Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

Pizdec said:
I really wish more people would call him for that he is; the nephew of Cenk Uygur, who himself is becoming irrelevant as his Nephew somehow garners more popularity among unionizers and commies as he sits in a fucking mansion in WeHo. He can only confront people literally shorter then him and pathetically tries to intimidate with stature, and the moment he's given any pushback he cowers behind his twitter warriors. Give me my top hats, I do not like this man one bit.
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Calling him a man is quite generous. He's a child.
 
I think Hassan Pikker is the perfect archetype of everything I despise in a man. The frat boy personality, being literally dumb as shit, preach socialist values while living the most capitalist life style, massive insecurity and being fragile as a piece of glass, doesn't train legs, will completely drop all his principles if the person is even remotely right wing.

I just want to see his faggot frat boy smug face be smashed in by Sam Hyde in a legal boxing match. 👊🏻😡
 
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Still waiting for the Dandy Man to strike, everything about Hasan makes me mati from his toothpick legs to his stupid faggy face. WHEN IS THIS FAGGOT GONNA BECOME A COAT!
 
Inside your walls said:
Matan Even aka the Reformed Rabbi Bill Clinton guy from VGAs 2022 has decided to fuck with Hasan Piker IRL by
attending the same writers' strike protest Hasan went to IRL and then holding a sign saying "We Love Landlords".

Hasan in the video proceeds to quietly mush mouth about capitalism before walking away from him.
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I'm a tad bit late, and most people probably care more about the Idubbz response or whatever, but this is just the fun kind of trolling I miss from the internet. Not confrontational. Not trying to send out personal information or get someone in trouble, just show up, say something unrelated but inoffensive (to normal people) and then leave the "better men" to make an ass of themselves. I hope Matan sticks to this level of messing with the internet, it brings a smile to my face every time.
 
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What an utter failure, imagine having a kid half your size and a third your age come at you and start shitposting IRL up in your face and all you do is stand there and take it and only after you're safe and sound back in your mansion and behind a computer screen do you (badly) pretend that you're totally not mad bro I'm not owned lol lol I owned you.
 
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In the typical Hasan cycle of seething, he proceeds to start talking mad shit about Matan, only for Matan to firing back
and start shitting Hasan on Twitter, pointing out how Hasan talks all this shit about him on Twitter that he could had
said to his face and calling Hasan a little bitch.
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Oh Lord, the coping and seething. Oh, it’s beautiful. All Hasan’s livestreams should be crashed now. You big pussy Hasan. Chef’s Kiss. 👨‍🍳
 
It's such an LA thing to attend something like a writers strike no one cares about outside LA. Then again LA is the center of the universe.
Is Hasan ever going to start thinking twice before making public appearances if zoomers keep humiliating him?
 
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Perhaps one of you fine people can educate me.

How is it possible to look at a stupid, cowardly closet case like Hasan and think, "I like that guy and will defend his honor online?"

I genuinely don't understand it.
 
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Hasan's currently in bongland. I was going to make a point of how his ilk of zoomer lefty go all around the world just to have the same experiences they do at home and openly mock the cultures they visit (his only post about being here was about how the only good food he'd found was ethnic food), but before I could post he's finally shown some cultural curiosity:

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Based on the clothes and the decor I suspect he's having tea at The Ritz or one of the other flash London hotels that have a dress code. And where afternoon tea is expensive, like £80 a head, more if you have champagne.

I kind of envy him. Man lives a life of total luxury that his fanbase proudly claim they want to destroy and they still stan him at every turn.
 
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