Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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How is a sheltered neet, who can't even feed, bathe, or clothe himself, an asset to the CIA?

Hassan is retarded. He has a degree that didn't even have a math requirement. He never leaves his house. I'm not convinced that Hassan understands how time zones work.
How does he keep popping up in these online spaces or on the news when nobody seems to like him? He is being signal boosted somehow for some reason. If we just found out Twitter was in bed with the fed then the same is probably true of Hassan somehow.
 
How is a sheltered neet, who can't even feed, bathe, or clothe himself, an asset to the CIA?
Given his obscene income of 200-500k a month as a streamer and youtuber I'd be open to hearing out conspiracy theories about dirty money, money laundering, CIA involvement, or some other thing propping him up.

It's also possible he's just a lucky son of a bitch who has unlimited paypigs that live vicariously through him. I don't know which is worse: glowop conspiracy or that this himbo just lucked out, what is a bigger condemnation of humanity?

The main thing that I learned about conspiracy theory, is that conspiracy theorists believe in a conspiracy because that is more comforting.
- Alan Moore
 
Here's a little Twitter thread on Hasan's doxxing hypocrisy.

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There is something so fucking infuriating about Hasan who actively encourages the deplatforming of anyone to right of a Bush style Neo-conservative trying to get a smug jab in at Elon over freedom of speech.
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Hasan is trying to do a double whammy on wanting to mock the idea of censorship against people who he politically disagrees with to not really be a thing to openly mocking a Turkish president who would have willingly thrown him out of his home country for not being censorious enough.

He really sis one of the ungrateful assimilated Turkish-Americans who don’t understand freedom of consequences, while fully wanting to decimate the idea of freedom of speech as a whole.
 
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Given his obscene income of 200-500k a month as a streamer and youtuber I'd be open to hearing out conspiracy theories about dirty money, money laundering, CIA involvement, or some other thing propping him up.

It's also possible he's just a lucky son of a bitch who has unlimited paypigs that live vicariously through him. I don't know which is worse: glowop conspiracy or that this himbo just lucked out, what is a bigger condemnation of humanity?
Why would the CIA bother with that? They have been dealing with dirty money before the internet was even a thing.

Also, never take the amounts streamers claim as income, at face value. None of these people tell the truth. They are on par with rap artists when it comes to financial common sense.

I'm willing to bet that Hasan has no idea what his income was this year. It's all part of the moronic influencer game. The whole reason he freaks out whenever he gets suspended for even a day is because his finances can't survive even the smallest interruption to his internet grift.
 
And if you don't want 80 IQ idiots getting blow out by median IQ midwits like Hasan, then be the change you want to see in the world.
Yes Boxershorts, pls start your livestreaming career. I will sub. On odyssey of course. You're too racist for youtube.
 
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How does he keep popping up in these online spaces or on the news when nobody seems to like him? He is being signal boosted somehow for some reason. If we just found out Twitter was in bed with the fed then the same is probably true of Hassan somehow.
To be fair, the "famous" people that individuals around you know are going to be indicative of who you are hanging out with.

Hang out with a bunch of old, retired boomers, and I am sure they can list off every single one of those annoying daytime judge shows. Hang out with loser, hipster douches that act like they know politics but don't bother to register to vote or even know who their local representative is, then they will know who Hasan is.

The funny thing is that the few people I know that follow Hasan have no fucking idea who Chenk is. That is how moronic and insulated his audience is. Just like Hasan.
 
$200,000+ a month and he couldn't be fucked to hire a tailor. Once a fat slob, always a fat slob
I'm probably a bit late to the party but I regret to inform you that the blue label on his blazer says "Gucci: HA HA HA". It's their recent collection that was a collab with zoomer cross dressing heart throb Harry Styles, and Hasan appears to have draped himself in random pieces from it.
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Of course Hasan is not Harry Styles, and while you can argue whether or not Harry Styles pulls off those outfits he wears you can concede that Harry Styles both has a stylist with some comprehension of colour theory and also is very in shape and well groomed (so weird boxy cuts hang well on him).

