Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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Another great fucking take from Hasan. Maybe we should look into the effects of dumb Turks blasting their socialist bullshit on the Internet while driving a Porsche and living in a expensive house in LA.

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And yet, this nigger can't leave Twitter and is paying for it as well, just like John Walker Flynt/Brianna Wu who can't leave Twitter but just keeps shitting on it anyway. This Twitter user said it best:

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Twitter has actually become increasingly based since Elon bought it IMO. And I’m not an Elon fanboy. I hated Twitter since its inception. Even in 2007 I could sense the proto-soyboys infesting the site. Never made an account. Knew it would destroy the internet I knew and loved.
 
I don't know what else to say, I got reminded of this video from the streamer Dellor regarding streaming being a terrible job.
 
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Gotta pass the time somehow. People get depressed if they feel unproductive for extended periods of time even if they're materially secure. If Hasan didn't stream or debatebro and didn't have any other kind of planned "work" he'd probably be way more miserable.
I think that if you genuinely can't find fulfilling ways to entertain yourself and be happy without spending hours a day pandering to a faceless horde of entitled paypigs or pulling 12's at the Amazon Fulfilment Center, you're irredeemably broken by late-stage capitalism and better off roping.
 
I think that if you genuinely can't find fulfilling ways to entertain yourself and be happy without spending hours a day pandering to a faceless horde of entitled paypigs or pulling 12's at the Amazon Fulfilment Center, you're irredeemably broken by late-stage capitalism and better off roping.
12 hour shifts in amazon wage cages isn't the only kind of job that exists. You can start a business, volunteer, or get really dedicated to some nice hobby like art and try to make it as an artist, or do sports, or anything. All that stuff can be very fulfilling and I'm sure a lot of people working boring day jobs would love to switch to any of those if only they could sustain themselves and not put their livelihood at risk.

Hell, even among "content creators" who made it big and make massive bank off every video, Hasan is still the lowest of the low. He puts no effort into his shit, he has no passion, there's no artistic value in anything he does.
 
You say that now, but how is your back?
The back's fine, it's not like I dig ditches. But yeah, your point stands, I'll probably go deaf early and whatever else. I agree though that it still beats selling your soul serving as what is essentially a sexless prostitute.

You can start a business, volunteer, or get really dedicated to some nice hobby like art and try to make it as an artist, or do sports, or anything. All that stuff can be very fulfilling and I'm sure a lot of people working boring day jobs would love to switch to any of those if only they could sustain themselves and not put their livelihood at risk.
Yes, those are hobbies. I never said "Why would a millionaire spend all day dicking around with his hobbies" I said "Why would a millionaire work a job".
 
Hasan responds to the viral clip
You know what, he's stealing Vaush's thunder/attention online for the past week with just a rich boy angle and not horses fucking children so good for him, keeping that turkroach penis in check.
 
Yes, those are hobbies. I never said "Why would a millionaire spend all day dicking around with his hobbies" I said "Why would a millionaire work a job".
No, you just misunderstand my point. "Dicking around" doesn't cut it. If you spend your entire life "dicking around" you will be miserable unless you're a literal retard struggling to just exist or some autistic super degenerate who doesn't care about why he's here or what he's going to leave behind.

Most people need to do some kind of work in their life to feel satisfied and happy (for mental, not financial reasons). Most people also have really shitty jobs. These two are not mutually exclusive.
 
that's not true! he also runs a forum that lets me hate child-grooming in peace, a more valuable contribution than any 'streamer' like hasan has ever produced in their lives.
That's proving my point though, he spends way more time/effort on the forum and legal issues/contacting secondary businesses like ISPs than the stream itself. He shows up, and all he has to do is show up when he actually has more important and interesting things going on in his life, making Hasan look like a crybaby in comparison.
 
Hasan the Socialist gives his 1000 IQ take on working a real job
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Honestly, listen to this song and work out where you or Pony riding as a child "hardcore leftist" Hasan falls on that divide. Left or right is something that matters to members of parliament. All that should matter at the end of the day is the pay cheque, whether those fuckers who think left or right matters, are paying us a fair cop.

Fuck you dog cunts who say this is socialism. Nah, this is capitilism, it is about fucking time these divisive cunts start paying us what we're worth. They worked out sending in crazies would shut us down during occupy, which is why Hasan and wealthy trannies keep getting boosted. After 15 years of this shit are you cunts honestly going to play the left vs right game? Play the Black vs White game? Play the snowflake vs normal game?

If you're not playing the pay us what you owe us cunts game, you're cucked. I'm not talking reparations I am talking the work you do. Without the work we do the soft sons of millionaires can't lecture us on trannys and racism. Without that work the rich sons who worship Ayn Rand can't lecture us on Christian morality as they snort coke and fuck their cousins in anonymity.

I ain't a socialist I am a capitalist. And I know that in union with you cunts I can leverage the one thing Hasan Piker and Ben Shapiro need in order to be the clueless spoiled cunts they are. And that is the work we collectively do.

Embrace capitalism over oligarchy. Make the cunts pay you what you're worth. We'd have less trannys and bullshit and more expendable income. That is a better world in my opinion.
 
People are overestimating how hard it is to entertain an audience through streaming. The fact that there are profitable "Sleep Streams" out there tells me everything i need to know.

From what i've seen, streaming is like a glorified chat room, people in the room will entertain themselves with the added "bonus" of background noise providing occasional funny bites for them to repeat in all caps. Really, all you need to do as the streamer in this situation is to have something, *anything* in front of you to talk about. Don't even need to be prepared or have any knowledge about the subject. Your main objective is "Avoid having dead air". and even then, Hasan proves that even that ain't a deal killer after all.
 
Your main objective is "Avoid having dead air". and even then, Hasan proves that even that ain't a deal killer after all.
Dead Air is just lost revenue that could be used for an ad read

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Yeah, Im pretty sure companies break the law left and right and you got normal people like me or anyone else that cant really sue or do anything cause like, where the fuck do you even start?

I want to see Hasan Piker do atleast 6 months to a year in a warehouse or factory before he tries to say his job is difficult. Hell, even working a grocery store is more difficult than what he does.

Im sure streaming has difficult aspects to it. But these fucking pampered bourgeois faggots larping as socialists while making millions sitting on there ass doing nothing, make me MATI™

Working in a grocery store would break Hasan. He would beg to fight the Candyman if it meant it stopped. All so he could sit back in his 1000 dollar gaming chair and watch videos again on his 5000 dollar gaming rig.
 
i would almost sympathize with streamers if they understood that compared to regular jobs, this is fucking nothing to them. all you have to do is sit there, eat takeout, mumble a few words, talk about how society is crumbling, read donations for a couple of hours. oh no asmon, please tell me about how hard it is while wiping your tears away with $100 bills. if this is some gay attempt at making me feel bad for them, it's not working

Well it’s because their ego doesn’t allow them to say what everyone already knows.
Streaming is easier than every job on the planet, but being a streamer is a shallow, soulless experience. They can’t admit that they’re non functioning humans who only get by because of the millions their fans give them because they’ve Stockholm syndromes themselves into having more undeserved self love than any other group of people in history.
 
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