Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

[A. G. Peak]

I grabbed a few clips of Hasan talking about his Mexico travel woes. For someone that likes calling out "Karens," he sure does complain a lot.

Baggage claim mix-up and annoyance at middle-aged white men on vacation

Spoiler: Clip 1

Detained and taxed

Spoiler: Clip 2

Moaning about the tax

Spoiler: Clip 3

Confrontation with cabbie

Spoiler: Clip 4

More drama at the hotel

Spoiler: Clip 5

 

[Kheapathic]

Hassan hates loud people in public and say it's only white men? Kebab-nigger, have you ever been driving down the street and been able to hear another car's music perfectly, when they're like 30 feet away? Or have you ever gone inside a gas station, and people are blasting their own music through a portable speaker? You probably haven't cause you're a Beverly Hills Kebaber; and you shouldn't talk about being an experienced traveler as all you seem to do is hit up brothels. You hate drunk white dudes on planes, imagine what the locals think of when you roll up and throw out cash to fuck underage girls, they look at you the same way.

Say what you will about law enforcement and ACAB and all that; but if there's one group you really shouldn't mess with in any country is their Border Patrol. Whether it was a shakedown or Hasan not knowing how or what to declare, he talks a big game of standing up to Border Patrol. Nigger, you're in a foreign country and are obviously a foreigner; take your beating and learn from it. Also, Hasan, I'd suggest you don't travel to anywhere except the USA and Turkey; I don't know how you manage to have such a shit time getting through customs and to your hotel and how nothing about it is your fault... and you're on vacation but never left your room because you're playing Starfield. You could've stayed home and played Starfield you fucking retard.

 

[A. G. Peak]

You could've stayed home and played Starfield you fucking retard.

In the fourth clip at 4:56, he mentions only going to Mexico to appease his mother. She completed her dissertation and wanted to celebrate with the family.

 

[Kheapathic]

In the fourth clip at 4:56, he mentions only going to Mexico to appease his mother. She completed her dissertation and wanted to celebrate with the family.

I couldn't get that far, and not because I didn't like listening to him sperg about dumb shit; but the fourth and fifth clip were buffering badly. I completely exited the site and my browser, but nothing fixed it. Even telling it to pause wouldn't buffer; so it was either skip out, or let it run one to two seconds every ten seconds or so, and I couldn't handle that. The fifth clip wasn't as bad, but was still having issues. The first three were fine though. So uh, kinda missed that part.

 

[Blonrad Blurze]

Hasan can fake watch all the surface level shonen shit he wants. The moment he tries to get his grubby goatfucker hands on Monster or Cowboy Bebop is where i draw the line

 

[Marche]

Hasan can fake watch all the surface level shonen shit he wants. The moment he tries to get his grubby goatfucker hands on Monster or Cowboy Bebop is where i draw the line

Cowboy bebop is entry level shonen shit though.

 

[Blonrad Blurze]

Cowboy bebop is entry level shonen shit though.

True, but it was the first anime i watched so its precious to me

 

[Kees H]

Hasan talked about the entire Mexico tax situation on his podcast Fear&, with his streamer buttbuddy Will Neff, and QTCinderella. He's still coping hard about the entire situation, and the Twitter fallout. It's a pretty hilarious watch, he ends with a couple of border wall jokes to make it look like he's not butthurt about the entire fallout on Twitter. And, ofcourse, Mexico gets compared to Turkey, because everyone needs to be reminded he's a fucking Ottoman. Apparently he was afraid of the ocean as well, what a bitch.

 

[Idiocy Abroad]

Hasan talked about the entire Mexico tax situation on his podcast Fear&, with his streamer buttbuddy Will Neff, and QTCinderella. He's still coping hard about the entire situation, and the Twitter fallout. It's a pretty hilarious watch, he ends with a couple of border wall jokes to make it look like he's not butthurt about the entire fallout on Twitter. And, ofcourse, Mexico gets compared to Turkey, because everyone needs to be reminded he's a fucking Ottoman. Apparently he was afraid of the ocean as well, what a bitch.

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He's back already? It truly is a shame that he didn't make a special guest appearance in a cartel video. It's a real tragedy that his captors didn't cut off his dick and feed it to pigs. Second worst 9/11 ever.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Hasan talked about the entire Mexico tax situation on his podcast Fear&, with his streamer buttbuddy Will Neff, and QTCinderella. He's still coping hard about the entire situation, and the Twitter fallout. It's a pretty hilarious watch, he ends with a couple of border wall jokes to make it look like he's not butthurt about the entire fallout on Twitter. And, ofcourse, Mexico gets compared to Turkey, because everyone needs to be reminded he's a fucking Ottoman. Apparently he was afraid of the ocean as well, what a bitch.

