Help help save me dying neglect help

[Just A Butt]

Who cares if his mental breakdown is fake or not,

i think the funnier part of this thread is all the people charging in to be heroic to this fat shit who doesn't do anything worth anything

 

[#FF0000]

Staying alive

Fuck you youtube. You ruined my joke

 

[eatler]

i think the funnier part of this thread is all the people charging in to be heroic to this fat shit who doesn't do anything worth anything

Please leave more comments like this so I can give you more moons, I love the icon and don’t get to use it that often.

 

[draggs]

call 999 or 112 and if you can talk to kiwis on the phone you can talk to dispatch and tell them you're literally shaking you can't even hhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllppppppp

 

[Just A Butt]

Please leave more comments like this so I can give you more moons, I love the icon and don’t get to use it that often.

i've been trying to post russell crying for the last hour but the site isn't cooperating

 

[Megatardingo]

Please leave more comments like this so I can give you more moons, I love the icon and don’t get to use it that often.

I got 2 whole moons this thread this has been a profitable harvest.

 

[Major-General]

If he is being serious, imagine genuinely thinking you're about to die and deciding your best course of action is posting on the fucking kiwifarms

 

[NoReturn]

i think the funnier part of this thread is all the people charging in to be heroic to this fat shit who doesn't do anything worth anything

Sounding like the type of person who wouldn't move a bug off the sidewalk so it doesn't get squished.
For shame.

 

[The Un-Clit]

or he's just fucking with all of you

Seeing as this is Kiwi Farms and the amount of trolling done here over the years, I am highly suspicious of the truth of this matter.

I'm just glad to be online and on thread for a possible legendary L for the farms depending on if we either save a deathfatty or one dies asking the Farms for help, or if it's all a troll.

 

[Just A Butt]

If he is being serious, imagine genuinely thinking you're about to die and deciding your best course of action is posting on the fucking kiwifarms

lol imagine russell crying being the last thing you saw before you died

 

[draggs]

tfw it turns out what he needs is a fresh tendie infusion or he's literally gon ded

 

[Megatardingo]

If he is being serious, imagine genuinely thinking you're about to die and deciding your best course of action is posting on the fucking kiwifarms

The minute I'm dying or I decide I'm killing myself I am making a thread asking the farms to help me.

 

[George Lucas]

I got 2 whole moons this thread this has been a profitable harvest.

I just realized the stickers look at lot like lucky charms. Hearts stars and horseshoes, clovers and blue moons, pots o’ gold and rainbows, and me red balloons

 

[GunCar Gary]

i think the funnier part of this thread is all the people charging in to be heroic to this fat shit who doesn't do anything worth anything

have you ever thought about how there might be an emergency where a small bridge collapses and Cyclonus's body is the perfect size to roll into the collapsed area, making sure that a beer delivery truck can get through to stock a local corner store? i bet you didn't think of that

selfish

 

[Cyclonus]

@Otterly help get in thread you care I know you do

 

[Nigger Cobson]

Null needs to give OP aged Serbian cheese from his cheese reserve in order to save this poor soul. After all, fellow deathfats should help each other out.

 

[Major-General]

With my dying breath I'm calling rekieta a faggot

 

[Lichen Bark]

I DM'd him and he doesn't want someone to call a wellness check, he wants one of us to go to his house and deal with whatever the problem is. Apparently the police were called this morning and didn't consider the problem bad enough to show up.

It all makes sense now.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

>deathfat do you have action bills?

 

[eatler]

The minute I'm dying or I decide I'm killing myself I am making a thread asking the farms to help me.

Specifically do it in A&N or Q&A though, if you post it in BP it will be forgotten.