Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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Dude seems like a character pulled from a mid 2000's webcomic about gamers. Down to the cartoonishly poor hygiene. He's a bit of an NPC but still nostalgically refreshing.
Was it as bad as something like Andrew Dobson's comics?
 
Hasan Piker, an avowed communist, does not know what a sickle is. Even LSF is laughing at him now.


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I've been saying for years Hasan is legitimately stupid. Not like "Oh this guy has opinions I dislike he's a moron for having them" no he's actually stupid like in the clinical sense he has a below average IQ. He's a frat bro reject who stumbled his way into being a political commentator because of his uncle's connections. If you've ever tried to watch him debate or argue you can see he's a moron. Even among Breadtubers he's known for being an idiot.
 
I've been saying for years Hasan is legitimately stupid. Not like "Oh this guy has opinions I dislike he's a moron for having them" no he's actually stupid like in the clinical sense he has a below average IQ. He's a frat bro reject who stumbled his way into being a political commentator because of his uncle's connections. If you've ever tried to watch him debate or argue you can see he's a moron. Even among Breadtubers he's known for being an idiot.
The thing I don't get is, how in the hell do so many people not only understand that he's an 50-IQ imbecile, but actually believe in the retarded shit he espouses. Especially those who pay him for that retardation to the level where he's one of the richest streamers out there.
I honestly remember a guy I knew in discord, who started out alright, but somehow went hard-left; and for his "Leftist to follow" pick, went for Hasan. Was PROUD that he was able to use the emojis present in Hasan's discord by paying money to the man. Not even just copying the emojis and using them in his own discord; but PAYING Hasan to use those emojis. And this isn't getting into how he swallowed Hasan's bullshit "lol-gic" and didn't even think once about what the Turkish imbecile was saying. Dude became pretty fucking retarded towards the end.
Still, is it all retarded following this retard and making him so popular/wealthy? Cause I really find it hard to believe there'd be so many retards out there without at least ONE of them committing a retarded action to "start the revolution" or some other shit.
 
The thing I don't get is, how in the hell do so many people not only understand that he's an 50-IQ imbecile, but actually believe in the retarded shit he espouses. Especially those who pay him for that retardation to the level where he's one of the richest streamers out there.
I honestly remember a guy I knew in discord, who started out alright, but somehow went hard-left; and for his "Leftist to follow" pick, went for Hasan. Was PROUD that he was able to use the emojis present in Hasan's discord by paying money to the man. Not even just copying the emojis and using them in his own discord; but PAYING Hasan to use those emojis. And this isn't getting into how he swallowed Hasan's bullshit "lol-gic" and didn't even think once about what the Turkish imbecile was saying. Dude became pretty fucking retarded towards the end.
Still, is it all retarded following this retard and making him so popular/wealthy? Cause I really find it hard to believe there'd be so many retards out there without at least ONE of them committing a retarded action to "start the revolution" or some other shit.
Hasan is stupid for sure, but he's smart enough to take other smarter people's opinions. He occasionally ventures out on his own and says some shit that gets him mocked by his own community (and then he chimps out), but he's able to repeat the Correct Opinions and his fans eat it up to have that shit regurgitated for them from the mouth of a chad.
 
The thing I don't get is, how in the hell do so many people not only understand that he's an 50-IQ imbecile, but actually believe in the retarded shit he espouses. Especially those who pay him for that retardation to the level where he's one of the richest streamers out there.
I honestly remember a guy I knew in discord, who started out alright, but somehow went hard-left; and for his "Leftist to follow" pick, went for Hasan. Was PROUD that he was able to use the emojis present in Hasan's discord by paying money to the man. Not even just copying the emojis and using them in his own discord; but PAYING Hasan to use those emojis. And this isn't getting into how he swallowed Hasan's bullshit "lol-gic" and didn't even think once about what the Turkish imbecile was saying. Dude became pretty fucking retarded towards the end.
Still, is it all retarded following this retard and making him so popular/wealthy? Cause I really find it hard to believe there'd be so many retards out there without at least ONE of them committing a retarded action to "start the revolution" or some other shit.
He's secured his place as the captain of the football team of the online left. They all know he's stupid, but he's cool, and gets to dunk on right wing nerds without having to communicate above a 4th grade reading level.
 
The thing I don't get is, how in the hell do so many people not only understand that he's an 50-IQ imbecile, but actually believe in the retarded shit he espouses.
The reason Hasan is able to get away with being 90 IQ is because the majority of his fanbase is children and teenagers. 12 to 21 is his main demographic. It's stupid kids who have no real life experience or education sitting on Twitch thinking he's cool. That's it. No one over the age of 25 is watching Hasan unless they have the hots for him.
 
Because Hasan have zero awareness, he have released his clothing line:
yes dear follow chudbuds, you can also fight against Capitalism by buying his stupid ass tshirt for only 35 dollars!
He is getting dunked on by so many people.

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And nothing say Socalism as using stolen art.
 
Because Hasan have zero awareness, he have released his clothing line:
yes dear follow chudbuds, you can also fight against Capitalism by buying his stupid ass tshirt for only 35 dollars!
He is getting dunked on by so many people.

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And nothing say Socalism as using stolen art.
What, do you expect him to NOT sell overpriced clothing using stolen art? You just want him to starve? /sneed
 
Whoever designed it slapped some text together without fixing the font's default kerning, and it's driving me insane
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Anyway that's a restock, his new collection is called "Unravelled Republic". Looking at some of the merch:
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This is obviously riffing on Sonic Youth (their first album Goo, a drawing of some witnesses of the Moors murders), making it a "baby's first hipster album" tier reference.
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I suspect Hasan doesn't even know that, he's probably just seen it as a meme template. Google's picking up the Japanese as 支配権を握る (take control), 展開力圧する (expand force), クーデター (coup d'etat), 政治的三 (Political 3), 不法押収 (illegal seizure). There's not a nice clean image of the graphic so it might not actually be as mangled.
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Google's picking up the Japanese text as "軍部が支持 する政 府はアメリカと共謀し している" , which seemingly means "The military-supported government is in cahoots with the US." The back is a list of various coups and military interventions.
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In a failure of product photography, there's a design on the back of the t-shirt (the same "world tour" from the looks of it), but you only see it in the cringey looping video of Hasan flexing. Also Hasan just looks bad here.
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Writing in the middle seems to be 主導権を握る (take control), 政治的弾圧 (political repression), ロイヤリスト (loyalist), 反対派を弾圧する (suppress the opposition).
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Slightly different graphic, but more of the same.
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And this is just unrelated merch themed around his puppy.
A lot of his merch seems to be simultaneously a parody of capitalism while also criticising capitalism, which then muddies the weak attempt at satire.
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The only exception seems to be his lazy "himbo" cash-in.
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A regular shirt seller would crop the face out since it's not what the potential customer wants to focus on, but this pompous faggot really can't help himself. Love how the contrast ass upped while saturation went down to bring out his imaginary gigachad physiognomy.
Also never ever wear beanies again, faggot. You look like a thumb with massive protruding ears.
 
Trying to figure out if he's leaning into this and basically trolling his audience and us at this point or he's that retarded. We all know the answer.

Also, did someone manipulate these photos to shrink his head even more?
 
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