Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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What the shit said:
The comments on this video are absolutely atrocious. How do people like this exist?
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Even while being a bitter old comic, Dave Chappelle is far more charismatic than a young socialist who’s too greedy to give away money. His own fans are literal teenagers and college students, while Dave’s fans don’t use social media to prop him up as an idol.
 
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Autistic Monkey said:
I honestly think its funny that Chapelle gets free advertising from all the troons and libs seething over him. I didn't even know about the special before people started "canceling" him again.
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Stand up comedians are among the most sanctimonious cunts in existence, paid too much to preach to a choir about things they have no business preaching. Yet when this many troons combine into a singularity of incompetent rage, it makes me want to watch some stand up comedy.
 
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Feel free to clock me, but saw this clip on Twitter I hadn’t seen yet.

Shot: Hasan visits brothels



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The brothel Hasan went to so he could have sex with the "workers" was raided in 2016 for human trafficking.
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lyga said:
Feel free to clock me, but saw this clip on Twitter I hadn’t seen yet.

Shot: Hasan visits brothels



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The brothel Hasan went to so he could have sex with the "workers" was raided in 2016 for human trafficking.
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Feels strange that a man as vain as Hasan would stoop himself to brothels but I guess we are here.
P.S. human traffickers, especially sex and child traffickers should be getting the wall.
 
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albert macdonald chan said:
Even while being a bitter old comic, Dave Chappelle is far more charismatic than a young socialist who’s too greedy to give away money. His own fans are literal teenagers and college students, while Dave’s fans don’t use social media to prop him up as an idol.
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Chapelle is also a talented comedian who worked his way to the top instead of this retard who got where he is thanks to being his uncle's nephew lol!

Autistic Monkey said:
I honestly think its funny that Chapelle gets free advertising from all the troons and libs seething over him. I didn't even know about the special before people started "canceling" him again.
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There are far, far more people either that don't care or are pissed off with this horseshit than people who actively support those clowns and their censorship trigger happiness. They just got bolder as the megacorps noticed it's shit easy to get those retards to kiss their asses if they pretend to give a fuck about some retarded hot topic of the now!
 
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Hasan also dated a porn star… Janice Griffith I think was her name? Ultimate cuck energy

Berrakh said:
Muscled incel is still an incel.
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Yep. He was probably never really in shape, rather just got on roids, then found out it was zapping his hair and stopped and went back to a marshmallow body.

I could be wrong bc I don’t follow his physique super closely but it seems he wasn’t really jacked and ripped for that long. It’s somewhat true that steroids won’t do the work for you, but as someone who’s been in the fitness/powerlifting/bodybuilding scene for years I can tell you that if you get on a good cycle and just hit the gym for a month you can look pretty impressive.

Downside is it will cause you to lose hair (see Connor Murphy saga) if you’re predisposed to lose later in life, so there’s really no getting around it. Either lose your hair or lose your easy muscles.

Pretty sure his weird hairstyles are a way to hide a receding hairline.
 
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Tathagata said:
Stand up comedians are among the most sanctimonious cunts in existence, paid too much to preach to a choir about things they have no business preaching. Yet when this many troons combine into a singularity of incompetent rage, it makes me want to watch some stand up comedy.
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That's the thing, I don't usually watch comedy specials. The only reason I watched this was to see what the whole drama was about.

Good job you retarded faggots.
 
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Hasan also dated a porn star… Janice Griffith I think was her name? Ultimate cuck energy


Yep. He was probably never really in shape, rather just got on roids, then found out it was zapping his hair and stopped and went back to a marshmallow body.

I could be wrong bc I don’t follow his physique super closely but it seems he wasn’t really jacked and ripped for that long. It’s somewhat true that steroids won’t do the work for you, but as someone who’s been in the fitness/powerlifting/bodybuilding scene for years I can tell you that if you get on a good cycle and just hit the gym for a month you can look pretty impressive.

Downside is it will cause you to lose hair (see Connor Murphy saga) if you’re predisposed to lose later in life, so there’s really no getting around it. Either lose your hair or lose your easy muscles.

Pretty sure his weird hairstyles are a way to hide a receding hairline.
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I'm pretty sure that finasteride (what he's likely taking for hair loss) and most other oral medications for hair loss also raise female hormones in the body. Basically they'll make you flabbier and give you bitch tits if you don't step up the exercise-based self care, which Hasan probably doesn't. The picture of him in the cross shirt kind of looks like he might be developing the bitch tits, which in my understanding, is especially prominent if you were once muscular and then stop working out since everything just deflates and fills with fat.

I don't get how having hair is worth turning into a genderless marshmallow, especially if you're rich enough to get hair plugs anyway.
 
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Evil Enchilada said:
I still don't get why people find Hassan funny. He lacks the lackadasial charisma that would make people like a gigachad for memes. Is his (grossly underpaid no matter what) editor just that good?
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I don't think they find him funny but it's more of a defence force phenomena in my opinion. Like since he is on their "political" (for calling it something lol) spectrum then suddenly the dude is epic roflmayo eggs dee to prop him up as the leftards ubermensch, same with his retarded takes and anything mongler he does, his defence force after aligning with him as a representative of themselves will pull at straws to not look like they backed a limp horse as their image. It's like those autistic political memes, they're unfunny and wordswordswords but "they agree with me and thus if I defend them and make em look cool I'll be epic by adjacency".
 
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I'm pretty sure that finasteride (what he's likely taking for hair loss) and most other oral medications for hair loss also raise female hormones in the body. Basically they'll make you flabbier and give you bitch tits if you don't step up the exercise-based self care, which Hasan probably doesn't. The picture of him in the cross shirt kind of looks like he might be developing the bitch tits, which in my understanding, is especially prominent if you were once muscular and then stop working out since everything just deflates and fills with fat.

I don't get how having hair is worth turning into a genderless marshmallow, especially if you're rich enough to get hair plugs anyway.
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It doesn't raise estrogen levels directly. Your body does that in response to having more free testosterone due to finasteride stopping it from being converted to DHT. Also depending on genetics it could fuck with your liver.
 
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Megatardingo said:
I don't think they find him funny but it's more of a defence force phenomena in my opinion. Like since he is on their "political" (for calling it something lol) spectrum then suddenly the dude is epic roflmayo eggs dee to prop him up as the leftards ubermensch, same with his exceptional takes and anything mongler he does, his defence force after aligning with him as a representative of themselves will pull at straws to not look like they backed a limp horse as their image. It's like those autistic political memes, they're unfunny and wordswordswords but "they agree with me and thus if I defend them and make em look cool I'll be epic by adjacency".
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This is mostly the same with the majority of BreadTubers who engage in entertainment that have lost their value due to the corporations siding with them

 
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