Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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I think this is the doc that's being referring to, if you want to give it a watch.
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LOL holy fuck. This is so many levels of retarded. I want to say girls like the Hunger Games tard just extreme cases but I honestly can't tell.
 
Quick question:
I know everyone is saying this is a permaban, but is it?
Is there a possibility of reversal?

(also, I have heard 7-day and 10-day bans, not perma)
 
Who's he?
Before leaving, the stream sniper, who was later identified as "Stop Speeding" a member of the notorious - and openly racist - Ice Poseidon 2 network, told the streamers that "IP2 always f**king wins."

IP2 callers got Hasan kicked out of restaurant too:


I know I'm gonna sound like a tapout wearing keyboard boxing expert but if this is genuinely how Hasan hits the bag I can see why he wouldn't accept the fight.

Putting zero weight unto his punches, I'd be dying to see his foot work that probably sucks. And people usually look good on bags because bags don't hit back.

There's video out there of Sam Hyde punching some pads but fuck, I wish I could find the video again.. There's a boxer named Sam Hyde which fucks up my search results.

I don't watch Sam Hyde but I do remember there was a pad work video he packed a good punch, putting his whole body behind his punches.

Here's him kicking and i know it's all a shit posting show but as someone that trains kickboxing, if he's flexible enough to engage his hips into a kick, he shouldn't have problems putting his body weight behind his punches.

Also didn't he lose like two tug of wars to a bunch of OTK nerds? Well, that's autistic essay for another time.
 
Quick question:
I know everyone is saying this is a permaban, but is it?
Is there a possibility of reversal?

(also, I have heard 7-day and 10-day bans, not perma)
I've heard that Hasan got a 7-day ban, while fellow left-wing streamer Vaush got an indefinite ban, even though Hasan was the only one insultingly calling people crackers. I wouldn't be surprised if Vaush eventually got unbanned since he was just discussing the topic, not actually insulting people as far as I know.
 
I've heard that Hasan got a 7-day ban, while fellow left-wing streamer Vaush got an indefinite ban, even though Hasan was the only one insultingly calling people crackers. I wouldn't be surprised if Vaush eventually got unbanned since he was just discussing the topic, not actually insulting people as far as I know.
Yes, that is what I heard as well. Complete madness.
Discussion = perma
Taunting mods and direct insults = 7 day temp.

Can't say I care, but the very logic is ass-backwards...

#Honk
 
He comes off as the man who would drop Nigga frivolously had he been born in a different time period. He's closer to baked alaska with ideology, in that he has none and he'll say shit just to get popular. He also seems like he's searching for things to insult others with, to get in a fight, call someone else a name without consequences, & "win" by dabbing on the haters. If he could get away with calling Republicans the hard r or anyone who opposes him a hard word, he'd do it. He likes being right more than his ideology.
Well he's not right, ever, he just likes underage kids to think he's right

And yeah in another time he would be raiding villages in the horn of africa and taking the kids from there to sell as sex slaves or eunuchs depending of the gender and if they survived the process

That would be early 20th century turkey, make it a little later and he would be part of the armenian genocide. Transplant him to 1960s murrica and he would be throwing rocks at black people for daring to vote
Yeah, he's gotten pudgy. He was riding off getting his fanbase from his good looks, but man, he better get back on that treadmill soon.
>this is considered 'good looking' in murrica
I think this is the doc that's being referring to, if you want to give it a watch.
Yep thats the one
 
Consider that he isnt white nor european, he's a turkroach and has a personal interest in channeling all that impotent rage towards whites not only because he might have an elliot rodger thing going on (being rejected by white girls as a kid, now only getting attention from white troons:story:) but because being a turk he has tons of historical baggage and he would rather see lefties focus on dem evul crackas than taking a peek at all the absolute evil shit turks have done
Turks and their history is similar to the Japanese. Burn down your village, rape your daughters and livestock, and poisoning the well on their way out of town.
 
