It all began that fateful summer night, around 2013-15. I was a wee young lad, overflowing with libido and vigor. The genius idea came to me (lol came) when I was sitting there eating a banana I think, the phalic shape probably made me realize I could even do such a thing. Of course I needed a safe secure place because I didn't want to get caught by my folks, so I picked our bathtub as the designated autofellatio place. So I get into position, ass up, dick down and pointing at my face, when i suddenly realize I cannot reach. Frustrated, I get out of the bathroom and start doing stretches to make myself more nimble, afterwards I try again. What I didn't realize at the time is that there was a shampoo bottle right behind my head, and while struggling to get it in I accidentally dropped it in the bathtub. So I slip on the bottle and hit my head pretty hard on the bathroom tiles. Of course my folks come running to the bathroom door because they heard the sound and my groans (thank god I locked the door!) and start asking me what the fuck I am doing. I don't think I've attempted it ever since.
