Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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Yes you fucking are @Raisin Boy . Socialism is when you're a poor tyrant, and you're mad at the rich tyrant so you try and take all their shit under the guise of helping the workers.
Every time there's some kind of collective bargaining tool used by workers to try and get better pay from their employers, it turns into a fucking racket like the trade unions that built Las Vegas for the mob. Nowadays the average service workers union in say LA where I live, is also doubling as pro-immigration organization that tries to find housing for illegals paid for by union dues and deals with other organizations.

Socialist adherents and followers just want more money for them programs, justified or not. Admit that shit. Own it. Don't be one of these idiots that says "Capitalism is bad, thanks for the superchats."
"Well my job is raising awareness! you don't want me to starve in the streets do you!"
"I'm just trying to survive capitalism! this is really capitalism's fault!"

If Socialism was just "Anti-Greed Policies" no one would disagree. Its when people who are well off NEETs like Marx start to complain about other peoples success, trying to tear it down to create a fictional utopia we have problems.

The fact that the eminent socialists of this younger generation are just influence-grifters who came out of the movement of berniebros, a man who himself has enriched himself on a grift is great to see.

And fuck off with this "I'm for the workers" shit.
When was the last time a leftist actually did a real job and understood it? What job did Hasan, Vaush, Neekolul, Xanderhal, Destiny, or any of these glorified content-regurgitating panhandlers do?

Thank you for your service.
 
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Mentally, Hasan talks and presents ideas like a child. I’m not too sure if I was supposed to be shocked by a clip like this.

We’re at the point now that the term “Champaign Socialist” is actually completely redundant.
It’s a small, but strong step from people calling themselves “Anarcho-Communist Libertarian” with “he/she/they” pronouns mixed with cat eared anime girls as their avatar.
 
Honestly, despite all the commie talk, this guy might be the only "Breadtuber" I have a semblance of respect for. He seems to commit to the grift very well, and of course, the retards who follow him are oblivious to the fact.
Probably also helps that he looks nothing like how you'd expect one of these commies would. I'll always give some props to someone who's dedicated to being healthy, even if they're complete retards otherwise.
Kind of a fag though. 3/5?
Mentally, Hasan talks and presents ideas like a child. I’m not too sure if I was supposed to be shocked by a clip like this.
His audience's average age probably doesn't surpass 16.
Source: Are there really any popular streamers that aren't fucking zoomer magnets?
 
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His audience's average age probably doesn't surpass 16.
Source: Are there really any popular streamers that aren't fucking zoomer magnets?
Hasan's audience are autistic shut in commies who live vicariously through his exploits while funding his 3 million dollar hipocrisy

They all wished they could be a "ultra enlightened mega socialist fit beast that bangs ethots 24/7" like they think he is, that is probably the only reason the guy even has an audience. Dude has no brain, he just reads article headlines and says them without any thought process involved.

He refuses to do any debates cuz he says he's not good at them, which is fair enough, but watch any stream of his and you'll notice the guy is bad at thinking. He's got a political science degree and can't even tell where Pakistan is in a World Map.

If you're a tankie idiot with a modicum of intelligence that has read 5+ books in your life all you need to do is work out and dress like H3 and you can probably steal some of Hasan's market.
 
These are all too big to archive on the site but I thought I would drop some gems.
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If a revolution actually happend and rich people were forced out of their mansions you and your family or friends wouldn't be the only one's trying to live there, like 50 other people would also be trying live in the same house as you and it would likely turn into a mess of drama arguments and fued's, hell if the revolution's still going on and violence is normal occurrence people might even end up assaulting or even killing eachother.
Lol the revolution doesn't begin with forcing rich people out of their homes. It begins with burning down their homes. Read up about the Great Fear. In Hasan's dystopian future, his family is homeless and all his expensive overgrown toddler clothes end up as smoke.
 
The whole house thing seems to be what people are talking about, but the real point is that it exposed to all these people how wealthy he is. Welcome to the 1% Hasan. And the source of your wealth.....mostly direct donations from people who have less than you. The only way you can justify that is by saying that you deserve it because you worked hard for it. Looking forward to that.