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So he was in Mexico for about half a week and brought two monitors with him? No wonder Mexican ICE thought he was selling electronics.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

Remove kebab. All of them

 

[lupinthethird]

I thought it would be informative to catalogue some of the brand deals, sponsorships or just outright shilling like a cheap whore that Hasan has undertaken, like a good socialist democrat (communist). This list is likely far from exhaustive and I have no intention of bringing up every single instance, just the major and more memorable ones:

Marvel Snap
This took place almost immediately after the Gamescom livestream a few weeks back. I'm not sure if Hasan disclosed this being a sponsored segment or not (illegal if he didn't) but this was still obviously a sponsored segment for two reasons; 1, they pushed the game a fair bit during the Gamescom livestream and 2, a noticeably large number of streamers played the game immediately following the livestream.

Gotham Knights
There was a deal that many streamers took at the time of the games release so it's entirely safe to assume he also took the sponsorship. Only really notable thing about this was that he played co-op with Jerma and a lot of Jerma's fans and even as progressive as modern day Jerma fanbase is, they still did not care much for Jerma playing with Hasan.

Diablo 4
Blizzard was running a pretty big Diablo 4 ad campaign upon release, offering in-game 'drops' to viewers of streamers playing the game. Safe to assume Hasan took this sponsorship deal as well because he only played during the initial period the ad campaign was running and hasn't touched the game since, combined with the fact that he doesn't really game much in the first place and whenever he does he's incredibly inept.

Wheat Thins
Seemingly not an actual brand deal or sponsorship, this was fairly bizarre occurrence that occurred after Hasan got in a bit of controversy and a brief ban on Twitch (honestly very surprised they banned him at all) following his defense of people using the 'C-word' (cracker). The social media manager running the Wheat Thins Twitter account began a brief correspondence with Hasan on Twitter eventually culminating in Hasan receiving a care package of sorts from Wheat Thins containing some boxes of Wheat Thins crackers and a 'Cracker pass' plaque. Pretty bizarre in hindsight that Hasan allowed a large corporation to get such 'play' on his stream without an apparent sponsorship or deal, at least none that have been publicly disclosed (again pretty illegal if so, no?)

Netflix
The most recent occurrence, and again no known sponsorship or brand deal however given the timing I have a hard time believing Hasan wasn't compensated or contracted for this one. Exactly one day before the One Piece live action series is set to premiere on Netflix Hasan has the showrunner, Matt Owens on his stream. The two apparently did not discuss the live action series or outright promote it at all, instead discussing and making tier lists about the One Piece anime/manga instead, however I can't help but suspect that the entire point of this stream seemed to obviously be to promote the Netflix series. This would be all the more ironic if Hasan was indeed sponsored by Netflix in some capacity to advertise the show given how Hasan also recently signaled his support for the ongoing writer's strike. I would be very interested to learn more details about this situation.

Softgiving/'Charity' for Turkey earthquake
This was a very bizarre and confusing situation to explain so I'll try to summarize it as briefly and succinctly as I can. February 2023 there is an earthquake in Turkey and Hasan decides to run a 'charity' campaign with this company called 'Softgiving'. The company seemingly has a program for influencers called 'Hero' (very on-the-nose, no?) where influencers can run their own charity drives for specific causes. Hasan decides to partner with Softgiving to run a charity to benefit Turkey. Pretty sure like most charity organizations at least half of the money never benefited anyone in Turkey (and that's being extremely generous), people were digging up on how horrendous Softgiving was at splitting the funds almost as soon as Hasan announced it. It did cause enough of a stink that Hasan had to sweep it up for Softgiving one stream and say they weren't going to pocket as large of a percent this time, pinky swear (wink). The thing that really stuck out to me about this is how disgusting and truly loathsome a company like Softgiving is, particularly their 'Hero' campaign program, giving influencers the opportunity to farm clout, virtue signal and allowing them to appear like they're doing something altruistic for a good cause when it's truly just very self-serving and ego-inflating, quite the blackpill.

