US along with Oz, and that Cenk faggot from TYT
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Dr. Oz was a well respected thoracic surgeon and is running for Republican senator of PA. Hasan could never.
wyattamurcan said:
This is exactly my line of thinking. How can you claim to be a communist when you made $2.8 million streaming on Twitch? How can you claim to be a communist when you aren't "redistributing" that money to the "working class"?

Oh right, because "communist" in 2022 means helping niggers and troons prey on Whites and children. Being a communist in 2022 means just using boilerplate rhetoric against US imperialism on your JudeTube or Twitch channel and collecting money from angsty teenagers who hate their parents and probably want to cut their dicks off for social capital. a 2022 communist doesn't care about the working class, they care about protected classes. Those pesky blue collar whites in those disgusting, backwards fLyOvEr StAtEz can fuck right off back to their "Stupid churches" that the brave communists are soon going to begin attacking for daring to hold to the "misinformation" that biological sex is an immutable characteristic. Then they're going to "liberate" all of the closeted trans kiddos from their vile, bigoted parents and make sure that everyone can coom to their heart's content.

If a communist revolution ever did happen, Hasan would be in for a surprise when people like me are the ones calling the shots and having our kommissars pointing rifles at him and shouting "DIG THE FUCKING HOLE" when he cries about "There must be some mistake, I was going to be a Twitch streamer for the cause!" No you fucking roach, you're going to be laying high speed rail track across the continental US and your rations are directly going to correlate to how much track you lay in a sixteen hour period. You'll be doing that kind of brutal, backbreaking labor while the "working class" that you love so much, sits in posh air conditioned offices, behind grandiose desks, determining which of your family members we're going to disappear next.

But yeah, these people are contemptuous fucking faggots. They're entirely clueless about everything they claim to believe in.
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*Commissars Cletus and Tyrone, united by class solidarity against a laptop leech like Hasan.
 
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Dr. Barry Nyle said:
Has Hasan spent a single dollar for the working class, or is he, like most on the left, engaged with idpol signaling?
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Banging whores in European brothels and designer clothes from sweatshops helps out the less fortunate vis-a-vis trickle-down economics. A man of the people. Think of how many downtrodden Hispanics he assisted by purchasing his shockingly shitty million dollar home in LA?
 
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lyga said:
www.mirror.co.uk

Comedian Sam Hyde will quit YouTube boxing if Hasan Piker turns down callout

Hyde has been making waves throughout KSI's boxing return fight week with his outlandish 'Candyman' persona, but insists that he is very serious about wanting to fight political commentator Piker
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Legal... murder?

He can't keep getting away with this!
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You can legally kill someone in a boxing ring in some situations, although it was clearly a joke.
There have been a few deaths in the ring and it was declared to be a sports accident. If you step into a ring you agree to be punched, if someone is legally punching you and you die, it isn't murder. At least it wasn't in the cases of:
  • Patrick Day
  • Kevin Payne
  • Leavander Johnson
  • Becky Zerlentes
Sports accidents happen anywhere a legally sanctioned match takes place.
 
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Nicest Person on a Honda said:
You can legally kill someone in a boxing ring in some situations, although it was clearly a joke.
There have been a few deaths in the ring and it was declared to be a sports accident. If you step into a ring you agree to be punched, if someone is legally punching you and you die, it isn't murder. At least it wasn't in the cases of:
  • Patrick Day
  • Kevin Payne
  • Leavander Johnson
  • Becky Zerlentes
Sports accidents happen anywhere a legally sanctioned match takes place.
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If he clocks Hasan so hard he dies, that's one thing. If he proceeds to skin and wear Hasan after, then that would fucking rule.
 
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Hasan will never fight the candyman, he has no reason to beyond being morally consistent, something that he doesn't care about. Just think about it, if he fights him he either:

A: Wins decisively, which is unlikely and it gives no more of a reward than starting some dumb twitter beef with another breadtuber does.

B: Loses badly, far more likely and is way more devastating to his reputation, at best it might end his career if enough people start realizing he's been selling them BS.

or he can just dodge the fight and claim that he doesn't want to give Hyde clout and beg for sympathy points from his fans. This is what he will do, because the roach fears the Irish Fury.
 
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heatguye said:
To be fair, it did deserve it after killing so much of the middle east. Wont even blame japan if it somehow decides to throw a nuclear there too.
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TheAntiCoomer said:
Hasan will never fight the candyman, he has no reason to beyond being morally consistent, something that he doesn't care about. Just think about it, if he fights him he either:

A: Wins decisively, which is unlikely and it gives no more of a reward than starting some dumb twitter beef with another breadtuber does.

B: Loses badly, far more likely and is way more devastating to his reputation, at best it might end his career if enough people start realizing he's been selling them BS.

or he can just dodge the fight and claim that he doesn't want to give Hyde clout and beg for sympathy points from his fans. This is what he will do, because the roach fears the Irish Fury.
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Or C: The CandyMan can go to his house, wear his clothes, stalk him until the moment is right, and then hit him in the head so hard the police won't be able to understand him.
 
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