Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

[Tiem Cahp]

What's not to get? He's Andy Kaufman for millennials/zoomers. Like Kaufman, a lot of things that Sam does are just not funny, but the stuff that hits, hits really fucking hard and becomes legendary.

Sam Hyde has never broken character in his entire career. Not once. No one knows what he is really like when he's not "performing." This is impressive as fuck.

Kauffman is a fuckin faggot for bored boomers who find novelty in anything that isn't Prozac. Sam Hyde is much more akin to Mishima; neither are performing a bit, and both have always been 100% consistent. Only disaffected niggers like yourself are incapable of parsing that Hyde/Mishima/etc are literal, unironic, National Socialists. Sam probably is doing all of this for his game at the end of the day, but the opportunity to severely emasculate an internet tough guy by showing him and those who rub shoulders with him for what they are will resonate with the youth who can put two and two together: that bitches will easily fold from the stack of cards that is the 'rationalized masculinity' propped up by the socialist faggots online. World Peace is comedic radicalization; inverse MK Ultra 'propoganda' for those who are paying attention; this thing with Hasan furthers that in its own way. Sam is also just a funny dood in general too ofc.

 

[Exceptional individualist]

I have literally nothing new to add to this discussion but am still compelled to say that Sam Hyde is really funny and Hassan piker is a nigger-faggot

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

I can't even imagine taking Sam's threats seriously, he is always performative with this kind of thing. Hasan making himself look both like a pussy and a retard.

That's because Hasan takes everything, including himself, way too seriously and like others of his ilk doesn't know what comedy is, only copenseethen. All he really sees is this burly man who he thinks is a huge nigger saying some very mean words that trigger him, context be damned.

On some level he knows it's parody but doesn't care because he 1) already hates Sam Hyde and views this as a good opportunity to try to get him fucked 2) is a retard and a pussy who thinks that maybe Sam is serious about it.

 

[Noble Redditor]

Kauffman is a fuckin faggot for bored boomers who find novelty in anything that isn't Prozac. Sam Hyde is much more akin to Mishima; neither are performing a bit, and both have always been 100% consistent. Only disaffected niggers like yourself are incapable of parsing that Hyde/Mishima/etc are literal, unironic, National Socialists. Sam probably is doing all of this for his game at the end of the day, but the opportunity to severely emasculate an internet tough guy by showing him and those who rub shoulders with him for what they are will resonate with the youth who can put two and two together: that bitches will easily fold from the stack of cards that is the 'rationalized masculinity' propped up by the socialist faggots online. World Peace is comedic radicalization; inverse MK Ultra 'propoganda' for those who are paying attention; this thing with Hasan furthers that in its own way. Sam is also just a funny dood in general too ofc.

Sam's stuff has always been politically motivated. That's why early MDE vids and even WP had huge walls of texts to accompany them. People say he intentionally obfuscates things to hide his true opinions but that isn't true. If people actually want to understand him they have to actually watch his stuff.

I don't think he's natsoc btw. I wouldn't care if he was, but he isn't. I'm familiar with Kaufmans stuff but I don't know about his personal life or motivations.

 

[Megatardingo]

If Sam and Hasan do actually fight, Hasan is probably going to end up with long term brain damage. Sam is going to beat the shit out of him

Can't kill what's already dead

 

[Spectre]

For a pinko Marxist commie this Hasan character sure does like capitalism and shekels.

Also I heard one time that he thinks he is "white-passing" and I let out a nice guffaw. Fucking Turks. They're dirty Asians but are desperate to be seen as white Europeans.

Retake Constantinople. Deus Vult.

 

[AskeDead]

hasan can run but he can't hyde from the candyman

 

[Well Intentioned]

This video still has me fucking rolling because he thinks he looks like such a bad ass but you compare it to Sam's kick exercise where he almost knocks the guy holding the pads over multiple times and think "Wow he would actually fucking murder this commie faggot in the ring"

Sam's form is also kinda shitty (but this is part of a bit and is funny, so whatever) but it is light years better than Hasan's Rockettes audition. He's turning over when he kicks and is also resetting back to his stance really nicely. Also, his padholder is actually holding the pads correctly, lol.

 

[wholetthegodsout]

Hasan will probably just ignore this until it goes away but the important thing is everyone sees that he got called on it and I hope his streamer friends bully him about it behind closed doors

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

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Lol. I've done kickboxing for years. His form is SHIT
Like dude fucking connect your shin to the pad. Stop using your foot. Go full force. Stop kicking so high.
What an inept fucking dolt.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

The funniest part of that whole clip is them cutting away from the interviewer to a wide shot as he starts laughing at Hyde's comments.

Clearly not the reaction the company wanted but hilarious nonetheless.

 

[Egg Man]

I can't even imagine taking Sam's threats seriously, he is always performative with this kind of thing. Hasan making himself look both like a pussy and a retard.

It's also such a particularly blatant bit. Hyde doing that comical brogue, he sounds like a policeman from a 1940's Loony Tunes cartoon. Imagine the kind of brain genus you need to be to report this to the cops. If I'd put on a wolf mask and threatened to blow this brave socialist's mansion down he'd probably also get me arrested for attempted property damage.

 

[Spatula]

Sam will kill Hassan.
And he will get away with it.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

My favorite bit:

- What makes him dirty?

"Well he's Turkish for one"

 

[Near]

Fuck champagne socialists like Hasan, this commie faggot pulls down anyone beneath him. Any day with people like him having influence, is a day of social regression.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Fuck champagne socialists like Hasan, this commie faggot pulls down anyone beneath him. Any day with people like him having influence, is a day of social regression.

People like Hassan and Ilhan Omar annoy the living piss out of me. Constantly shit on the country they came to that is an insanely better place to live than where they are from. We've got problems, but I thank my Dad every day for moving to this country instead of staying where he was. Like fuck dude, if we're so awful, there's nothing stopping you from going back to Turkey.

 

[Near]

People like Hassan and Ilhan Omar annoy the living piss out of me. Constantly shit on the country they came to that is an insanely better place to live than where they are from. We've got problems, but I thank my Dad every day for moving to this country instead of staying where he was. Like fuck dude, if we're so awful, there's nothing stopping you from going back to Turkey.

I went on vacation to Turkey, and people work there like machines. Especially southern Turkey, where all the hotel resorts are. Hasan's first world problems are frankly embarrassing. Fuck him, and his fans who take it up the ass.

 

[wyattamurcan]

I would bet a decent amount of money that Hyde will strip and rape Hasan in to submission, turn him in to an impregnable boy toy if Hasan ever gets enough balls to even look at a boxing ring.

He needs to just do it. Get the money for whatever charity he wants, get it over with and who knows? Maybe Sam won't fuck his face that terribly. At least if he went through with it, he could say "See? I'm brave. And I got money for a charity of my choice. That means I'm willing to take an ass-whipping for the good of (whatever). I'm at least a man"

 

[Maude Snew]

Constantinople

Istanbullshit what they did with the place.

 

[Re/pol/]

For someone who has admitted to taking steroids, Hasan's muscle development is pretty bad. He really should have better results in his puny legs and his mediocre upper body.

He's just in it for the micropenis.