Have you ever tried to suck your own dick? - NO BULLSHIT I'LL KNOW IF YOU LIE

[Dolphin Lundgren]

With your teeth??

A needle. Got pretty messy.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I never tried, always succeeded.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Y’all are gay, just in denial.

 

[Clintonberg]

I've never been able to get my dick in my mouth.

Spoiler

i have shimmied my back up a wall and jizzed all over my face tho

 

[rtk]

Years of having fucked posture has blessed me with the ability to get about half of my dingus in there.
Not very enjoyable though, it feels more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked. Does that make me gay?

 

[Steep Stepper]

Regrettable Autistic Story Time: Back when I was 14 and first discovered porn I thought the way to please my ding dong was by sucking It like the sexy ladies in the movies, so you had my stupid ass a whole week every evening sitting in bed trying to do gymnastics and rocking back and forth to suck my own dick.
Before I realised that in fact, my hand was enough.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Yes

 

[ES 148]

I haven't tried. I've succeeded. I don't even have a dick and I've succeeded.
Just goes to show how gay y'all are

 

[Queen Elizabeth II]

Guess.

 

[UW 411]

If you guys are all self-fellating, are the ladies getting your sloppy seconds?
Can you cheat on your partner with your own chode?

 

[You Can't Sit With Us]

I can blow myself, but it doesnt really feel all that good. It's more of a party trick.

 

[reddit superstar]

It's really only gay if you swallow once you've finished. Other than that it's just masturbating with your own mouth.

 

[FeverGlitch]

Nay, dat's ghey.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

No. Sucking your own dick is too gay even for gay people.

 

[The Reaper]

The torso exists with bones and has length much greater than the sum of the neck and the dick.

Maybe your dick is too small...

 

[YayLasagna]

Is this the gay honeypot thread?

 

[SJ 485]

@Desire Lines when are you going to tell us your autofellatio story.

 

[Reynard]

No. Sucking your own dick is too gay even for gay people.

I vehemently disagree. All the cool girls are sucking their own dicks these days. It's how the modern male chooses a worthy mate.

Is this the gay honeypot thread?

Is it gay if you're a woman and try?

 

[YayLasagna]

Is it gay if you're a woman and try?

Only if the goal is to lick your clit

 

[Reynard]

Only if the goal is to lick your clit

Well, I guess I'm safe then, because I tried sucking my own dick, not some pussy clit.