Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[sassyma seed]

That way his tweets have a whooping 3 favs instead of zero.

Like @SteelPlatedHeart said, the man has built his entire carreer on Twitter jokes.
Tweets that were reprinted in prestigious publications!
The way he says it, you'd think his tweets earned a goddamned Fields medal.

Julie sucks up to you-know-who:

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Meanwhile, Hayden pimps out his fifteenth autocorrect joke, showing he has no idea how autocorrect or jokes work.

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Some cool and original jokes from Shona!
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Spoiler: yeah.

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Does Hayden really think reposting and retweeting his own jokes over and over will achieve anything?

It's sad, cause you can actually tell some great jokes in the 180 characters you're given. I mean Black can't, but other funny people can.

Also that's not how autocorrect works. Jim. <- There, I just typed Jim, and since it's a name, my phone didn't try to autocorrect it at all, and the only other suggestions were variations on Jim.

Also real original, the church says love is good but then hates everybody. To quote/paraphrase Mr. Plinkett, "Hey, why don't you try something new?"

 

[AnOminous]

It's sad, cause you can actually tell some great jokes in the 180 characters you're given. I mean Black can't, but other funny people can.

Stephen Fry, maybe.

Not many people can actually be funny in 180 characters.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Stephen Fry, maybe.

Not many people can actually be funny in 180 characters.

The problem with 180 characters is that most of the time, especially with jokes that require a lot of setup, by the time you've got to the end, you don't have enough space for the

 

[女鬼]

It's sad, cause you can actually tell some great jokes in the 180 characters you're given. I mean Black can't, but other funny people can.

There are some very funny people on Twitter. Most of them don't try to make entire shows based off their jokes or proclaim themselves a prestigious Internet star revolutionary genius comic who deserves an Emmy.

Oh, and remember that animation blog GenZed tried to woo?

That didn't take long.

 

[Orthodox Chrischanity]

There are some very funny people on Twitter. Most of them don't try to make entire shows based off their jokes or proclaim themselves a prestigious Internet star revolutionary genius comic who deserves an Emmy.

Oh, and remember that animation blog GenZed tried to woo?

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That didn't take long.

So, the animator was like, "Huh, these people are weird. Here, everyone who follows me, I suppose you can check them out... I guess. But here's a contrasting point of view."

I had a friend link me a couple Minecraft videos, for no reason. I looked through the comment sections and they all had posts similar to Hayden's.

I like your video and you make a good point. People should check my channel out for some illuminating things like the stuff you do.

 

[Chicken Dippers]

Because every single person on 4Chan is obviously a twisted murderous bastard (inb4 twenty "agree" ratings)

 

[女鬼]

Keep telling yourself that, Hayden.

 

[WeebyAutist]

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Keep telling yourself that, Hayden.

It's the truth, though. It is incredible, in the sense that there is nothing credible about it.

 

[Poptart Pissbaby]

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Keep telling yourself that, Hayden.

It's a good thing all of Hayden's twitter followers are 100% legit, otherwise they might not see all this incredible press!

 

[Orthodox Chrischanity]

From the Advocate article:

I also love the citing from "The Accidental Bear".

Goddamn I want Black to make a wikipedia page with all those press releases as citations...

 

[Trombonista]

I don't think this show would pair well with Archer at all, James Evans.

You see, Archer is actually funny.

 

[sassyma seed]

From the Advocate article:
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I also love the citing from "The Accidental Bear".

Goddamn I want Black to make a wikipedia page with all those press releases as citations...

So that James Evans is just Hayden Black trying to draw in Archer fans now, right? I mean, how on Earth would Archer, an Arrested Development -esque, stylishly animated, genuinely funny show, pair well with Gen Zed? Prolly in the sense of, "Oh I can't believe I just watched Gen Zed, better watch all of Archer to cleanse my pallet."

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

So that James Evans is just Hayden Black trying to draw in Archer fans now, right? I mean, how on Earth would Archer, an Arrested Development -esque, stylishly animated, genuinely funny show, pair well with Gen Zed? Prolly in the sense of, "Oh I can't believe I just watched Gen Zed, better watch all of Archer to cleanse my pallet."

I'm sure Hayden is thinking "Boy, I've heard that show Archer is really popular even though that clip I looked up online makes the show look barely animated. I bet I can Get Zed on TV too!"

And again, he's advertising to the wrong people if he thinks the hardcore tumblrites he's pandering to watch Archer.

