Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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I will sort of "defend" Pikers comment about his job. One thing people wont tell you about do nothing office jobs and "streamers" is that producing nothing, your muscles and mind not being sore after you finish your work does land a sense of incompleteness in ones spirit.

What I'm trying to explain is that under socialism, the soul sucking "job" piker does won't exist.
 
Here's what Chairman Mao said about champagne socialists like Vaush and Hassan.
Under the white population of the United States of America only the reactionary classes oppress the black population. Under no circumstance can they represent the workers, farmers and revolutionary intellectuals and other enlighted people who form the majority of the white population.
革命不是請客吃飯,不是做文章,不是繪畫刺繡
A revolution is not a dinner party, or writing an essay, or painting a picture, or doing embroidery.

They'll be paraded in the streets with signs on their backs under communist rule, and I can't say it's a bad thing.
 
this is a typical hasan fan
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she's fucking 30 by the way
 
Roaches lack brains
Water is wet
Also by socialize I don't know if he means politics or the thing streamers do where they pretend to be friends to make connections in the industry. Such a privilege to be making 2 mil a month and not having to talk to influencers, I'd call that a double whammy.
 
Hasan the Socialist gives his 1000 IQ take on working a real job
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So 9 hours sitting on your arse and streaming is draining while many blue collared and white collared workers easily working more than 9 hours a day isn't? Any actual socialist will be upset by this statement. "Tankies" I believe loathe these pretend socialist types more than they loathe the right.

This raises the question. How many streamers find it mentally draining making streams? Thought they had fun doing it or at least I did when I tried and failed at streaming.

While many people find Hasan's takes on Taiwan and how he supports both Palestine and China offputting, I have to say that this is certainly the consensus in mainland China and the Muslim world. They say a picture speaks a thousand words. Screenshot_20240226-112157_Samsung Internet.jpg

I wonder if he truly believes in those takes though or is he pandering to self loathing Muricans. After all the only two Muslim countries which are anti-China that I can think of is maybe pro-West Bosnia and the other is his native country of Turkey, ironies of ironies!
 
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This raises the question. How many streamers find it mentally draining making streams? Thought they had fun doing it or at least I did when I tried and failed at streaming.
breadtubers find streaming mentally draining. i guess it must be exhausting trying to groom minors, have pictures of loli sucking horse cocks, and reacting to Gordon Ramsey while eating.
 
God I hate champaigne socialists so fucking much.

Only someone who has never, ever done hard labour can spout some bullshit like that with a straight face. Standing there, sun or rain, carrying loads on your back all day because you've never managed to move up the ladder due to generational poverty? Well shit man, think about how bad the internet fuckboy has it in his cosy room right now. Word on the streets is that he even has to, gasp, read superchats!

How the fuck does anyone condone or enable Hasan in their leftie movement? If I were an American worker I'd be turbo pissed. Especially because besides all of this retarded shit Hasan simps for such paragons of justice as China and Hamas, ensuring that a sensible reformer NEVER wins, and that the average redneck down the street calls you a "pinko, lazy piece of shit" as he's on his way to spend the food stamps he has a love-hate relationship with at the store.

THD.
 
Someone should do a side by side of Hasan sitting in his soy cave reacting to content that isn’t his & that one photo of that heart surgeon sitting alone looking absolutely broken with his patient after doing something like a 10 hour surgery to save the guys life

 
I love how he tried to defend Hasan by saying "BRO I HAVE FRIENDS WHO AREN'T STREAMERS AND THEY MAKE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS A DAY". Whataboutism at it's finest.
If he knows people that make 1,000 dollars a day, he either knows people in niche trades with high demand (🌈) or he knows people with white collar jobs. Given how out of touch he is, I'm going to say it's probably the latter.

The people in niche trades also risk getting themselves mangled, if not outright killed. The only thing Asmon would get killed by, based on what everyone is saying, is the shit food he eats.
The only good roach is a dead roach.
Does that mean Hasan is one of Asmon's roommates?
 
Oh wow, he donated maybe half a million to charities that are politically aligned with him, out of his yearly income of several millions.
Good for him, I guess? So donating to charity means nobody should criticise him now? Maybe the churches and Koch Brothers can take some notes from that dimwitted argument.
As far as I'm aware, this is the consensus argument from the subreddit.
  • Make sure if you're going to attack Hasan, do not get any information incorrect at all because you simply didn't do your research before attacking Hasan
  • Use ad hominems, and use them frequently
  • "Hasan should start an OnlyFans"
  • "ERM DOES ANYONE EVEN KNOW WHAT SOCIALISM IS"
  • I think redditors (surprise) are clearly twisting their own definition of what socialism is to cope
  • "UH HASAN OWNS ONE REALLY NICE HOUSE INSTEAD OF BEACH HOUSES ON ISLANDS LIKE EPSTEIN"
  • "You guys are literally picking and choosing which rich guy you want to like and dislike"
  • Out of context
When you add this type of thinking with the fact Hasan is a complete pussy with skin thinner than a wet paper bag, it shows why Hasan is so rich.

Come on @AltisticRight, you seriously want to criticize someone who has donated to charities that just so happen to align with his political beliefs? What are ya? Anti-Charity?
 
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