HAVING A BLAST!!!! - 7/12/2018

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We haven't "ate"... sure thing gorl

Living where there are so many things to do? To eat you mean... you never do anything but go to walmart and eat gorl.

Hula hoop antics, Eric does an ok job. "That's a no for me" duh, gorl of course not!

:story:Necky and Rickie are so done with this bitch. Also, there's no way Eric didn't orden orange chicken to make fun of Hamber.

Gorl trying to be dainty saying she didn't eat all her icecream, bs. Necky probably expected a deep fried apple. I've tried those and they're not that bad. :roll:

"Sorry my lymphedema was in the way" gorl, that's such a shit joke, we know it was your fat calf roll.:roll: Rickie, socks and sandals?! For real?! In public?!:smug:

Sweating with mini golf? Gorl you scored a NYHA IIIC!:lol:

Wow, such shocking content y'all.:story:
 
AL mentions they're going to Cheesecake Factory yet again because they just have so many food options (yet later admits she got the orange chicken, like always) and then starts rambling about how she would like to live in a place the size of Lexington because it just has so much to do (read: so many food options not a 20 minute drive from your doorstep!). AL also gets ice-cream but, despite no evidence of this on camera, says she couldn't even finish the ice-cream and doesn't know why she ever gets it (I swear she's said the exact same thing in other videos).

I did have to laugh when AL thought Becky was pulling into a handicap space at Malibu Jack's ... let's be real, AL, Becky is just preparing you for the future that awaits.
 
Went out of town to go to a 5 Below. Fuck. Rickie's microexpressions are the real MVP. I'm only watching anymore to see that contempt.
 
AL also gets ice-cream but, despite no evidence of this on camera, says she couldn't even finish the ice-cream and doesn't know why she ever gets it (I swear she's said the exact same thing in other videos).

Amberlynn gets weirdly fixated on telling the audience that she either:
A) Totally didn’t order all those scoops; only asked for a dainty one scoop but the waiter got it wrong.
B) Totally didn’t eat all that ice cream.

You don’t get to 530 lbs by lying about the ice cream you inhale. We already witnessed you eat 1800 calories in orange chicken and rice, Amberlynn, it’s not like we’re going to judge you MORE for consuming another 600 in cold stone.
 
I have never seen 4 young individuals live such a useless and purposeless existence. I don't know, it's just...weird. No goals, no aspirations, no hobbies, no wants, no dreams. Just going to Cheesecake Factory, playing mini golf, Walmart and eating ice cream. It's like a 12 year old and her buddies.
 

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She should seriously consider purchasing a defibrillator, that heart is working hard just playing mini golf!
 
I mean part of the whole reason people get upset with her for uploading old videos is that the whole reason for following any youtuber is that you want to know what theyre up to, hater or not; so like her own fans are watching her vacation that she took like 2 weeks ago, what's the fucking point? When you vlog, you vlog the thing youre doing now, like right now, that's why you vlog. You arent a celebrity, you arent famous, people arent following you because they think youre interesting or anything and even if they did, people would get pissed with the Kardashians doing what Amber does--which is schedule her blogs for maximum cheesecake time/time off, and also to throw people off of her timeline so they cant hold her accountable and track her weight. Is her 522 starting weight from now or from her vacation like two weeks ago?

Imagine if fucking NBCs Megan Kelly came on and was like, "Yeah this is a prerecorded video, whatever, I dont care--Anyway we're talking about, just today! Twelve Taiwanese boys were trapped in a flooded cave! What will happen!" And it's July 11th and theyve been out for like an entire day. Actually she wouldnt even acknowledge that she's so far behind on her work, outside of responding to call outs. "I dont care if ABC already covered it,okay, I dont have to be like them : crying-lauging emoji: x5"
 
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Look at the overcompensation in that title. I'm surprised she didn't pepper the !!!! with 1s to show her truly unfettered joy.
 
The Cheesecake Factory, Target, 5 Below, ice cream, mini golf... Wow! These 80-somethings 20-somethings sure know how to party on vacation!
 
Watching her try and get a “good angle” of herself is too much sometimes. There are no good angles at 550 lbs and she knows this, I think. Could also be in denial... but she recognizes it every time she has her camera on herself because it takes her 30 seconds of physical adjusting to begin spouting her bullshit. Also... why doesn’t she edit this part out? Every clip begins with fumbling around with that goddamn camera.
550 lb humans aren’t angular at this point. Round. Rotund. Spherical.
 
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