Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

[Ethics Gradient]

I think that if you genuinely can't find fulfilling ways to entertain yourself and be happy without spending hours a day pandering to a faceless horde of entitled paypigs or pulling 12's at the Amazon Fulfilment Center, you're irredeemably broken by late-stage capitalism and better off roping.

Yep. All this para-social shit I see just makes me think that ppl need hobbies / should pursue their interests that give them satisfaction and skills.

Part of me thinks that this is asking too much for the terminally-online-dopamine-receptor-fried paypigs who watch this idiot and see him as 'on the ground' (LOL, LMAO, even). Yeah Hasan, do tell me what an active warzone is like, from the comfort of your XX million LA house.

Degens like Hasan, Vaush and Lucas would all be dangling from lampposts in a commie revolution.

e- spelling

In the revolution, I'm going to take all of Hasan's stuff and make him a sex slave for large, fat gay men.

Slavery not needed. He'd do it for free.

/sneed

 

[Craniometrista]

First Vaush, then Keffals. Now Hasan. Internet-wise, 2024 already is my favorite year of the decade.

 

[Love Is Blue]

I hate how everyone says Asmon has a good opinion. Dude, he lives in mom's attic with roaches. He hasn't seen life. You shouldn't listen to this man about anything. I guess he worked for the IRS as a paper pusher, which wee, he was a tax man. So he's scum and a loser.

he also plays making him automatically a subhuman nigger

 

[Vect]

Well, I am not familiar with this person, but as I have stated previously, streaming is a very taxing job and I sympathize with those in the streaming entertainment industry. With the ever-growing and frankly downright hateful resenment of the left, and the marginalized communities it represents, occurring at a level that was not thought possible, these people do what they can to push the fight onward. It is simply a shame that any job that can be accomplished by the neurotypical must automatically be percieved as more challenging, or worse, more meaningful, than the equally-important jobs that do not require putting yourself at a physical risk just to earn a paycheck that should be given regardless of physical and mental capability. That is not to say that streaming does not carry its own set of physical risks, on top of already-difficult tasks such as speech, video editing, and knowledge of how to engage with social media, streamers also face death threats, workplace harassment, sexual harassment, and swatting.

Thank you, Chat GPT.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I hate how everyone says Asmon has a good opinion. Dude, he lives in mom's attic with roaches. He hasn't seen life. You shouldn't listen to this man about anything. I guess he worked for the IRS as a paper pusher, which wee, he was a tax man. So he's scum and a loser.

 

[WEEKEND]

Socially draining? Retail and fast food niggas have to deal with shit you wouldn't believe.

 

[Rudolph]

Thank you, Chat GPT.

Right, I forgot to say that they are also dehumanized by people like you for simply stating a fact.

 

[WelperHelper99]

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All those foam cups and dorito bags... literally a 4chan neckbeard bedroom. Throw that shit out bro and spray som febreeze, holy shit it has to smell.

 

[The Dude]

Gas Turkish nepo babies.

 

[Dredd2022]

Personally, I hate the people that donate and watch the hypocritical "leftists" like Hasan and Vaush, more than than the faggots themselves, the gay parasocial relationships social media/streaming has created are baffling to me. Does posting this make me a hypocrite? I don't know anymore, all I know is that in an actual communist revolution ala Bolshevik style these niggers would be lined up against the fucking wall and I would have a smile on my face while lining up for my bread and cum soup.

Oh and Asmongold looks like the picture of a newspaper headline with the caption "as young as 5".

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

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"Damn bitch, you live like this?"

