Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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Northern Blockhead said:
I don't know what's the worst thing about this: The fact this is a yaoi fanfic between Destiny and Hasan, or the fact that this is number two in the Hasan category.

What the fuck is number 1?

EDIT: Forgot the link

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It's a troll and hilarious, I laughed several times reading this shit.
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Northern Blockhead said:
I don't know what's the worst thing about this: The fact this is a yaoi fanfic between Destiny and Hasan, or the fact that this is number two in the Hasan category.

What the fuck is number 1?

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Hey don't judge. This is what the people want. If it sells, it sells, and we'd be fools not to make bank off of it.

I expect to make good money off my yaoi fanfic I'm writing where Joe Biden shows Vladimir Putin his weapon of mass destruction, causing Putin to repond in kind by threatening Biden with his Intercontinental Ballistic Missile.
 
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Operation Mincemeat said:
Edit: I think it's insane that there's actual admiration for the Starship Troopers film. It's garbage, especially compared to the book.
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It's an indictment on the current times. People are so starved for real and genuine human interaction, the gender-ignoring brotherhood depicted on screen looks extremely appealing even at the cost of war and risking your life. Firing guns at giants bugs might be incredibly dangerous but at least you're accumulating benefits if you survive, fulfillment in service to your species and it's not boring. Times are bleak when that looks fun and rewarding, yet here we are watching femoids yell at our jedis & nigger spiderman is being given extra powers and forcing various Peter Parkers to soft-quit and give up their white women.
 
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Osama Bin Laden said:
They both responded. Feel free to rate Late if this has been posted already


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asmon always looks like hes one bad thing away from shooting up a place. i feel like if you said the wrong thing, like you said something that unintentionally reminded him about grief over his dead mother in an accidentally surgically piercing way he might just lose it.

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It's an indictment on the current times. People are so starved for real and genuine human interaction, the gender-ignoring brotherhood depicted on screen looks extremely appealing even at the cost of war and risking your life. Firing guns at giants bugs might be incredibly dangerous but at least you're accumulating benefits if you survive, fulfillment in service to your species and it's not boring. Times are bleak when that looks fun and rewarding, yet here we are watching femoids yell at our jedis & nigger spiderman is being given extra powers and forcing various Peter Parkers to soft-quit and give up their white women.
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theres a reason humanity has basically always gravitated to team based forms of government that deemphasized the individual because it turns out letting everyone do whatever they want without absolutely no judgement or goals or standards is actually retarded and isnt going to magically create a utopia where everyone is team lead, just a dystopia where no one is except some disloyal cattle herders sweeping up the disjointed peoples for the taking. theres a reason the retarded director didnt actually read the book or listen to its take on how to run society.
 
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MeltyTW said:
asmon always looks like hes one bad thing away from shooting up a place. i feel like if you said the wrong thing, like you said something that unintentionally reminded him about grief over his dead mother in an accidentally surgically piercing way he might just lose it.
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To be fair, all YouTubers look like that. YT demands funny exaggerated faces. So that’s what they do. So they all the unhinged and clinically insane.
 
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6MillionCoofs said:
To be fair, all YouTubers look like that. YT demands funny exaggerated faces. So that’s what they do. So they all the unhinged and clinically insane.
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I think it is part of the appeal, part of the whole circus performance that draws a crowd in the first place. If you look like a relatively normal person, speak normally, dress normally, etc. then your chances of sticking an impression dwindle. Sam Hyde kinda, sorta talks about this. He says that things have gotten so crazy that you see many people "I have nothing left to lose" visage and mentality. You look at a guy like Zack and you fundamentally realize that you can't negotiate with him. You cannot reason with him. Like many e-celebs covered here on this website, he is trapped inside a world of his own making.

What's funny to me about any conversation about him is people are continually attracted to his "takes" despite the fact that he really just parrots people who have said things way better than he has and the only reason anyone attributes something said to him is because of his prominence. Otherwise, there is really nothing exceptional about anything he says or does.

Case in point:

There was a time that his Twitch account was briefly suspended in August 2017 for a comment he made about survivors displaced by Hurricane Katrina. Now, what's funny here is he says this, in particular:

"I got suspended for 'harassment' on Twitch with no clarification as to what I did wrong."

Now, if Zack was in any way an exceptional human being, that's the point upon which he should have pivoted the entire thing. In other words, the ball is in Twitch's court. Say to them something, like,

"I am one of the most popular streamers on your platform. You owe me an explanation as to what I did wrong. If you want me to continue using your platform, you need to tell me why you suspended me."

