HAVING A BLAST!!!! - 7/12/2018

[DontTellMeHowToPlay]

JFC, there are many breathtaking, beautiful places in this world but the inside of a fucking arcade isn't one of them.

There is an exception to every rule. Other than maybe "The Fun Zone" the only breathtaking arcade I've been to was inside of a mineshaft in Utah. The whole mine is just a big tourist-trap, so halfway down the tracks there's a rest area with bathrooms, 4 arcade cabinets and a little restaurant. Not a big selection of games, but you get an unbelievable amount of privacy and solitude while you're down there!

Edit: Was thinking about mineshafts and had a brilliant weight loss idea for Amber.

At the Fat Factory when she says to Eric, "Don't you want one of these?" (Bragging about her camera.). Fucking bitch. You did youtube for 5 years before you purchased one...she was trying to make Eric feel jealous or look less than.

Rickie can't stand to make eye contact with her.

When he does eventually make eye contact, his smile vanishes and he gets this expression like: "The Beanbag said something to me directly? Guess I'll have to say something back to her. Here goes..."

 

[EH 110]

Rate me autistic all you want but my biggest issue with this video is Becky playing the victim about not being able to have cheesecake. I normally have no particular issue with Becky, besides her inability to free herself from Amberlynn. But she goes on about how she didn’t want to make them wait, or have nothing to eat while they eat Coldstone. Is it really that hard to ask for a slice to-go and wait 15-20 minutes to eat it? Becky could have eaten her cheesecake while they ate Coldstone, but instead Becky was forced into ordering a bland caramel apple that she didn’t even want. What’s up with that?

I agree with you, and I had the same thought about her getting a dessert to go. None of them was smart enough to suggest it, I guess. Or maybe someone did, but Becky declined and wanted something to bitch about later. Don't worry, Becky. Amber will be ordering you to drive her to The Cheesecake Factory again soon and you can eat that much needed dessert then.

 

[Paging Dr. Now]

There is an exception to every rule. Other than maybe "The Fun Zone" the only breathtaking arcade I've been to was inside of a mineshaft in Utah. The whole mine is just a big tourist-trap, so halfway down the tracks there's a rest area with bathrooms, 4 arcade cabinets and a little restaurant. Not a big selection of games, but you get an unbelievable amount of privacy and solitude while you're down there!
"

Astro turf and plastic flamingos make this girl gush...but "The Fun Zone" sounds pretty cool.

 

[497]

I just figured out why her videos are so far behind. She put the Q&A videos up first like she had to explain why she sits so much, how it hurts to walk and stand. How it's hard to play mini golf. She also explained how hard it is to get into the shower...so now in these old vacation videos we see why she talked about those things. If she was living like a normal person her vacation videos would be up on time (like I think Eric's was) but she had to clear things up before the haydurs started asking questions why she sat so much and didn't do anything on this vacation.

Maybe the arcade was the first fun thing she filmed this year..but she just filmed, she didn't do much. how fun can the arcade be just sitting around? She had more fun at that lake just floating around.

 

[pickleniggo]

I just figured out why her videos are so far behind. She put the Q&A videos up first like she had to explain why she sits so much, how it hurts to walk and stand. How it's hard to play mini golf. She also explained how hard it is to get into the shower...so now in these old vacation videos we see why she talked about those things. If she was living like a normal person her vacation videos would be up on time (like I think Eric's was) but she had to clear things up before the haydurs started asking questions why she sat so much and didn't do anything on this vacation.

Maybe the arcade was the first fun thing she filmed this year..but she just filmed, she didn't do much. how fun can the arcade be just sitting around? She had more fun at that lake just floating around.

I definitely think you’re onto something. The way she schedules videos is oddly calculating and it’s something I’ve never quite been able to put my finger on (also I’m not about to go back and rewatch for timeline purposes). Poor Amber is as subtle as a monster truck in the nightlife ( just love being able to use that phrase whenever I can) and I think she hopes that by the time the videos from 1-2 weeks ago are uploaded to the tube, she’ll have had some kind of breakthrough and can say “well I’m not like that anymore, I don’t do that anymore.” But she never changes her habits. So her channel just comes across as lazy and low effort when in reality Amber’s trying to put as much distance between her “struggles” and her life in real time.

TLDR Amber thinks she can fool us, but will never change.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I love how going to the same chain restaurants as back home, going to a shitty discount store, and huffing and puffing around a mini golf course is HAVING A BLAST for this gorl.
It sometimes makes me sad how empty and vacuous Amber's life is, then I remember she ate herself to being over a quarter of a ton and is a generally repellent human.

Also, self-depreciating humor can be funny, but her joke about her massive fat rolls on her ankles was just horrifying. How much self-awareness do you have to lack..?

 

[Very Honest Content]

In the words of Ms. Writer, she wanted the limit "highered"

I can't really decide which is more annoying to me, her continual assault on the use of the English language, or her continual assault on healthy living styles? I'm pretty sure they'll both continue unabated until the massive coronary event finally sets her in the double-deep, double-wide casket for eternity too...

"I made it over but not to the hole"

Becky's mating cry when she finally conquers the fupa?

The lesbian bluegrass state version of the old putting saying of, "Never up, never in." Only way more disgusting somehow!

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Those lunatic christian "gay deconversion" therapy quacks should have our gorl on retainer. She and the ever-decreasing lump of horror currently doing duty as My Gooorlfren (TM) would put anyone off lesbosis for life. In fact, she could turn straight people off - between them and Eric the Animated Bog Brush, celibacy looks like the sensible life choice.

