Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

[Cheeseknife]

Fuck am I going to defend another lowlife streamer? Guess so. Collecting all the stickers.

There are a million things wrong with asmongold, but not the relationship with his parents. He obviously cared for them and they obviously cared for him. He took her to the hospitals. He got her into WOW. Social and family relationships is like the only thing that the stinky goblinking that never washes does right.

 

[A Humble Moose]

Not even exclusive to big streamers, if anything the churn for mid-sized and smaller streamers is where the real brain rot is. You know, the five to ten viewer Andy's that somehow maintain a stagnant viewer base for years on end and call it a success because If Hasan can do it, surely I can can make it too!

It really does do something bizarre to people in a insidious, pervasive way over time if there's no discipline in the streamer. If not careful eventually everything gets filtered through streamer brain, from friendships to grudgingly meting out time in meatspace before plugging back in for a parasocial injection session. Anecdotally, got a buddy big into streaming I keep tabs on, last I heard his socially awkward kid wants to be a streamer just like his daddums and his marriage is starting to strain; stream must go on nonetheless.

But hey, if Hasan can do it...

Yeah, the real fucked up smaller streamers are the ones that insist on going full-time with it and quitting their job because they get a couple good months where it can pay their bills. I've known a couple people from highschool that did exactly that, and life isn't looking so good for them. Same brain rot as the big streamers but without the financial safety net. I'm convinced it takes a special kind of narcissistic stupidity to think that because a handful of people are willing to watch you for a while that you can make it to the big leagues if you just drop everything else in your life to pursue it. The number of kids that are going to ruin their lives chasing this fantasy of becoming millionaire streamers and YouTubers is going to be far larger than the number that get fucked up by the troon/gay shit going around, mark my words. We'll likely see a staggering number of cases where people get fucked up by both. What a world.

 

[Cheeseknife]

Hasan the Socialist gives his 1000 IQ take on working a real job
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[Haramburger]

Socially draining? Retail and fast food niggas have to deal with shit you wouldn't believe.

Cleaning the bathroom at a black or latino neighborhood burger joint for a day might be the only video I'd ever watch if Hasan shot it.

 

[polar bear]

You didn't show the best part: The "I wipe blood (and potentially shit) on my wall because I'm a special boy and can't use tissues" wall next to his bed.

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I don't have much of note to contribute to the thread, other than that Hasan is a whiny bitch.
BUT - i need to ask - what the fuck is this wet semen/black mould on Asmongold's Mario curtain?
I pray that someone will put me to death before i let my house to get to this state.

 

[Sergeant Major Buzzkill]

This nigger gets paid to be a sperg online, I wish I could get paid for shitposting at least...

This makes me realize how hard Nool works to keep this gossip forum up.

Hasan needs to fork it over to Our Leader.

 

[A Humble Moose]

The irony about two people that do nothing but btch and complain dunking on others for ‘complaining’

Lol

And this is the one time where Hasan is right. It is socialy draining to stream for so long.

All the people bitching misunderstood his point or haven’t actually streamed so don’t realise it’s comparable to a job where you have to deal with people all day.

‘Well they don’t have to do it for that long’

Neither do people working people related jobs.

Fact is, everyone should be allowed to complain. Or address a topic.

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[Osama Bin Laden]

All the people bitching misunderstood his point or haven’t actually streamed so don’t realise it’s comparable to a job where you have to deal with people all day.

hasan can afford to just stop streaming. most cannot smartypants

 

[Lemmingwiser]

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lmao, good stuff. But I'm also basing it on observing how he and his dad interact.

 

[FamicomGorby]

I don't have much of note to contribute to the thread, other than that Hasan is a whiny bitch.
BUT - i need to ask - what the fuck is this wet semen/black mould on Asmongold's Mario curtain?
I pray that someone will put me to death before i let my house to get to this state.

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I was curious so it looked it up and I think he's hung up an extremely worn 1988 Super Mario Bros sleeping bag, so I guess that stain could be anything. You'd think with the amount of money he gets he could get a better one. Or maybe that's his from childhood and it is a semen stain.

 

[cybertoaster]

I was talking bout subs. It seriously does not take that much.

Are you shitting me? just 2000 subs gets you 100k a year? are you sure? because that's an insane CPM, why are all these guys crying about youtube not paying as much as it used to?

Asmon did years of YT videos before moving into streaming for instance

Didn't even know about the guy before the streaming, what kind of videos?

And with how vids and clips on youtube can blow up now, having your own channels for them helps you get money way quicker.

Speaking of that what's the deal with clip channels made by other people? do they get DMCA'd or something?

What I mean is a production process. A process by which you can produce lets say one stanalone vid a week

That seems too little these days, I mean mutahar makes one video a day, sometimes more. With today's levels of ADHD I think one standalone video a week its not enough. As for streaming from what zoomers say they just leave it playing in the background, they don't seem to care as much about production values as I thought, I mean look at these rooms, why bother spending thousands getting a studio-like room for streaming when these guy's viewers don't care about his trash cave? maybe they even like it more because it looks like their rooms look...