Instead, he "reached an understanding" with Twitch staff following all these explanation blurbs that he continues to do today whenever he gets in trouble. In other words, Zack is just another internet e-celeb who has been taught that if he is ever in a controversy, he just has write multi-page essays in order to squirm his way out. He insists he did not "apologize" but he doesn't fundamentally seem to realize what an apology is. What he should have said is he literally did not say the words, "I am sorry" yet he still doesn't get how his jumping through Twitch's hoops and trying to justify himself in a case where Twitch didn't even give him the courtesy of an explanation is his apology. Any self-respecting man would have said,

"Twitch didn't explain to me why I was suspended for a joke I made. Because of this, I am no longer using a platform since their staff are terrible at communication and seem to have no sense of humor."

All this is to say, time and again Zack has showed that his basic desire is to just play ball with whomever and not rock the boat at all. His little "internet tough guy" routine is only extended to his audience, but to anyone with any degree of control over his life and career, he folds. He hoops and hollers like a monkey, true, but he still folds. So, he knows how to rail against the system in a way that is verbally compelling, but that's really as far as he will go. Otherwise, he doesn't make any attempt to change the status quo and he eventually goes along with it himself. Given his money and popularity, I'd say he could do things to improve the status quo, but instead he just bandwagons these broken "charity" events, goes on podcasts to talk about stupid meaningless shit, or overcharges people for their Starforge Systems.
 
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Sneeding said:
Quite poetic how the cockroach man infests someone else thread
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He says and does far more retarded shit, with zero shame, which makes him more worth dunking on.
Bioniclelover said:
Asmongold really could finally use his own thread, every time he starts sharing his shitty takes on something lolcow related, the thread in question gets derailed by talking about how disgusting he is (which cannot be understated).
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Dude used to basically be a lolcow back in the day. He'd fucking rage so hard playing WOW and shit he'd slam his head off his desk full force. He's got some LTG/Wings level of "get that ass banned" cope anytime people disagree with him. The vast majority of his viewers used to do nothing but troll and shit on him any chance they got. He used to get unironically MATI over bald comments. Hell even his cock sucking mod/friend McConnell used to do it.

Idk when it changed or how, but he's managed to turn his viewers into mindless "LUL TRUE AND REAL KEKW" stans. Maybe he managed to semi embrace the hatred and just ran with it. Idk but it's fucking wild. Even his subreddit is just a bunch of cock gobbling for him when it also used to be a hive of haters.

Thread Tax: Hasan is still a faggot. Don't really have much more to add to his retarded take. It's been beaten to death so hard people are sperging about fucking Star Ship Troopers :story:
 
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Rudolph said:
Well, I am not familiar with this person
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You ought to be. Otherwise writing a short essay about them, like you did, is going to look very foolish in retrospect.

Rudolph said:
Right, I forgot to say that they are also dehumanized by people like you for simply stating a fact.
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So, are you still alleging unfamiliarity as you say this? Looks like you're feigning your fanboyisms under a false "I don't care" premise while using language that indicates the exact opposite.
 
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Cheeseknife said:
So, he knows how to rail against the system in a way that is verbally compelling, but that's really as far as he will go. Otherwise, he doesn't make any attempt to change the status quo and he eventually goes along with it himself. Given his money and popularity, I'd say he could do things to improve the status quo, but instead he just bandwagons these broken "charity" events, goes on podcasts to talk about stupid meaningless shit, or overcharges people for their Starforge Systems.
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really concise way of saying something ive noticed but couldnt articulate well about these kinds of people like asmon and the commentary community on yt. to them being tough is punching down. theyll never ever actually meaningfully fight against anyone who lets them make a living breathing in cheeto dust and wheezing about what the higher ups allow them to. these types have already conformed to so much bullshit that used to not be in place and in five or 8 years theyll go along with alot of the bullshit that seems crazy now, and theyll say to anyone wanting it to roll back that theyre just neutral.

theyre the real reason we went from being able to tell companies its insane to look at internet history when hiring, to a generation of retards (literally apparently people are becoming dumber and harder to educate in schools) who cant fathom that and instead fight over who exactly needs fired for it at best but usually just accepting that crazy drag queens have a "right" to of course fire the problematics.
 
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Osama Bin Laden said:
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Archiving the last two. The Asmon response got archived a few pages back.



 
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People who think Starship Troopers is fascist have only watched the film (in which case it's better to say fascist overtones) and haven't picked up the novel. If you wanted to classify the novel as anything, "Spartan" or just "militaristic" would be a more apt description.
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Spartan society was what could have been considered proto fascist. Especially sine it was like 10% "real Spartans" and 90% slaves.
 
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