Helldivers 2 - Hell is more diverse than ever as PlayStation's demographics continue to grow and change.

We just won the battle of Popli, holy shit. I was in a match we extracted and it says the planet is secure now for me so if you're in a match on the planet you'll probably be on it for the last time for a bit.
There's still a day and 17 hours on the MO though so plenty of time for Joel to drop a wrench on us after we committed the DSS to Popli.

Edit - Nvm I'm retarded apparently it's at... Julheim?
 
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seems fine to me, i ground out like 600 sc in a little over two or three hours. definately had runs with 50+SC. and i am fine if bunkers have less sc makes it easier to grind solo.


you forgot cutting edge, back in the early days it seemed like the sickle was the default primary weapon for all the people using it. how does it stack up?
I keep hearing people say that SC drop less often now, but I've not noticed any considerable difference. Probably more an issue of people actively looking for them now, rather than just being happy to play the game like when it first dropped. Sickle is still good, but the devs keep fucking with its size (deliberately (supposedly...) making it stupid huge, as a joke), and stupid as it is, it puts me off using the damn thing.

A few weeks ago Pilestedt called the playerbase brainwashed fascists because the player base bought into the kayfabe ("oh no the players are having fun getting immersed in our game! NAZIS! NAZIS! NAZIS! Quick call the UN!"), but what he didnt think about was given the choice between total annihilation at the hands of skull robots that build people blenders, giant feral insects and evil aliens that turn people into zombies or a somewhat authoritarian technocratic government that's clearly a parody of the rhetoric of the Bush administration, everyone unironically supports Super Earth and for good reason. When he said something to the effect of "when everyone is wearing the same uniform and doing salutes all the time, that's Fascism" he made a complete ass of himself because he's clearly never heard of nearly every organized military in recorded history.
Classic Swede.

We just won the battle of Popli, holy shit. I was in a match we extracted and it says the planet is secure now for me so if you're in a match on the planet you'll probably be on it for the last time for a bit.
There's still a day and 17 hours on the MO though so plenty of time for Joel to drop a wrench on us after we committed the DSS to Popli.

Edit - Nvm I'm retarded apparently it's at... Julheim?
Gotta admit, I was kind of excited at the prospect of fighting the bots on Draupnir again - that was the first planet I dropped on. I miss those chaotic rescue missions (at least on low levels, anything beyond Medium was basically a loss at the time.)
 
They’re trying to make a big event. Let the game master do his thing, because it’s more fun that way. That being said, Joel routinely underestimates the player base.
For a game like this the game master needs to have alternative narratives for if the playerbase decides not to be retarded like the bugdivers. Railroading the players and essentially screaming "WE'RE GOING TO THE CREEK! NOW! NOW! NOW! IF YOU DON'T I BWEAK YOUR HANDS" is hella gay. Joel being hella gay makes it even more delightful that the hand bweaking was totally ineffective.
 
We just won the battle of Popli
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember’d;
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Popli IX day.

For a game like this the game master needs to have alternative narratives for if the playerbase decides not to be retarded like the bugdivers. Railroading the players and essentially screaming "WE'RE GOING TO THE CREEK! NOW! NOW! NOW! IF YOU DON'T I BWEAK YOUR HANDS" is hella gay. Joel being hella gay makes it even more delightful that the hand bweaking was totally ineffective.
I think Joel underestimated the pure tard rage and meme potential of going back to the creek.

All the shit on Popli made for some of the most brutal fighting in this game. I felt like I spent half the mission on fire.
 
For a game like this the game master needs to have alternative narratives for if the playerbase decides not to be retarded like the bugdivers. Railroading the players and essentially screaming "WE'RE GOING TO THE CREEK! NOW! NOW! NOW! IF YOU DON'T I BWEAK YOUR HANDS" is hella gay. Joel being hella gay makes it even more delightful that the hand bweaking was totally ineffective.
I'm not a helldiver but given what I saw on the sites and how i've learned the game works, if Joel really did want to force a battle at the creek he could've just divided up the two elite brigades and just launched 2 high invasion level attacks on any planet that's 2 jumps away. Like he would've known it was possible for the station to have activated and stalled out one push.
It seems more likely that they actually did plan on both outcomes given that. It may have been hell to actually win on the first battle of the major push, but given how he could've just stacked the deck way more simply if he wanted to force it. Plus given there was the imediate result of defenses collapsing along the bot's planets and I think it wasn't just that.
 