Also funny to see him being defended for his semi-independence, like this guy:
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How can socialists celebrate the rise of companies like Twitch, Lyft and Uber? These systems that just provide a platform are wet dreams for the hardcore market liberalists. Workers are in direct competition with each other, and as independent contractors they have fewer rights. At least buying your multi-million house in the heart of individualism fits well with that.
 
How can socialists celebrate the rise of companies like Twitch, Lyft and Uber?
Socialist celebrities like Hasan are basically "pet socialists" for these tech media corporations. It's like controlled opposition, only they aren't consciously aware that they're in on it.
Anyone who expresses ideas more radical than the fashionable brand of milquetoast teen socialism currently all over popular culture would never be allowed to exist on Twitch or etc. They would be quickly UnPersoned by the trust & safety team and forgotten. What's left is this ineffective do-nothing socialist whinecore that provides a relief valve for class tension but never rocks the boat or endangers anyone's wealth and power.

It reminds me of this Ted Kaczynski quote:
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These are all too big to archive on the site but I thought I would drop some gems.

why he dress like this lmao
 
How can socialists celebrate the rise of companies like Twitch, Lyft and Uber?
It's especially funny/hypocritical with Twitch of all things, given that it's owned by Amazon. Socialists love to hate on Bezos, but they're actively supporting him by rooting for/using Twitch. All those Twitch subs and cheers that Hasan used to buy his house are also helping Bezos. And unlike some of the other big streamers, the majority of his income appears to come directly from Twitch. Unless I'm mistaken, he doesn't have a Patreon or sell merch or anything. There is an option to donate to his PayPal, but after a quick Google search, it looks like only 2-4k of his monthly 150k comes from donations. The rest is Twitch subs and ad revenue. Sure, at the end of the day it's barely a drop in the bucket, but given his views/the fact he called Bezos out specifically as part of his house defense, it stands out.
 
I don’t get the idea from his defenders that he makes his money with no exploitation. Statistically, wouldn’t most of his subs be working class? He’s exploiting parasocial relationships, and they’re getting none of his profit for it. Also, you could argue him taking Amazon’s “blood” money.

Now these aren’t my views, so I don’t condemn him for this. I condemn him and his followers for not following their own reasoning. They’re full of shit, and he knows he doesn’t want the system he pretends to advocate for.
 
Did this guy really make enough off twitch to drop 3mil on a house? Or is he stupid enough to get have a mortgage on it?
I think he decided to blow all his paypig earnings on an overpriced house in West Hollywood.
I don’t get the idea from his defenders that he makes his money with no exploitation. Statistically, wouldn’t most of his subs be working class? He’s exploiting parasocial relationships, and they’re getting none of his profit for it. Also, you could argue him taking Amazon’s “blood” money.

Now these aren’t my views, so I don’t condemn him for this. I condemn him and his followers for not following their own reasoning. They’re full of shit, and he knows he doesn’t want the system he pretends to advocate for.
Most of his defenders likely have no idea what a parasocial relationship is, are suffering from stockholm syndrome or are retarded. I have a feeling its all three.
 
Most of his defenders likely have no idea what a parasocial relationship is, are suffering from stockholm syndrome or are retarded. I have a feeling its all three.
Anyone who throws copious amounts of money at a "lol funni streamer man" needs to have their head examined and should touch grass.
 
Lol the revolution doesn't begin with forcing rich people out of their homes. It begins with burning down their homes. Read up about the Great Fear. In Hasan's dystopian future, his family is homeless and all his expensive overgrown toddler clothes end up as smoke.

This begs the question: if an angry mob of poors burned down hasans house would he even be mad? It’s just property damage which isn’t considered violence according to him. I’m sure he has insurance too.
 
I never get why people give twitch bucks to people like this, who clearly don't need it.
It's mainly transactional, as with any streamer. People who give him money get exclusive emotes in his chat or recognition via a donation message.

I just checked his Twitch channel to confirm what people can give him money for, and it's funny to immediately see him doubling down hard on this controversy.
 
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