 

[Problematic Kawaii]

I went through his "fan site". There isn't a whole lot, but it's a nice collection of all of Hayden's different failed attempts at becoming a famous TV person. First off, Hayden is a beautiful man:

The rest is spoilered below.

Spoiler: Long

So besides a bunch of shilling we've already seen for 'Goodnight Burbank', he has a couple posts about Teensy Tweets, including a link to the show's Facebook. There are a bunch of videos on there that I haven't gone through. If I recall only a promo for the show was posted? Apologies if this is redundant info.

Hayden at one point appeared in a Web Series that was a total rip-off of the West Wing call 'Chasing the Hill':

It was canceled after 4 episodes. There's an interview preview here which doesn't feature Hayden at all, but does feature a very drunk David Hasselhoff and disgraced former California Governor Grey Davis. Also there's a 30 second promo clip featuring some terrible overacting and awful (intentional?) use of shaky cam:

Prior to all this, Hayden apparently was writing a screenplay for some zombie film, because those are super hot right now right?

But ended up changing the name, presumably because someone told him it was horrible and he actually listened:

Both of these titles had websites, neither of which exist any more, but 'Zohmbi' does have a Facebook.

There's also a failed ghost hunter type show rip-off:

And of course Hayden obsessing over his own unfunny Twitter jokes:

I'm impressed with how much failure he's racked up.

There are some very funny people on Twitter. Most of them don't try to make entire shows based off their jokes or proclaim themselves a prestigious Internet star revolutionary genius comic who deserves an Emmy.

Oh, and remember that animation blog GenZed tried to woo?

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That didn't take long.

Haha. I'm waiting for Hayden to buy tumblrbots, seeing as November's getting closer.

 

[Melancholic_Cowboy]

From the Advocate article:
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Yeah, Isabelle Cyr- exploiting the dead adds just the right amount of class.

I'm sure Hayden is thinking "Boy, I've heard that show Archer is really popular even though that clip I looked up online makes the show look barely animated. I bet I can Get Zed on TV too!"

"Well... pandering to the Tumblr crowd isn't working out as well as I had expected. Better keep on tossing random shit out in the dark and hope something sticks! .... Archer! That's something you kids like, right?"

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Sigh...

 

[AnOminous]

Where did Hayden Black get the idea he's funny? Did his mom tell him he was funny once or something?

Because he's about as funny as Anthony Logatto's stand-up.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

So everyone who disagrees with them is just " manufactured mock outrage". Uh-huh.

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That's not much of a promotional circuit; so far they've only been featured on relatively unknown websites.
And they've done a great job of alienating the few people on Tumblr who showed them attention.
But this article is pure gold.

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Looks like our very own @Kitlen is apparently a "4chan troller" now

People aren't legitimately angry, they're just feigning outrage for attention.
@Kitlen was her sweet little self? "Overly polite" & "very complimentary of Julie?" That fucking whore, we knew she was suspicious!

GAZE UPON THE NEW FACE OF TROLLING, YE KIWIS, & DESPAIR

Julie why couldn't you have just signed @Kitlen 's Meowth

why do you hate your fans Julie

why do you hate other trans VAs Julie

 

[Koby_Fish]

Where did Hayden Black get the idea he's funny? Did his mom tell him he was funny once or something?

Because he's about as funny as Anthony Logatto's stand-up.

Either one or all of his parents told him he was not only funny all the time, but all special always all the time 24/7/365. He came from that generation of kids raised by parents reading Dr. Benjamin Spock's harmful tripe, which led to the narcissist-creating culture of Participation Ribbons and Self-Esteem-at-all-costs feels of Entitlement that ruined entire generations of kids in succession.

 

[Koby_Fish]

People aren't legitimately angry, they're just feigning outrage for attention.
@Kitlen was her sweet little self? "Overly polite" & "very complimentary of Julie?" That fucking whore, we knew she was suspicious!

GAZE UPON THE NEW FACE OF TROLLING, YE KIWIS, & DESPAIR
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Julie why couldn't you have just signed @Kitlen 's Meowth

why do you hate your fans Julie

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why do you hate other trans VAs Julie

In the old Meowth VA's case, the situation was actually a case of what they are now calling Intersex, which is actually a whole other kettle of fish in terms of "trans" than Julie, because such a person really could go either way in terms of "picking one" because they are legitimately BOTH. There's some intersex people that haaaaaaaaaaaaaaate trans people, and vice versa.