Imagine being a retarded US college student for just a minute. You worked so hard earning your degree in African interpretive transgender dance sociology. Mom and dad supported you financially while you were in school and still managed to take on $150,000 debt in student loan.
It's been 6 months since graduation and the only job your degree is good for is Starbucks. Earlier today some nigger came in used the wifi for 5 hours without buying anything then he asked for the password to the bathroom. Your manager told you the restroom is for customers only, you politely tell him he can't use it. He threatens to start hell, have you fired for being racist start a protest bring down the wrath of the liberal faggot keyboard army, before you can reply you're part of the liberal faggot keyboard army yourself, he spits in your face and storms out.
2 Hours later a homeless nigger comes in and shits in the corner of the Starbucks, not the bathroom but, the open area guess who's job it is to clean it up? You get into your car and sit in 1 hour of traffic to get to the bad part of town to your 500 SF apartment. You sit down and recap on your favorite streamer good old Hasan Piker. He's man not afraid to speak the truth about the evils of capitalism, before you graduated college you must have given him at least 200$ of mom and dads money, you know to keep up the good fight, preach the good word of how socialism will save us all.
You were a little mad when he purchased that 3 million dollar home but, he donates to charity right? It's all good. It's just the right wing racists trying to undermine the truth and harm the working man, sure they claim they pay the vast majority of taxes but, they don't work as hard as you do, the unsung hero the proletariat. You hear him say the words
“Yes, a real job can be gruesome, a real job can make you very tired, but a real job doesn't suck the soul out of you,” ,
You're confused maybe you're hearing him wrong, the nigger from earlier screaming in your face must have have given you tinnitus. Why would he say something like that? Devalue the proletariat? You go on R/socialism to relax a bit and circle-jerk with the others and then go to bed tossing and turning. Could it all be a fraud? Does he not really believe in the working class? Would a
cockroach turk actually lie? No! it couldn't be. After much soul searching you go look up Hasan's metrics. 50-90k a month? So what ever do you do? Keep simping, simp harder than ever, jump on Reddit/YT/X you call everyone questioning Hasan a racist or a conservative, because your a liberal cuck and you need to feel a part of something greater otherwise your life is meaningless and that simply cannot be.