Hasan talked about the entire Mexico tax situation on his podcast Fear&, with his streamer buttbuddy Will Neff, and QTCinderella. He's still coping hard about the entire situation, and the Twitter fallout. It's a pretty hilarious watch, he ends with a couple of border wall jokes to make it look like he's not butthurt about the entire fallout on Twitter. And, ofcourse, Mexico gets compared to Turkey, because everyone needs to be reminded he's a fucking Ottoman. Apparently he was afraid of the ocean as well, what a bitch.

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I made it 53 seconds in and noped out, they're all so phony and terminally unfunny I can't believe this has any audience at all.

 

[Kheapathic]

This travel problem might have been helped if he said the shit in the pelican case was work related; which it is, since streaming is his job. He shouldn't do a "Do you know who I am?" But "I'm one of the biggest streamers on Twitch, this is my gear, it's literally how I do my job." 50/50 it'd help the situation, 50/50 they hold him for ransom. And... that's QTCinderella? That's the girl who had a porn deepfake of her? Her head must be as vaccuos as her words.

 

[AssignedEva]

So uh, kinda missed that part.

Here's the transcript for parts 4 and 5. Believe it or not, I made them considerably more succinct.
Part 4

So I walk out and my Mom's like texting me like "Don't talk to anyone, go directly to the right side and talk to the taxi union. There's a taxi union, you can't avoid it, they're all one taxi company. Just talk to the taxi company." So I explain to the guy what's going on, with the border or whatever and why I'm flustered, and he's like "Oh I lived in Idaho, sorry about that, it's not like that all the time." And he's like "Where are you going?" so I tell him the resort I'm going to, my Mom's like "get a private car". So the first guy says "This is going to be $55," and I'm like "fine, I know that that's bullshit, but fuck it, I don't have any other option at this point, who gives a shit?".

So the guy says, don't talk to anyone else, go to the window and tell the first guy it's $55. I walk into the room where there's a taxi guy, and I'm like "the guy in there said it was $55" and he's like "no it's $70" and I'm like "what do you mean, it's $70? The guy inside said it's $55". He got so mad at me - "Are you trying to say that I'm corrupt?" - and I was like "I was just telling you what the guy inside told me, what do you mean? We don't have to have this discourse". So the guy's like "You know what, fuck you, then you're stranded." And I'm like "Oh my God, I don't know how to get out of this fucking airport, what am I going to do, walk?" I'm actually seriously screwed if I don't get into a goddamn taxi. At this point, I'm losing my mind. Once again chat, who gives a fuck? $70 is way more significant to big homie than it is to me, right, so it's fine, it's not necessarily the price of it, it's like 100% the principle.

Chat: "Not everyone can afford to be scammed"
Yeah, I know that man. I know, I know, I know that. Please, like I'm not talking about that anyway. I'm just describing my own personal situation. It's not that big of a deal to fucking - my own personal situation, from where I'm standing, is just like I'm getting fucked. It's just frustrating to get fucked. I was fine paying the upmarked price of $55 already, because that one is the fuck you price already. But then to mark that from $55 to $70, well then, ok, what's happening here? What's going on? By the time I get to the cab is it going to be like $200?

Chat: "It sucks but we're used to it, that's why chat's acting like it's normal, happens to locals too lol, anyways iktf"
[blank stare] So basically I fucking turn around and got into an argument with the second guy at this point. So this is the third guy I'm in an argument with, two customs/border control people and now I'm fighting a cab guy - I've been on Mexican soil for like 20 minutes and I've already gotten ass fucked three times. This sucks. And I didn't even want to go! I didn't want to be here! I didn't want to leave my fucking house. I don't want to go to Mexico. I'm here specifically for my Mom, because she wants to go in the water, go somewhere nice, go in the water, I was like "Sure, let's do it, whatever, pick a place" and it's like at least not super far, right, she got her dissertation done, it was a multiple year long process, so I was like "fine, let's go. I don't want to go, I'm going to bring my stuff, I'm going to try and stream from there" and like the worst part is you can't even go in the water right now because it's raining like a motherfucker.

Chat: "Don't you have water in California?"
No, they wanted to go somewhere, they wanted to leave.

[knocking]
What is happening? Someone's knocking on my door. Can't compose my mind.

