Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

[GigaChad]

Oh wow, he donated maybe half a million to charities that are politically aligned with him, out of his yearly income of several millions.
Good for him, I guess? So donating to charity means nobody should criticise him now? Maybe the churches and Koch Brothers can take some notes from that dimwitted argument.

No,no,no. He was streaming charity events. So his viewers donated all the money you see people talking about not he himself. He "donates in private".

 

[Lemmingwiser]

athletes train their bodies doing grueling exercise sometimes for 8-12 hours daily, follow a strict diet that most people who hate to have for a single day, and usually started as kids so goodbye having a normal childhood. even actors and shit have to work on their skills because being good looking and well connected isn’t enough to be an actual hit in the acting world.

Don't be so autistic. I even said why I was comparing it to sports. Because it's non-value producing. 99.9% of people that play the sports give nothing of value to other people. It's only the absolute top that manages to do so by raising cancer awareness or entertaining the masses. You know what it is also hard? Fasting. The people that destroy themselves with anorexia. Just because something is hard doesn't mean you're providing value to other people which was the only comparison I was using it for.

Being a streamer is hard because you have to deal with people who try to misinterpret what people say all day and you have to adhere to all the memes that hang around your particular stream sphere, which in the case of Hasan is dealing with retarded commies that think working any job is the hardest thing in the world. And you have to pretend that engaging with that average retard is fun. It's like any showbiz job in that sense. So yeah, he broke the golden rule with his pity party.

being a streamer(or influencer/eceleb) is literally the easiest, most no skill job in the entire world.

Not if you want to retain an audience. Otherwise, prove it. Do it.

 

[BirdUp]

You know what it is also hard? Fasting. The people that destroy themselves with anorexia.

are you fat

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Not if you want to retain an audience. Otherwise, prove it. Do it.

When Asmon was talking bout this he was called out by a chat saying it was easy he demanded they prove it.

Turns out the person saying it was was easy was in fact a very small sucsessful streamer with a retained audiance.

The goalposts then shifted to ‘well Hasan is way bigger than you clearly you don’t put in the same effort’. Which no shit. But that’s besides the point.

Fact is it’s piss easy the second you get a sub base as long as you care enough to keep it.

Most people don’t care. That’s why they fail.

 

[Cavalier Cipolla]

Hasan the Socialist gives his 1000 IQ take on working a real job
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To be fair, this depends on the job and your circumstances while streaming. A real job will pay you regularly and in a stable way. With streaming your income isn't really guaranteed a lot of the time, unless you famous.

Hasan, however, is not in such a position to complain. He's at a point where he makes mad shekels even if the amount ain't always stable.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

are you fat

Not anymore.

 

[Dyn]

If we're being real though I'd much rather work in a galvo plant or plastics factory for the award wage than stream online pandering to insufferable parasocial simps for the exact same amount of money. The thing is, Hasan is a fucking millionaire and only streamers are brainbroken and clout-dependent enough to keep working a job they claim to hate when they're millionaires and could retire any time they want.

 

[Girahira]

I just know that faggot would be beaten to death by boss Ahmed, trying to get a 70% tip working the kebab spinner.

 

[Ponzo]

Hasan the Socialist gives his 1000 IQ take on working a real job
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Poor fashion socialist has to sit in his air conditioned mansion to make a million a year. Im glad people working in an amazon (who owns twitch) warehouse for 8+ hours a day without getting a piss break don't have to experience such harsh working conditions.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

I love the defense of these internet fags when they get caught saying retarded shit is "ITS OUT OF CONTEXT!!!!!!!!!!" when most times when it's put in context it makes them even worse.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Its ironic that you have lefties on Twitter sympathize with the bugs in Helldivers and Starship Troopers, while Hasan is praising the game as leftist agitprop.

Can someone link me to the bug's situation on twitter? Heard it mentioned a few times but cant find anything about it.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Im incapable of calling Big Cenk by his real name. I always call him Big Cenk like he’s a rapper from Houston.

 

[Fried-Rice12]

Another great fucking take from Hasan. Maybe we should look into the effects of dumb Turks blasting their socialist bullshit on the Internet while driving a Porsche and living in a expensive house in LA.

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And yet, this nigger can't leave Twitter and is paying for it as well, just like John Walker Flynt/Brianna Wu who can't leave Twitter but just keeps shitting on it anyway. This Twitter user said it best:

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@Spud is that you?

 

[Spud]

@Spud is that you?

How fucking dare you accuse me of being tu... tur... Tu*k*sh

 

[JustStopDude]

The thing is, Hasan is a fucking millionaire and only streamers are brainbroken and clout-dependent enough to keep working a job they claim to hate when they're millionaires and could retire any time they want.

One of the common accusations people have made about Hasan is that he is a trust fund baby and has no idea what real life is like. The only other job he ever had was working a fake BS reporter job for his uncle and he fucked that up in short order.

He doesn't want to quit streaming because it would become incredibly obvious that the only thing he is good at is panhandling on the internet.

Seriously, where is he going to work? He is a walking HR nightmare, he has zero worth ethic, and he doesn't even have basic life skills. He can't even cook his own food. When his mother dies, Hasan is going to starve to death on his livestream.

 

[Dyn]

One of the common accusations people have made about Hasan is that he is a trust fund baby and has zero life skills. The only other job he ever had was working a fake BS reporter job for his uncle and he fucked that up in short order.

He doesn't want to quit streaming because it would become incredibly obvious that the only thing he is good at is panhandling on the internet.

Seriously, where is he going to work? He is a walking HR nightmare, he has zero worth ethic, and he doesn't even have basic life skills. He can't even cook his own food. When his mother dies, Hasan is going to starve to death on his livestream.

Bro he is a millionaire. Why would you work any job as a millionaire trust fund baby?

 

[Blazeuser56]

Hasan the Socialist gives his 1000 IQ take on working a real job
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"Real jobs don't suck the soul out of you"
This guy never went to Japan

 

[SpergioLeonne]

If we're being real though I'd much rather work in a galvo plant or plastics factory for the award wage than stream online pandering to insufferable parasocial simps for the exact same amount of money. The thing is, Hasan is a fucking millionaire and only streamers are brainbroken and clout-dependent enough to keep working a job they claim to hate when they're millionaires and could retire any time they want.

You say that now, but how is your back?

I mean, I’m not dismissing your sentiment. I’m a factory worker. The closest I ever got to the other side, being an influencer, was 2,000 Twitter followers, at which time I kind of freaked out about it because I actually don’t like even that smallish amount of attention.

So there’s something to say about how maybe in a factory, you’re selling your back, but to grift off social media, you sell your soul. Even as pathetic as 2,000 followers was, you could feel pressure to restate things in a way that wasn’t really saying what you mean

 

[Fried-Rice12]

How fucking dare you accuse me of being tu... tur... Tu*k*sh

No no no. You misunderstand. In the second image there is a username "13eard" with the exact same profile picture as you. I thought it might have been you. Apologies for any confusion!

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Bro he is a millionaire. Why would you work any job as a millionaire trust fund baby?

Gotta pass the time somehow. People get depressed if they feel unproductive for extended periods of time even if they're materially secure. If Hasan didn't stream or debatebro and didn't have any other kind of planned "work" he'd probably be way more miserable.