Half an hour strapped to the machine from A Clockwork Orange showing these two space hoppers bouncing off each other and bam, done, sorted. That'll be $500 and throw in the nun's habit for free.

 

[NSFW]

becky looks like quasimodo

Spoiler

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Becky gets hyper after a lotta sugar y'all.

But in Becky's defense, "white confection" is just hydrogenated oil and tastes like nothing.

 

[Long time lurker]

the same chain restaurants as back home

Every video where Amber shows herself at Cheesecake Factory, Torrid* or Target was done in Lexington. Her town has none of those (I even doubt the Walmart and Kroger they go to are in the same town).

Her "vacation" was pathetic not only because of what she did while there. It's mind boggling that she chose to go to a place she goes every week (it seems) to do exactly what she does every time she's there. The only difference was that instead of driving home the same day, they booked a room.

*A few days ago someone posted that Amber was back at Torrid (I think on the snapchat thread). That meant they went back to Lexington, which also means at least one meal at the Cheesecake Factory.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Every video where Amber shows herself at Cheesecake Factory, Torrid* or Target was done in Lexington. Her town has none of those (I even doubt the Walmart and Kroger they go to are in the same town).

Her "vacation" was pathetic not only because of what she did while there. It's mind boggling that she chose to go to a place she goes every week (it seems) to do exactly what she does every time she's there. The only difference was that instead of driving home the same day, they booked a room.

*A few days ago someone posted that Amber was back at Torrid (I think on the snapchat thread). That meant they went back to Lexington, which also means at least one meal at the Cheesecake Factory.

Wow, this makes it even more pathetic.
Thanks for the info, I had no idea!
What a thrilling vacation.

 

[ChubbyChaser]

Jesus Christ Becky should've just ordered the cheesecake! Why go to Cheesecake Factory and not eat cheesecake, it's what their known for. If she didn't want anything at Coldstone, guess what, you don't have to order anything! Why eat a crappy caramel apple if you didn't really want it in the first place?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Jesus Christ Becky should've just ordered the cheesecake! Why go to Cheesecake Factory and not eat cheesecake, it's what their known for. If she didn't want anything at Coldstone, guess what, you don't have to order anything! Why eat a crappy caramel apple if you didn't really want it in the first place?

I looked it up online, that caramel apple she got was the most expensive one, the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory Pecan Bear Caramel Apple at $10.00. (the chocolate factory is a combo with cold stone in some areas) Maybe she's just trying to stick it to Amber. Which was why Amber kept asking if she was glad she got it. The tension in that car was thicker than Amber's leg.

P.S. I had no idea that Cold Stone was founded by Donald Sutherland.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Jesus Christ Becky should've just ordered the cheesecake! Why go to Cheesecake Factory and not eat cheesecake, it's what their known for. If she didn't want anything at Coldstone, guess what, you don't have to order anything! Why eat a crappy caramel apple if you didn't really want it in the first place?

If Becky had an ounce of self restraint, her life would have been very, very different.

 

[JaneThough]

I looked it up online, that caramel apple she got was the most expensive one, the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory Pecan Bear Caramel Apple at $10.00. (the chocolate factory is a combo with cold stone in some areas) Maybe she's just trying to stick it to Amber. Which was why Amber kept asking if she was glad she got it. The tension in that car was thicker than Amber's leg.

P.S. I had no idea that Cold Stone was founded by Donald Sutherland.

It's not the same Donald Sutherland:

https://www.oprah.com/food/making-it-big_2/all

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Could be wrong but I have a different view of The Great Cheesecake Saga of 2018 (holy fuck I need a life.)

Ricky can't get away from her fast enough, though be interesting to see if we get a totally impromptu, not-at-all-scripted Extremely Important Heavy Convo just between our gorl and him to prove he just luHUvs her (with an impromptu, not-at-all-scripted engulfment of Ricky so he knows what's coming if he fucks up again loving hug at the end.... in three weeks time because she's that fucking behind.

Where was I? Oh yeah. We know Amby can't take a hint if it's delivered on the end of a nuclear missile and whatever they've done in this interminable borefest of a holiday that doesn't involve shopping has been tagging along with the queens. Who are probably wanting a holiday from their housemates anyway. So, having lumbered in to their dinner plans, maybe the "we'll go for ice-cream" was a subtle way of leaving them behind. Surely our gorl has an entire cheesecake table to get through yet?

But no chance. Our princess can't bear the thought of others eating food even while she has food in front of her so "we'll come too!" was duly screeched. I think those three words plus Ricky twitching will be the last thing our gorl ever experiences....shortly before she's found in pieces stuffed into her own grockpot. And freezer, several buckets, four suitcases and a wardrobe trunk.

Ricky, we'll help out the defense.

 

[BeebTheMilch]

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Becky looks like one of those victims of failed suicide who blew their jaw off with a shotgun.

 

[Long time lurker]

Amber should go back to filming with her phone. That camera can't cope with her waddle - when she's entering the mini-golf place everything is out of focus, and the attempts at stabilizing the footage made it even worse.

 

[Optimus Prime]

So, the videos are being uploaded behind the time they actually happened, is this by her actually having to upload the videos the day they show up but they're two weeks old, or did she upload them two weeks ago and set a timer? I don't upload on YT so I don't know how it works.

Though if it's the former, I guess we'll know when she drops dead in the middle of some 'arc' or whatever like this vacation as the video uploads simply stop coming.