- Joined
- Apr 15, 2014
I have a proposal to make.
Look at the news and you'll see see evidence that we are living in Clownworld. A world where every bizarre, fucked up meme is slowly coming true.
Some people point to the beginning of Clownworld as 2016. That seems to be the point where everything really started going wrong. However, I have another suggestion.
We've always been in Clownworld. We just didn't noticed it until recently.
Take a brief look into historical events over the last few hundred years and you find some really fucking stupid shit.
For example:
Look at the news and you'll see see evidence that we are living in Clownworld. A world where every bizarre, fucked up meme is slowly coming true.
Some people point to the beginning of Clownworld as 2016. That seems to be the point where everything really started going wrong. However, I have another suggestion.
We've always been in Clownworld. We just didn't noticed it until recently.
Take a brief look into historical events over the last few hundred years and you find some really fucking stupid shit.
For example:
- The War of Jenkins Ear, a major conflict between England and Spain that started in 1739, where the excuse was that a British captain got his ear cut off in 1731.
- The War of the Golden Stool, a conflict between the Ashanti people and the British, which started because a colonial administrator wanted to sit on the Ashanti's magic chair.
- The Tokyo War Crimes trial, in which one of the defendants, Shumei Okawa, arrived dressed in pajamas and slapped Hideki Tojo's head. There is video footage of this.
- The fact that one of the bloodiest wars in human history was started by a guy claiming to be Jesus's brother.
- Pretty much everything about World War 1, from the murder of Archduke Ferdinand being due to the driver fucking up, to the 12 battles of the Isonzo, to Germany using a British-held telegram cable to try to get the (civil war ravaged) Mexico to attack the United States because they might join the war (and then go 'yeah, come at me bro' when it got leaked).
- Tulip Mania. An economic bubble caused by fucking Tulips.