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Friend of mine said they dropped an emergency patch sometime last night that should have fixed the problem. Probably sometime after you posted.
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Fix confirmed for steam.
 
I'm seeing reports online that they managed to fuck up laser weapons in the process of fixing the autocannon. Something about the Sickle, Scythe and Dagger now have instant cooldown if you just switch weapons quickly after overheating, so enjoy it while you can lads because I'm sure it won't be long until they "fix" the fun thing and add in yet another bug.
 
I'm seeing reports online that they managed to fuck up laser weapons in the process of fixing the autocannon. Something about the Sickle, Scythe and Dagger now have instant cooldown if you just switch weapons quickly after overheating, so enjoy it while you can lads because I'm sure it won't be long until they "fix" the fun thing and add in yet another bug.
Holy shit, if that's the case I'm having a good time tonight!
 
Something about the Sickle, Scythe and Dagger now have instant cooldown if you just switch weapons quickly after overheating
I've been tinkering with macros for a while to make pulse lasers out of the laser guns but it is so hard to get the timing on with the firing delay. I mean, it would probably suck but pulse lasers are cool. Plus it's the closest we have to an incendiary assault rifle. I'll have to play with this tonight.

Though it is a tad strange that every laser weapon now mysteriously has no firing delay, especially right after the reception to the Talon and the Quasar when it was broken were so good. I mean it probably wasn't intentional but somewhere along the line it might catch Arrowhead's attention.
 
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i have finally come around to the "bugdivers are crayon eating retards" position. i have never once been intentionally teamkilled on a botdive, but it just happened twice on two separate bug missions, one of them a level 10 mission.
Bot missions are the only fun missions, or illuminate missions. You will only have a shitty time on bug missions from my experience. Let the Terminids have their half of the galaxy we don't need it anyway.
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The funny thing is that as satirical as Super Earth is there have been far worse regimes in real life. Every man woman and child seems adequately fed and cared for, all while the SEAF and Helldivers both are adequately armed and provided with high quality armamants, ordinance, and other materiel on a scale far beyond even Earth's entire population currently. Realistically the quality of life of the average person is as high as the average first worlder today, and on a galactic scale easily dwarfing the entire population of every human to have ever lived up until now, probably by several factors of 10. Plus with how militaristic Super Earth is, with every civilian being provided a state-issued rifle at 16 (a rifle powerful enough to reliably kill a Helldiver in full armor, not to mention) implies a shocking degree of trust between the government and its populace. There is also nothing stating that other weapons such as Liberators can't be privately owned by a civilian. Super Earth isn't real, obviously. But the fact the federation has stayed unified implies they are doing something right. Surveillance and a powerful military can only get you so far when the citizenry still outnumbers your government personel by several factors of 10, and you're arming them. Hell, some of the armors' descriptions even mention the armors being issued to or purchaseable by civilians. The more I think about Super Earth the more I realize arrowhead is kind of retarded and just threw everything they thought was 'bad' into a melting pot (but still appeasing daddy Sony by making Super Earth racially diverse and in support of gay marriage). Just goes to show you really can't parody something you hate.

...Now it's gotten me thinking, what if instead they made Helldivers (the game) into an in-universe propaganda advert where the battles players fight aren't quite accurate to what it is really like out there. Super Earth likes to depict four men thwarting entire enemy campaigns but through small lore details the cracks of how awful things really are can be seen by players interested in the small details. Every 'on-screen' death represents millions. One devastator effortlessly destroyed by some stray liberator fire represents a murderous 9 foot tall walking tank of solid steel shrugging off small arms fire as enlisted teenagers desperately try to stop its advance with their peashooter rifles.

Edit: oh an I guess Super Earth's people, children included work like 12 hours a day, every day but there is also an enormous (galactic, even) war going on that existentially threatens the whole of humanity. So probably not as impactful an idea as Arrowhead thought it would be. Not to mention how automation has naturally improved and that there are safety warnings plastered on absolutely everything, implying there are actually good safety standards in place.
 
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