Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

[babadook]

I can never watch a facecam of Asmongold again after knowing what lies behind his chair

 

[kiwirevolving]

Hasan the Socialist gives his 1000 IQ take on working a real job
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SHOCKED, I tell you, that another political streamer turns out to be a hypocrite

Fuck this goat fucker in particular who was born with an oil well in his backyard, but the same goes for any big streamer

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

Inevitable Asmon response is inevitable

Asmongold was superb at ninja looting in WOW on stream. The Infowars snackbox and degenerate fastfood was fun.
Watching him evolve into a "pundit" has been extremely cringe.

I can never watch a facecam of Asmongold again after knowing what lies behind his chair

What's behind the chair?

 

[Friend Drazha]

Asmongold was superb at ninja looting in WOW on stream. The Infowars snackbox and degenerate fastfood was fun.
Watching him evolve into a "pundit" has been extremely cringe.


What's behind the chair?

Levels of uncleanliness to rival Chris-chan. I'll leave it at that, but if yer morbidly curious just go back a few pages.

 

[A Humble Moose]

Inevitable Asmon response is inevitable

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I've not watched this response video yet, but I've seen enough of Asmon to be able to make an educated guess that it's just a lot of arrogance and smug while giving the most basic and advertiser friendly takes you could possibly give while his chat acts as though he's speaking truth to power or saying what no one else would dare. That's what most of his responses are at any rate so it seems like a safe bet.

 

[Collections Agent]

Inevitable Asmon response is inevitable

The funniest part of this entire situation has been seeing Asmon absolutely butthurt and defending his position of "streaming is super hard job" to random people on Twitter while posting react videos to random shit

Surprisingly a lot of the reaction to him has been pretty negative, the fanboys aren't backing him up on this one but he's dug too deep, he can't change his opinion now

 

[6MillionCoofs]

The funniest part of this entire situation has been seeing Asmon absolutely butthurt and defending his position of "streaming is super hard job" to random people on Twitter while posting react videos to random shit

Surprisingly a lot of the reaction to him has been pretty negative, the fanboys aren't backing him up on this one but he's dug too deep, he can't change his opinion now

He was never going to change his position. He’s been very clear it’s draining but nobody will care. Long before this even came up.

It’s just been funny to watch him get mad at people not listening to what he is saying while saying they are as if they matter.

Like, they were never going to listen. He said as much. But it bothers him so. Will never not be funny.

 

[AssignedEva]

Legitimate question, what does he spend his money on? His multimillion dollar house is probably already paid off and he's not fat enough to be using it all on Uber Eats. I don't think he has friends to go out with to blow it on, so maybe it's going up his nose?

In the past year he's been to Rome, Florence, the Greek islands, Tokyo, London and a luxury resort in Mexico. Those are not cheap places to vacation in, and I doubt he's slumming it - when he was in London, for example, I strongly suspect he stayed at the Ritz because he had afternoon tea there and then dinner there as well, and rooms at the Ritz start at over $1000/night (and we've no reason to suspect he went for the cheapest room). He also eats in expensive restaurants while he's there, and does some of the more expensive tourist activities (sumo lessons in Tokyo, pasta making lessons in Florence). He has taken private jets in the past, although most likely keeps quiet about it now. That adds up.

He also buys clothes all the time. Because he dresses like a clown, a lot of the items he purchases are very distinctive and you can spot them quickly - but it looks like he only wears a lot of them only once or twice. Even if it's not Gucci (remember he wore a Hawaiian shirt to Cocachella that cost over $1k), constantly buying new clothes that cost a few hundred dollars here and there will add up.

He has a personal trainer that comes to his house. He probably has maids to clean the place, probably has a gardener to maintain the landscaping. The expensive puppy he bought probably has a dog walker. He might even have a personal chef. He has an agent and a manager. He seemingly has some production/editing staff on hand (although we know he was exploiting some fans for free labour). It wouldn't surprise me if he had a personal assistant or concierge to handle his life, along with an accountant and a lawyer on retainer. That adds up.

It's quite possible he's spending money on drugs and prostitutes too, but I'm sure he has no issues spending his money. That's probably still not going to eat in all that much to his estimated $200k/month. There's no reason to think Hasan's short on cash - he's just hoarding his wealth.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

@AssignedEva: I just assumed he paid his maids for all types of ‘cleaning’

 

[Bioniclelover]

Asmongold really could finally use his own thread, every time he starts sharing his shitty takes on something lolcow related, the thread in question gets derailed by talking about how disgusting he is (which cannot be understated).

 

[Cheeseknife]

Inevitable Asmon response is inevitable

What the fuck is up with these 2-hour response videos all the time? Are people just absolutely incapable of conciseness?