 

[OK_Cogitator]

Asmongold is a degenerate porn addicted loser who sits in a maggot and roach infested room all day playing video games, eating fast food and drinking soda while getting thousands of dollars a day. He (and Hasan) think it’s stressful because they have people say mean things about them on the Internet.

I've been trying to figure out why Asmongold is so biblically fuckugly and I think it's because he looks like the afterbirth of Andrew W.K. raping Russell Greer.

 

[The Pulverizer]

Hasan the Socialist gives his 1000 IQ take on working a real job
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Complaining about the Daily Wire for 9 hours while receiving free money is hard work. Is Hasan related to DSP?

 

[Cheeseknife]

Hasan realizes it:

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Yeah, the real fucked up smaller streamers are the ones that insist on going full-time with it and quitting their job because they get a couple good months where it can pay their bills.

Someone I know did this without even making anything resembling a wage, funnily enough because he's some insane retard that changes his name constantly I mistook him for his brother - who is in fact gainfully employed.

This dude is such a wastrel he moved to a different part of the country, and then sat in his friends house waiting for their names to reach the top of the social housing list. While making next to nothing through streaming, he is over the age of thirty and married. They have the gall to claim they don't have time to stream for months while they get everything ready. Like fuck they do, they will pack all of their Tesco Value crockery into a box and drive somewhere.

It's all a cope, these are people who don't want to live in the real world and just live off their parents or government benefits. By "being a streamer" they can play pretend at employment while just being a NEET. Imagine running a business that brings in no fucking revenue, just nothing but the odd bit of pocket change.

I expect this to get worse, most school kids dream job is to be a streamer or a YouTuber. Hasan can sit there and spout off, but the reality is all these "socialists" he is inspiring all just want his lifestyle. Not a single one of them want to do a days graft, because people who do graft think Hasan is a faggot.

 

[Kheapathic]

Working in a grocery store would break Hasan. He would beg to fight the Candyman if it meant it stopped. All so he could sit back in his 1000 dollar gaming chair and watch videos again on his 5000 dollar gaming rig.

I'd like to see him work as an unloader for Wal-Mart or any other retailer. Most of the time there's no climate control, so the weather outside is what you get to experience in the truck, and you're on a strict time table to get shit out and sorted. Is it 100F+ out because you're in SoCal? Don't fucking care, get it unloaded, MOVE FASTER! He'd lose his fucking mind.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Are you shitting me? just 2000 subs gets you 100k a year? are you sure?

Something like that if you’ve have an engagged audiance on twitch. With YouTube you need to probably be higher. But it all depends on how engagged the audiance is really.

because that's an insane CPM, why are all these guys crying about youtube not paying as much as it used to?

Because no one like their money getting cut. Even if it doesn’t matter to them really in the grand scheme,

Didn't even know about the guy before the streaming, what kind of videos?

He used to be very good at WoW and make guides for it. As well as talk about Blizzard way more than he does now.

Speaking of that what's the deal with clip channels made by other people? do they get DMCA'd or something?

Sometimes. Depends if the original creators care. Most don’t so people can honestly just make a nice side proffit off of other people. Most clip channels link the original videos so the original creators by and large just view it as free advertisement and let them do what they do.

That seems too little these days, I mean mutahar makes one video a day, sometimes more. With today's levels of ADHD I think one standalone video a week its not enough.

It is enough but people are never content with it just being enough. My point was, you don’t have to spend many days working to produce a video or multiple videos.

As for streaming from what zoomers say they just leave it playing in the background, they don't seem to care as much about production values as I thought,

Has always been the case. People have always cared about the entertainment or value in the content over production values.

I mean look at these rooms, why bother spending thousands getting a studio-like room for streaming when these guy's viewers don't care about his trash cave?

Exactly. It’s a waste of money.

maybe they even like it more because it looks like their rooms look...

That plays into it as well.

There are streamers that have rooms specifically to stream and those rooms are set so the audiance feels like they can relate.

 

[luigismanslave]

The irony about two people that do nothing but btch and complain dunking on others for ‘complaining’

Lol

And this is the one time where Hasan is right. It is socialy draining to stream for so long.

All the people bitching misunderstood his point or haven’t actually streamed so don’t realise it’s comparable to a job where you have to deal with people all day.

‘Well they don’t have to do it for that long’

Neither do people working people related jobs.

Fact is, everyone should be allowed to complain. Or address a topic.

this nigga could take 4 months off to vacation in italy and still be set for life. normal people go into work sick so their kids can eat. walmart employees get battered by the stupidest fat oafs known to man instead of adoring simps all day and have to carry boxes. amazon wagey cageys get bitched at by powertripping middle managers all day. all jobs involve interacting with people and drain your social battery, but most of them comprise of things more soulcrushing than playing video games or letting youtube videos run while you go rub one out. these fucks have no urgency in work that nirmal people do.

 

[Eggward biscuitbottom]

"Interacting with all these people drains my social battery" says man that leaves his atream for like half an hour and has chat watch his chair. Tbf i find dealing with 1 Hassan fan exhausting imagine dealing with all of them.

 

[Cheeseknife]

Is Hasan related to DSP?