Consider that he isnt white nor european, he's a turkroach and has a personal interest in channeling all that impotent rage towards whites not only because he might have an elliot rodger thing going on (being rejected by white girls as a kid, now only getting attention from white troons:story:) but because being a turk he has tons of historical baggage and he would rather see lefties focus on dem evul crackas than taking a peek at all the absolute evil shit turks have done
Ok now DONT THREADBAN ME FOR THIRSTPOSTING NULL, but fuck, he's not an ugly dude. Where the fuck would he get the elliot rodger thing from? Far as I know he gets pussy.
 
Ok now DONT THREADBAN ME FOR THIRSTPOSTING NULL, but fuck, he's not an ugly dude. Where the fuck would he get the elliot rodger thing from? Far as I know he gets pussy.
He was fat in school and was bullied for being an incel so when he moved to the USA and went to the university and saw all the white women going for the white conservative frat bros and not for the fat brown kid he started reading pick up artist books to trick drunk women in the club into letting him touch their ass. He lost his online virginity after going viral on a rant about a blonde conservative girl. Everything he does online could be summed up as him being the left wing eboy version of Elliot Rodger. When he was punished for using an anti-white racial slur he chimped out because that was his way of getting revenge on all the white Chads that cucked him. If it wasn't for nepotism and his uncle pulling some strings to get the positive articles written about him Hasan would probably be in jail now for sexual assault after groping the wrong woman.

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The Young Turks have seemingly attempted to scrub the internet of their pick-up artist style “Brotip” videos from Cenk Uygur’s nephew the ‘Woke Bae’ Hasan Piker

One such corny pick-up artist video begins with an explanation of the word “Brotip,” which the Young Turks described as “advice passed from brother to brother for the purpose of courting females and acquiring currency.”

To cover their asses, a disclaimer then pops on the screen claiming that the content does not represent The Young Turks despite being published to the “TYT University” YouTube channel in 2013 — which we would like to note, was after Uygur became a progressive.

The rule Piker covers in the video he calls the “Lets Get Outta Here Rule,” which he claims helped him lose his virginity.

“You’re in the club, you finally use the five second rule — because you’re smart now because you follow Brotip — and you start talking to this girl which finally leads to hooking up and you’re bold enough to grab an ass cheek and then maybe even get some hand play downstairs,” Piker rambles. “What is the next move?! You need to get out of there and you need to get out of there fast — hopefully with the girl.”

Piker then proceeds to provide his viewers with the magic words to get laid, or as his uncle put it when he discussed how he picks up women, “trick them” into sleeping with you. “Let’s get out of here,” he says.

“It’s time to separate her from her herd — meaning her crowd of girlfriends that are going to do their best to cockblock you because they’re fat and lonely,” Piker states.

He states that if the woman instead provides her number and doesn’t leave with you just continue your conquest to find another lady.

A longtime friend of Uygur, who wishes to remain anonymous at this time, told the Gateway Pundit, “Cenk has often spoke in the past about Has being his protege in the area of women. Has’ attitudes are a direct result of Cenk’s coaching from a young age. He used to brag about it.”

When Maxwell, who was born in the U.K., suggested acting confidently around women, Piker cut him off. “It’s absolutely inappropriate for you to give people dating advice or how to pick up chicks when you have a built-in f— mechanism on your face that just produces Scottish accents at people,” Piker said. “And they’re like, ‘Oh, my God, he’s not from here, I want to f— him immediately.”

At one point in the video, Piker went confessional. “I used to be fat and still pulled in numbers,” he said, an apparent reference to the number of women with whom he had sex. “I’m being a total misogynist, but I’m being honest.”

He also tried to excuse his comments by noting that the audience for the “Post Game” show “is like, what, 97 percent male.”

Uygur, whom Piker calls his mentor in “relationship stuff,” shared his own advice in the “Post Game” video, which is still available on the site. “If you’re going to talk to girls, just do it. Do it within the first five seconds. Do not hesitate,” he said.

“Bro tip: five-second rule,” Piker added, a reference to a standard piece of advice on “how to get laid” that he offered on his short-lived vlog series “BroTip” on The Young Turks network.

“You start talking to this girl, it finally leads to hooking up and you’re bold enough to grab an ass check and then maybe get some hand play downstairs. What is the next move? You need to get out of there and you need to get out of there fast — hopefully with the girl,” Piker said in one “BroTip” video circa 2013.

