Help help save me dying neglect help

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call 999 or 112 and if you can talk to kiwis on the phone you can talk to dispatch and tell them you're literally shaking you can't even hhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllppppppp
 
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or he's just fucking with all of you
Seeing as this is Kiwi Farms and the amount of trolling done here over the years, I am highly suspicious of the truth of this matter.

I'm just glad to be online and on thread for a possible legendary L for the farms depending on if we either save a deathfatty or one dies asking the Farms for help, or if it's all a troll.
 
i think the funnier part of this thread is all the people charging in to be heroic to this fat shit who doesn't do anything worth anything
have you ever thought about how there might be an emergency where a small bridge collapses and Cyclonus's body is the perfect size to roll into the collapsed area, making sure that a beer delivery truck can get through to stock a local corner store? i bet you didn't think of that

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Null needs to give OP aged Serbian cheese from his cheese reserve in order to save this poor soul. After all, fellow deathfats should help each other out.
 
I DM'd him and he doesn't want someone to call a wellness check, he wants one of us to go to his house and deal with whatever the problem is. Apparently the police were called this morning and didn't consider the problem bad enough to show up.
It all makes sense now.
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The minute I'm dying or I decide I'm killing myself I am making a thread asking the farms to help me.
Specifically do it in A&N or Q&A though, if you post it in BP it will be forgotten.
 
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