Hasan meanwhile is fat, scruffy, malding and the wrong side of 30, and also has just randomly put on items of clothing from the collection. Possibly because he's been dressing like a parody of a homeless zoomer for the last few years, can't fit into his smart clothes anymore, and just drove to the Gucci store on Rodeo to throw some "wavey garms" on for his award show.

The entire fit, not including jewellery which feasibly could be expensive Gucci pieces as well, may well have cost in excess of $6k. He could indeed have gotten a stylish, flattering, bespoke tailored suit for that price, but that wouldn't be hypebeast enough for him (because everything he does is about appealing to an audience that's about 10 years younger than him).
 
There is something so fucking infuriating about Hasan who actively encourages the deplatforming of anyone to right of a Bush style Neo-conservative trying to get a smug jab in at Elon over freedom of speech.
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I saw some anti fascist on Twitter candidly say "I don't want fascism and anti fascism to have equal access to the public square I want fascism to lose." Every breadtuber agrees with this, so their cries of hypocrisy are shamelessly cynical.


They'll argue for the principle of free speech whenever the tide is against them, but when they are in the ascendancy then "we don't platform Nazis" is universal wisdom.


None of these people should be treated as sincere or engaged with in good faith. They are utterly shameless, and could care less about their own hypocrisy.

How is a sheltered neet, who can't even feed, bathe, or clothe himself, an asset to the CIA?

Hassan is retarded. He has a degree that didn't even have a math requirement. He never leaves his house. I'm not convinced that Hassan understands how time zones work.
I don't think Hassan is a CIA asset, but Breadtube was definitely assisted early on by various security services.
 
It’s been proven that Hasan is a disingenuous fuck. I truly believe that he doesn’t believe any of his own policies on shit, he’s just in it for the money, attention, and ego stroking. If certain people paid him to push a narrative, I would not put it past Hasan to just kiss the ring and then do it.

Is it CIA? Probably not. But is Hasan just a himbo that will speak for the highest left leaning bidder? Fuuuuuuck yeah. He’s stood behind Ethan “Let’s bomb the Catholics” Klein, and it doesn’t take a genius to see doing that is horrible optics for Hasan “the Brave Mujhadeen Fighter”
 
He's a fucking lazy narcissist of average intelligence and above average looks who has had his ass kissed by low-status women and male hangers-on for so long that he thinks he's a charismatic genius a la Jon Hamm's character in 30 Rock. There's nothing more to it. Every aspect of his career has been astroturfed from the Fat Brown Buffalo to Twitch. I'm just looking forward to the arc when he obviously ages out of the demographic he's currently obsessed with and they reject him after another clout chaser renders his ass radioactive.
 
He's a fucking lazy narcissist of average intelligence and above average looks who has had his ass kissed by low-status women and male hangers-on for so long that he thinks he's a charismatic genius a la Jon Hamm's character in 30 Rock. There's nothing more to it. Every aspect of his career has been astroturfed from the Fat Brown Buffalo to Twitch. I'm just looking forward to the arc when he obviously ages out of the demographic he's currently obsessed with and they reject him after another clout chaser renders his ass radioactive.
Average intelligence? Based on what?! That stupid faggot can't even count to 20 without being barefoot. He has to drop his pants if he wants to count to 21.
 
What the actual fuck does Hasan relate to hip hop? I get he had an artist or two on his show, but what insight can he provide aside from his retard surface level.
Nothing. He is there for the same reason everyone collabs with him, he has a massive audience of brain dead retards with deep pockets.

I have said this several times in this thread, but no one actually likes Hasan. Even the people who hate Hasan wouldn't care about him if it wasn't for his audience. They all want to leech off his audience, that is it. If he were to have 0 viewers tomorrow, everyone he knows would cut contact with him and never talk about him again.
 
never take the amounts streamers claim as income, at face value. None of these people tell the truth. They are on par with rap artists when it comes to financial common sense.

I'm willing to bet that Hasan has no idea what his income was this year.
I don't think Hasan has ever even discussed his income, it seems to be something he keeps to himself (outside of flaunting himself buying expensive cars or talking about his house, etc.) if he has discussed his income I've never seen it.

The information on his income comes entirely from the twitch leaks a couple years back.
 
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