 

[6MillionCoofs]

What the fuck is up with these 2-hour response videos all the time? Are people just absolutely incapable of conciseness?

If you don’t respond to everything you’ll get hit with ‘out of context’ or ‘skipped over point’

It’s the pausing every five seconds to respond to chat saying something retarded. If he’d not done that it would have been 30 minutes.

Honestly content creators should respond to the video first and slap fight with chat retards after.

 

[Baap]

What the fuck is up with these 2-hour response videos all the time? Are people just absolutely incapable of conciseness?

I think these long form apology/explanation videos are going to be a trend going forward. Because now these "influencers" and their brain-dead orbiters can claim, "You didn't watch the video! He/she/I already addressed that". These videos can also be used to fully brainwash the fans who were on the fence on the current controversy they are in.

 

[Cheeseknife]

If you don’t respond to everything you’ll get hit with ‘out of context’ or ‘skipped over point’

Oh, I know why they do it. It just seems to me that a lot of streamers lately have started popping out 2-hour response videos lately for some shit they said.

It’s the pausing every five seconds to respond to chat saying something retarded. If he’d not done that it would have been 30 minutes.

Honestly content creators should respond to the video first and slap fight with chat retards after.

Why don't they spend an entire year saying whatever they want to and next year they just explain everything they said the previous year?

I think these long form apology/explanation videos are going to be a trend going forward. Because now these "influencers" and their brain-dead orbiters can claim, "You didn't watch the video! He/she/I already addressed that". These videos can also be used to fully brainwash the fans who were on the fence on the current controversy they are in.

Yeah, I've been watching the Harmful Opinions coverage of folks like Vaush with regard to apology/explanation videos. Basically, "Don't defend me. Just link this video and move on."

Filibustering. That's basically what it is. Any time they do this, just say, "Oh, you're filibustering." Just like what they do in Congress.

 

[GigaChad]

Asmongold really could finally use his own thread, every time he starts sharing his shitty takes on something lolcow related, the thread in question gets derailed by talking about how disgusting he is (which cannot be understated)

I am not even a viewer and i know what a pussy he is. He doesn't stream on his main channel for at least 2 years now, only streams on his alt which still get 20k+ viewers. One of the only chats on twitch that requiers phone verification. Plays the same shitty games over and over if he isn't reacting to youtube videos. Always crawlling back to WoW.
All videos on his youtube are React Videos(of course with clickbait soyface thumbnail)
Killed his bedridden Mom by overfeeding her, buying her cigarettes while she needed an oxygen tank to breath.
Oxygen tank caught on fire one day, she got so severe burns that she later died in the hospital.

I can't belive that i know so much about him without even watching his stream. Sure doesn't sound like a pleasant person to be around.

 

[Cheeseknife]

I am not even a viewer and i know what a pussy he is. He doesn't stream on his main channel for at least 2 years now, only streams on his alt which still get 20k+ viewers. One of the only chats on twitch that requiers phone verification. Plays the same shitty games over and over if he isn't reacting to youtube videos. Always crawlling back to WoW.
All videos on his youtube are React Videos(of course with clickbait soyface thumbnail)
Killed his bedridden Mom by overfeeding her, buying her cigarettes while she needed an oxygen tank to breath.
Oxygen tank caught on fire one day, she got so severe burns that she later died in the hospital.

I can't belive that i know so much about him without even watching his stream. Sure doesn't sound like a pleasant person to be around.

I got somewhat familiar with him because faggots on WoW forums would not stop bringing him up as some kind of voice for complaints they had. And it was really unpopular to be one of the only ones saying that despite how much he would complain about Blizzard and WoW, he always rode on the next hype train for the newest expansion before eventually devolving back into "WoW sucks and Blizzard is dead" mode again months later.

 

[soryu2electricboogaloo]

Why would Hasan even try to complain about his social battery being so low after streaming for 9 hours, he could simply just stream for 7 hours and be good and still make bank. But why does he need to stream for 9? Is it because he is in so much debt? Does he not actually own the items he's bought and is still paying off everything?
Actual retard move for him was the fact he hasn't built up a high yield savings account where he could practically live off of interest payouts and look at where he is now, he chooses to slave away lmao.

 

[A Logging Company]

 

[SlipNHonkMach2]

Guy on left suffered, rationed, and died in a muddy trench not because he wanted to, but because he was forced to at gunpoint after being arrested on false charges of treason against the state.

 

[ovenmath]

Nobody tell the zoomer lefties about the Fascist undertones in Starship Troopers, they might blow a gasket.

An interesting point is that the movie was made to mock the book, by a dude who didnt read the book. The book was extremely militaristic, and actually pro democratic (but with militaristic caveats) - its one of my favorite books of all time and really changed my perspective on sOcIeTy.

for example, I am now very pro public flogging as a form of punishment for criminals.