Have you ever gotten arrested?

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I got a DUI once several years ago after a remarkable night out and had to spend a night in the city jail sleeping it off since I had nobody to pick me up. Wasn't a bad experience at all as far as the circumstances went, actually spent a while after I sobered up in the morning just talking with the guards on staff right outside the drunk tank. Also got plenty of cups of water.

If I hadn't been dumb enough to take the brethalyzer I might have been able to get off with a lesser charge because there were no associated traffic violations.
 
Nope. I'm a good bean. Life's too precious to waste on trouble.
 
Of course. I'm a goddamned American after all. We love our cops, our law enforcement, even when they shove us head first into the plastic back seat of a Crown Vic.
 
An Sionnach Seang said:
not an arrest, but last year I had a baffling encounter with the cops at Wakefield Kirkgate station
I was waiting on the platform when a couple of transport coppers came up (they have a base somewhere nearby, and aren't usually on the station itself) and asked me "are you waiting for [a train just about to leave]?"
I said, truthfully, "no, I'm waiting for [another train due in 20 minutes' time, that went somewhere else]," and then they just went away
it was all very odd, to this day I can't figure out what was going on there
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you know what, nearly two years after the fact, the penny has finally dropped
the coppers showed up because some silly hypersensitive university student bird reported me to the transport police via text, BECAUSE I WAS ON THE SAME PLATFORM AS HER, 50+ FEET AWAY
hooray for feminism!
 
Nope, because I haven't been caught yet.
 
Never, got some experiences though.

Got talked to at the police station for being underage at a sex weirdo site, some fag reported me.

A nigger guard at a mall meant was very on and aggressive about me being a drug user. I was just bony due to me being underweight, so that was his only reasoning.
Due to me being a sperg and never backing out of a discussion, I was never kicked out of the mall.
Dude never calmed down, despite me never showing any aggression. Luckily, there was another guard with him that took over.
 
Well no.

When I was 18 I was with a group of people and we went out drinking in an abandoned church, and the cops came by. Hauled the guys in, me and the other girls exercised our white female privilege successfully and did not get hauled in. Charges dropped, though, they were just messing with us, one of the guys was the nephew of the sheriff. lol.
 
Three times.

First time, they brought me in and I stole a zebra shirt from intake, it was in the bathroom they had me do a piss test in. I was out of state "rehabbing" at my parents home and I was very drunk at the time. Shoved it in the sleeve of my jacket. (I was not busted for stealing the shirt, btw).

Second time, got bailed out, nothing eventful.

Third time, here in my home state, I spent 4 months in county. It was actually kind of fun, had plenty of money on the books, caught up on my reading, made some new friends. Had to spend my initial intake and first night downtown in my own cell, then I was transported to MCCC and put on the H block where all the animals are caged. Was transferred next day to the Huber unit (B6) where the people with jobs get to stay because they get work release. My employer ended up blacklisted (lol). I got to stay in the unit so I could go see my counselor, who upped my meetings to 2x a week specifically so I could get out more.

Am a very good girl now, honest!
 
No, and the in the one case of police coming to our school to investigate shit that was actually my doing I lied well and had loyal buds.
 
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