Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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Schizo theory but what if the banishment of Hasan Piker was planned to make him seem Oppressed and censored. Later on he will used his oppressed and censored status to rise to even grater heights and get even more support within the general public.
Dumb theory. People who engineered this media campaign (Dan Saltman) hated his guts for years.
 
If Twitch are struggling to comprehend the massive hole they’re digging for themselves then I think this level of thinking will be way beyond Hasan.

Twitch will probably start enforcing their rules equally if Trump isn’t cheated out of the election and Hasan is fucked then.
Just because Jeff Bezos cucked out when he ordered his news paper to not give a voting prefernece doesn't mean Twitch will do the same. Heck they might just go "See, we are the opposition, Orange Man 2 really bad!" and banhammer anyone who speaks psoitive of Trump. Though Imho we will get Terrible Harris as new president and then see the world finally burn down with DSP as the solve survivor begging for money
 
(booming tom-tom-drums)
can you feel that?
aww, shit...

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OH-WA-HA-HA-HA-SAN!
 
I'm struck by how sniveling and whiny he is. He got let off with a warning for platforming a literal terrorist on the site that's enabled him to make a fortune, an action that would have gotten anyone else a permaban and he STILL finds a way to bitch and cry about it like an oversized toddler denied their favorite toy. There was a point in time where I thought he knew exactly what he was doing flirting with the leftoid extremists, but now I'm starting to believe he genuinely thinks he's done nothing wrong and that "the system" is keeping him down from his revolutionary actions. How does anyone listen to this overgrown manchild whine like this for extended periods of time?
 
I'm struck by how sniveling and whiny he is. He got let off with a warning for platforming a literal terrorist on the site that's enabled him to make a fortune, an action that would have gotten anyone else a permaban and he STILL finds a way to bitch and cry about it like an oversized toddler denied their favorite toy. There was a point in time where I thought he knew exactly what he was doing flirting with the leftoid extremists, but now I'm starting to believe he genuinely thinks he's done nothing wrong and that "the system" is keeping him down from his revolutionary actions. How does anyone listen to this overgrown manchild whine like this for extended periods of time?
He is a retarded commie/Islamist (the most retarded of ideology/religion combos) nepo baby who has been protected from consequences for his entire life because of his family and their connections.

He bumbles his way through life and things work out for him because of external factors he is simply incapable of understanding because his brain has atrophied into mush without any significant challenges in his life. So he just defaults to "I must be the reason things are working out" rather than comprehending that he is one of the most privileged people on earth.

The fact that anyone ever thought he knew what the fuck he was doing at any time in his "career" is laughable.
 
Schizo theory but what if the banishment of Hasan Piker was planned to make him seem Oppressed and censored. Later on he will used his oppressed and censored status to rise to even grater heights and get even more support within the general public.
If you’re a streamer a short ban is great as you get a massive bump to views and subs on your return. He’ll be praying for a post-election 7 day ban.
 
I find myself wondering if hasan has any real concept of how badly this could end for him, it's one thing to say some edgy shit about warmongering faggotry like zioclops himself dan crenshaw getting his eye hole fucked. It's another to simp for unironic terrorists like the houthis and throw in with trash like hamas.
Hasan will be fine, once again he is already so rich and famous the idea that he is flying under the radar and hiding his power level is laughable. The feds know who he is and either don't care or straight up support him. I have even seen some schizoid Marxist Leninist types now say he is a plant to stop the left (which I don't really thing is true there is no evidance).

Also even if he gets banned (which he won't at least not anytime soon). He already has so much money that he will never be poor or have to work a job ever again, even if he somehow loses that his family is so rich he will be able to coast off their tugboat.
As Kasparian said, he has zero self-awareness. Many turks are like that, to the point that i think it is a cultural trait.
Turks have the biggest persecution complex in the world for literally no reason. The Jewish persecution complex is cringe don't get me wrong, but it kind of makes sense on a surface level same with Blacks.

When have Turks ever been meaningfully persecuted for being Turkish ?
 
Maybe they shouldn’t be there then? Isn’t that Hasan’s argument about Jewish people in the Middle East?
Something something colonialism something something imperialism something something wypopo no spices and more retarded stuff, that would probably be Hasan's argument which is retarded for a number of reasons.
 
Something something colonialism something something imperialism something something wypopo no spices and more retarded stuff, that would probably be Hasan's argument which is retarded for a number of reasons.
Has he ever expressed an opinion on the Armenian genocide? Were the Young Turks just helping their culture with death marches?
 
For an oppressed group they sure have a lot of privileges, the fact none of them ever chose to leave despite most at the time being from Turkey is also fascinating.
I don't get it either. This meme sums it up best i think:
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Maybe they shouldn’t be there then?
Been saying this ever since elementary school, nobody listens (:_(
 
Has he ever expressed an opinion on the Armenian genocide? Were the Young Turks just helping their culture with death marches?
He said that it happened, there is even a clip of him saying in it this post. Mind you, he's only saying that it happened, not that it was a terrible thing, you could say I'm nitpicking but he's grifting turkroach so needs to say it outright or else he thinks it was a great thing.

His uncle, Cenk, back in the 1990s said that it didn't happened but later in 2016 he acknowledge that it did happened and that it was horrible.

Also, for the sake of being thorough he has denied that the Uyghur genocide is happening. He calls the concentration camps "reeducation centers".
 
Something something colonialism something something imperialism something something wypopo no spices and more retarded stuff, that would probably be Hasan's argument which is retarded for a number of reasons.
Those who complain about Imperialism, are only upset because they don't have the power to do it themselves.

He said that it happened, there is even a clip of him saying in it this post. Mind you, he's only saying that it happened, not that it was a terrible thing, you could say I'm nitpicking but he's grifting turkroach so needs to say it outright or else he thinks it was a great thing.

His uncle, Cenk, back in the 1990s said that it didn't happened but later in 2016 he acknowledge that it did happened and that it was horrible.

Also, for the sake of being thorough he has denied that the Uyghur genocide is happening. He calls the concentration camps "reeducation centers".
Hasan is like a tongue-eating louse, a parasite that hates its hosts and yet cannot leave with out it, he whine and moans about whatever bullshit really but deep down Hassan knows that if it wasn't for nepotism and ironically capitalism he would've been forgotten.
 
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