 

[Flexo]

Hasan responds to the viral clip
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you're only saying this because people are giving you shit for it turkroach

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i would almost sympathize with streamers if they understood that compared to regular jobs, this is fucking nothing to them. all you have to do is sit there, eat takeout, mumble a few words, talk about how society is crumbling, read donations for a couple of hours. oh no asmon, please tell me about how hard it is while wiping your tears away with $100 bills. if this is some gay attempt at making me feel bad for them, it's not working

I like Eric July's take:

It's draining because they are not genuine. If they were being their true selves, it wouldn't be exhausting.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

I hate how everyone says Asmon has a good opinion. Dude, he lives in mom's attic with roaches. He hasn't seen life. You shouldn't listen to this man about anything. I guess he worked for the IRS as a paper pusher, which wee, he was a tax man. So he's scum and a loser.

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All those foam cups and dorito bags... literally a 4chan neckbeard bedroom. Throw that shit out bro and spray som febreeze, holy shit it has to smell.

asmongoblin is one of the most repulsive motherfuckers on the internet. the fact that anybody knows who he is, that he has a following of any appreciable size, is powerful proof that streaming is one of the best ways to fail upwards. it's an absolute blessing to awful NEETs with entitlement syndrome, who think they deserve mass accolades for having an opinion or playing a videogame.

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

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I can't even begin to fucking imagine how you can make money hand over fist and still find new and exciting ways to live like a failing neet in your mom's attic... You can't even scope her out a dream house and hire some help on off days to have you both sorted AT THE VERY LEAST if you're going to be an overpaid piece of shit talking over clips and playing a MMO that peaked in 2007? You can't even elevate yourself to GOURMET goyslop with real sugar(tm)?

Asmonbald's living accommodations feel like the front Hasan would/should put on to say "Hello fellow poors" but he has literally nothing to gain or front to put up by doing it. I'm legitimately fucking boggled here fellas.

 

[soft breathing]

[amongold's disgusting room pictures]

You didn't show the best part: The "I wipe blood (and potentially shit) on my wall because I'm a special boy and can't use tissues" wall next to his bed.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Disagree. Some of the happiest people on earth are autodidactic dilettantes content to live a life of discovery and personal enrichment.
Not everyone "Needs to feel useful" and this feels more like projection on your part. Some people are just happy staying home with a 2liter of coke and a pizza and having a game to play or a movie to watch and someone to do those things with.

Heck I’d argue that for a lot of people it’s the push they are getting to ‘find something useful to do so they won’t be miserable and fulfilled’ by people that is making them miserable. A lot of people are just ok with doing very little.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

You didn't show the best part: The "I wipe blood (and potentially shit) on my wall because I'm a special boy and can't use tissues" wall next to his bed.

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the blood wall always makes me think of the old goon cave thread on SA. it belongs in the same hall of shame as the cumshroom sock

 

[Niggernerd]

maybe if you got off your useless commie ass for the other 8 hours of the day, you could socialize like a normal person and have some fucking perspective by seeing in person all the low class roachies perform the actual work that goes into the society you take for granted

there are many things that need to be erased

You know he'd only talk to rich people. He's too scared or disgusted to be around normal people

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Asmonbald's living accommodations feel like the front Hasan would/should put on to say "Hello fellow poors" but he has literally nothing to gain or front to put up by doing it. I'm legitimately fucking boggled here fellas.

It’s really simple. He doesn’t feel the need to change his current living conditions. He is content. He has said that if he’s ever with someone and they actually want to move in he’ll just buy another house.

Rich man being content to be lazy and flumexing people will never not be funny.

 

[A Humble Moose]

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Just a reminder for people that this room is inhabited by this:



EDIT: After looking into the topic further I'm now fairly sure that the following is bullshit and not what actually happened.
There's also been suggestions going around online that he may have had something to do with the death of his mother by continuing to buy her cigarettes while she was pretty much immobile and on an oxygen tank because of her poor health and smoking. If I remember correctly she went to the hospital because she was smoking while using her oxygen tank and it started a fire and she died in the hospital not long after. I don't know for sure one way or the other if this is true but here's a meme of it I found online as a bonus.



"Professional streaming" seems to do something to peoples brains that just fucks them up. Either that or they were always fucked up and now we just see them more often due to streaming. Probably the latter.