Helldivers 2 - Hell is more diverse than ever as PlayStation's demographics continue to grow and change.

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My first mission on Cyberstan was flag raising. Nobody could get close to it from all the war striders ragdolling you to the other side of the map. Kill one and a dropship appears with more 🥲
Flags on Cyberstan were the only mission from that whole campaign I actually enjoyed because the enemy density was cranked up so high, it overflowed from unfair to hilarious. I was finally getting 100+ kills with the portable hellbomb like we used to be able to before AH screwed with the spawn rates.
 
Those hands don't look south east asian to you?
keep your honor intact while there's a shred left
After all the outsourced studios names coming out from the woodwork i feel sweed game development is the equivalent of a fucking laizy landlord.
This isn't actually a new thing in gamedev. I've heard this used as a "gotcha" when it's really a blackpill
 
>"We-a can't dö-a de böögtesting, we're-a töö busy!"
>Only works 3 days a week with month-long vacations
>Outsources literally everything to other studios, from warbonds to enemy design to npc AI to file-size optimization


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Wtf does AH even do
 
It's not an obvious glowing vent, but if you shoot them in the crotch they crumple pretty quick. It's like targeting the hip joints of the Illuminate walkers, but easier. Also, they die like a Russian T-72 tank when you kill them this way, the upper torso flying off while the legs crumple.
A few shots to one of the hip joints on a war strider using the railgun feels pretty consistent. I've not gotten good at hitting the eye thingy on top though, and I think that didn't even used to be a weakpoint. But if you can hit it with a charged railgun shot it'll take it down. I'm still pissed that they changed it back to the cannon shots ragdolliing you again.
why is the biggest cope from americans about getting reasonable off time
Because when they do work they are still a bunch of lazy ignorant cucks.
 
A few shots to one of the hip joints on a war strider using the railgun feels pretty consistent. I've not gotten good at hitting the eye thingy on top though, and I think that didn't even used to be a weakpoint. But if you can hit it with a charged railgun shot it'll take it down. I'm still pissed that they changed it back to the cannon shots ragdolliing you again.

Because when they do work they are still a bunch of lazy ignorant cucks.
in europe swedes and northerners in general have a reputation for being workaholics.
 
Look me in the eye and tell me the devs spending all their time eating meatballs and shit instead of fixing or playing their game has been good for the health of this game.

This isn't a "hurr hurr Amerimutts be like" situation. They don't need to work fucking Bungie hours where they're in 24/7 crunch and can't see their families for weeks at a time, but this hinga dinga style shit clearly isn't good enough.

They get all this time off but when they DO come into the office they apparently don't fucking do anything. 75% of the games content and updates are done by completely different studios.
 
I think Sweden's robust worker's rights laws, and Arrowhead's niggardly incompetence, are two separate issues.
 
Look me in the eye and tell me the devs spending all their time eating meatballs and shit instead of fixing or playing their game has been good for the health of this game.

This isn't a "hurr hurr Amerimutts be like" situation. They don't need to work fucking Bungie hours where they're in 24/7 crunch and can't see their families for weeks at a time, but this hinga dinga style shit clearly isn't good enough.

They get all this time off but when they DO come into the office they apparently don't fucking do anything. 75% of the games content and updates are done by completely different studios.
i did not say that, fucking idiot.
 
Woew wow I wuv <3 wurd wur one two can't wait to never use the smg or pistol just so I can unlock the gas mortars. I just wuv <3 having nothing to do other than grind out weapon levels. I wuv <3 content.

I HAVE STOCKHOLM SYNDROME.
THEY'VE DIGITALIZED STOCKHOLM SYNDROME.
 
So now the playerbase has failed four major orders in a row now?

What the fuck is even the point of this game now? Between me not being able to play the game because it hardlocks my PC every time now and them selling a fucking useless shovel in a warbond instead of giving it out for free I think I'm done.

There was another drama on the subreddit where a dude posted a video of him fighting a charger with a flamethrower to show how useless it was. He got bombarded by "git gud" and "lower the difficulty posts".

They wanna keep eating shit. Let them.
 
So now the playerbase has failed four major orders in a row now?

What the fuck is even the point of this game now? Between me not being able to play the game because it hardlocks my PC every time now and them selling a fucking useless shovel in a warbond instead of giving it out for free I think I'm done.

There was another drama on the subreddit where a dude posted a video of him fighting a charger with a flamethrower to show how useless it was. He got bombarded by "git gud" and "lower the difficulty posts".

They wanna keep eating shit. Let them.
As many issues as there are, I still enjoy tossing on the game for a mission or two. My problem with the game is the fucking glazers can't just admit that there are issues.

I like the game, I appreciate that I can buy all the Warbonds with in game currency, I like that they try to have some sort of organic story, and thought stuff like the battle for Super Earth was really neat.

I also firmly believe that the game is held together by uncooked pasta and twine, and that in service of a delusional aesthetic for the game, AH routinely sacrifices fun and usable builds, trying to force everyone to run Laser Guns and EATs. I think that instead of balancing things well or just actually nutting up and forcing a narrative for the galactic war, they made Vox engines unbeholden to the laws of physics and as numerous as the stars in the sky.
 
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