“You have to use these five magic words, ‘Let’s get out of here,'” added Piker, whom BuzzFeed declared a “woke bae” earlier this year. “It’s time to separate her from her herd, meaning her crowd of girlfriends who are going to do their best to c—block you because they’re fat and lonely.”

The advice appeared to borrow heavily from Neil Strauss’ 2005 best-seller “The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists.”

Piker was chubby, a self-described “outcast” who doodled animé comics and questioned authority. Once, in a third-grade private-school religion class, he criticized the curriculum for covering only Islam. “I would ask about dogmas, like, why are we supposed to believe this, just because the book says so?” he says. The next year, Piker’s dad moved him to public school, and Piker’s questions and lack of physical fitness attracted bullies. “I got beaten the fuck out of,” he says.

Growing up “horny in a repressed culture,” Piker fantasized about moving to the United States. “There’s a saying in Turkey that, when you go to America, the girls ask to fuck,” he says. His parents let him go to the University of Miami, and within weeks of his arrival, he was approached to promote nightclubs around South Beach. On the job, he met the first woman he had sex with.
“I pulled the worst fucking line I’ve ever pulled on a girl, which still probably works to this day whenever I say it. I said, 'Let’s get out of here,' ...because I can’t do the things I wanna do to you in here,” he says. The two went to a nearby apartment-complex courtyard, where they had sex on a gravel staircase, Piker’s back bleeding the whole time. “I remember thinking, I don’t know the next time I’ll have sex again, so I better make this last,” he says. “Which I did … It was fucking amazing.”

After two semesters in which he earned a 2.9 GPA, Piker’s parents made him transfer to Rutgers University. There, he rushed Theta Delta Chi after asking girls which fraternity they liked most. Now, Piker attributes his approach in “The Breakdown” to debates with his conservative frat brothers. “I am a little bit more tolerant to understanding the other side’s opinion because of that,” he says. In 2013, his senior year, he skipped a spring break trip for a weeklong internship with his uncle Cenk Uygur’s news network, The Young Turks (TYT).

Riled up by her provocative stances, Piker posted his first Tomi takedown video, in which he ripped apart Lahren’s commentary on the Women’s March, in January 2017. It got more than 12 million views. His next two videos were also anti-Lahren rants — one about the Muslim ban (17 million views) and another more generally about Lahren’s conservative opinions (18 million views). But Piker’s videos about Lahren also started to get him in trouble. In each, he mentioned that Lahren is “kinda cute,” asked her to slide into his DMs, and asked why she hadn’t hit him up for a date. (Lahren declined to comment on Piker and has never publicly responded to his videos.)
 
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Very long stream from Sitch & Adam on the subject. Both in the video and the thread the topic of whether or not "cracker" has some historic/systemic context that makes it a slur. Which, I don't really think is how language in this situation even works, or how the rules are being applied.

An example would be the newcomer to racisms online: Jogger.
Jogger has no historic nor systemic context anyone could ever even try to claim exists. That said, I've heard it be claimed to be a slur, which in some ways it could be, as it really is just a fun way of pointing out a very-innocent-trust-me-guiz black man or black person in general. Or just nigger without the ni.

It doesn't matter to Twitch if the word has no context in muh systems or muh history, their rules seem to be clear about not denigrating people based on race. Which is pussy shit, but perfectly understandable coming from the modern internet.
 
What you seem to unironically believe is about as retarded as saying that Communism is a feasible economic principle.
Unironically? Is he supposed to ironically believe jews are our friends? It's pretty obvious. Jews everywhere push communism onto their host nations. Go to israel, tis all jews, and there's no communism.
 
lmfao, he's so mad. inb4 twitter slaps him on the wrist for 'saltine ass' (clearly hate speech racist bigot trump lover talk) :story:

I know other social media sites will ban you for calling someone else a "bitch" so let's see if Twitter will do it too. I got a 7 day ban on IG for calling Seth Rogen a fat bitch who covered up for Weinstein.
 
Ok now DONT THREADBAN ME FOR THIRSTPOSTING NULL, but fuck, he's not an ugly dude. Where the fuck would he get the elliot rodger thing from? Far as I know he gets pussy.
He gets pussy by being a faggot and appealing to the mentally ill maniacs within the left.
 
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