Chat: "I'm Mexican American, even when I go to Mexico I never talk, I let my cousins talk - my Spanish is terrible and they can always tell if you're a foreigner, it's incredibly annoying"

I thought like they didn't fuck foreigners over like tourism is important yknow? So anyway I'm getting fucked over by the taxi guy too, and finally I show him "I'm really sorry, I don't mean to say you're a crook, I'm not saying you're a bad guy or a crook, I'm just pissed off because of this" and I show him the tax and he's like "oh I get it. You know not everyone is a crook like that though. Not everyone's a criminal like those guys. Those guys are the bad guys". In my mind I'm thinking "motherfucker, you're doing it to me right now, don't act like you're on my side" but I had to suck it up because like I have nothing else, I can't do anything, I don't want to be stranded in the fucking airport, so I paid him and apologised to him even though he was like fucking me very openly.

Part 5

It's just like... it was so ridiculous. And then we finally fuckin made it to the hotel and I've been playing Starfield ever since. I haven't left, I've barely left my room. It's one of those resorts where the food is just like, not great, yknow what I mean? The food is kinda ass. Oh actually at the hotel - the hotel tried to fuck me too. I come into the resort, I'm checking in, and the lady goes "That will be $4000" and I'm like "What?!". Like we paid for this ahead of time. They tried to charge me again for a room that I had paid for, that my family had already checked in for. But that one was resolved fairly quickly, I think that was just a miscommunication... I don't think that was deliberate. [says something in Turkish to someone offscreen].

Chat: "You're in a very American place in Mexico, my recommendation is to avoid those places - those are scam mines".
Yeah, but I also don't know what the fuck is good in what parts of Mexico. I don't even wanna - I don't know. I'm chalking that up to... this was a slightly higher profile establishment that couldn't get away with as much shit. I've been to Mexico before, like I went for Spring Break many many years ago to Puerto Vallarta, like when you go as a big group that they already have handlers to fix everything ahead of time. So that's why I never experienced any of this shit. But the food was really not edible, that last time.

Chat "It's too dangerous to go to the good parts of Mexico unless you go with a local that's well connected or you have good Spanish"
Yeah. [10 second silence]

Chat: "Did they try to scam your mom at all?"
Yeah, apparently they did. The resort has like a concierge or something and someone approached them when they first walked into the resort and was like "Oh, I'll be your concierge for the duration" so they gave him cash as a tip, and he said "Oh, I'll set up all your reservations for you blah blah blah". Turns out - not the concierge. The concierge is an entirely different guy. But hey, it happens, y'know? In Turkey we have parts of the country that are very poor and tourism destinations, and everybody knows if you go in high season - which by the way, we're not in high season for Mexico right now - everything is upmarked by a thousand, because basically it's the only time they can make money. For that reason it's just like valid, you just gotta eat it.
[Turkish] The difference of course in Turkey is they fuck you even if you're Turkish. Scamming is maybe not as aggressive as the one I experienced here, but then again, I'm Turkish.

Chat: "Mexico is not a monolith, you're talking like LA is the same as Atlanta"
No, I know it's not a monolith man, I'm just saying it's a tourism destination and they've got to milk everybody coming in as best as they can. We're building a wall, and Mexico's paying for it, and they're taxing me specifically so I can build the wall in Mexico.

He really comes across as a spoiled idiot with zero street smarts who can only enjoy something if he's specifically wrangled on the trip and is in the lap of luxury. Although he keeps trying to turn him being scammed into praxis, despite having bitched non stop about it.

 

[Major von der Westfront]

"at least the cops don't have guns." they don't really need guns when they can just get their friends in the cartels to chainsaw whoever they don't like.

The Mexican police always have guns LMAO

Maybe they thought by his skin he was a mulatto faggot. Wouldn’t be surprised.

Mexicans don't like turks. We are absolutely against any roaches and he looks like a faggot so it checks out

 

[ChampFantana]

Mexicans don't like turks. We are absolutely against any roaches and he looks like a faggot so it checks out

Please report that stupid faggot to the nearest cartel killers next time he slimes his way into your country.

Thanks in advance.

 

[TVB]

Mexicans don't like turks. We are absolutely against any roaches and he looks like a faggot so it checks out

Only Danny Trejo is a way better Mexican

 

[Major von der Westfront]

Please report that stupid faggot to the nearest cartel killers next time he slimes his way into your country.

Thanks in advance.

Sí jefe!

 

[Lithuophile]

There is no group of travellers as annoying as middle-aged white men

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romani_people

 

[etcetcetc]

Hasan, Second Thought, and Hakim talking about how they just can't ever start the process of socialism and wouldn't dare try. Basically admitting that they're in it for the money. Which was obvious to everyone except their braindead fans.

And Destiny giving his reaction to this vid.