Help help save me dying neglect help

[Rent Tin]

Never hurt anyone else. Not capable hurting self left to die

Okay, so what can anyone here do for you then? It's extremely unlikely anyone is going to your flat to help you, so pick something else someone here can do.

 

[Sperghetti]

OP could be just wanting attention but he could be telling the truth that he called the police earlier and they declared he was "fine" even though he has altered mental status.

Just for context, OP has been a pretty normal, non-retarded (yes, yes, I know where we are) poster who typed coherently for years until now.

@Cyclonus, do you need insulin?

 

[Breadbassket]

Never hurt anyone else. Not capable hurting self left to die

Why did your caretaker leave and how long have you been left alone?

 

[Captain Chromosome]

What happened with your caretaker?

Never hurt anyone else. Not capable hurting self left to die

 

[Nigger Cobson]

My honest reaction to this information:

In all seriousness, if OP is being serious, then I'm mildly sorry for laughing the hardest that I have laughed at a while to this thread.

 

[Just A Butt]

Turn around reputation forum you bastard how about thst

lol ok sure
turn ur mom around

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Death fat I'm death fat want get out please help with that maybe going to kill me in next five years

Sorry I can only deadlift 350lbs

 

[hl2_linux]

Is it Ireland where the cops won't come for legit threats but will swarm in if you misgender someone? Maybe OP should call law enforcement and tell them he's a troon that's being hate crimed right now.

That's Scotland.

 

[W00K #17]

I can't listen to MATI right now, but I hope this makes it into today's episode.

 

[Post Reply]

Just for context, OP has been a pretty normal, non-retarded (yes, yes, I know where we are) poster who typed coherently for years until now.

@Cyclonus, do you need insulin?

Normal is a relative term, of course. This is from 2 weeks ago.

I'm coming out of the closet guys, I'm a fat bastard. Depressed about it for years, almost took the rope. I hit rock bottom, had some kind of literal autistic fit, and that was enough to shake some sense into me. I've got a prescription for ozempic, I'm going to take it to the point I can actually bear going out of the house, then I'm adding exercise. I don't need this stupid bitch to tell me I'm perfectly healthy when I know I'm not. Almost dying after climbing one flight of stairs isn't fucking healthy.

 

[Cyclonus]

Why did your caretaker leave and how long have you been left alone?

No sense time left feels eternity trapped in eternity damned

 

[NaggotFigger]

Never hurt anyone else. Not capable hurting self left to die

I am laughing at you right now. You used to capable to type normally in your previous posts, and now you start to type like a skitzofag. I want to ask, how many McNuggies do you have on a daily basis in your flat?
OP is being irresponsible again.

 

[Enig]

Turn around reputation forum you bastard how about thst

I am coming to piss on your doorknobs while you are trapped in your 700lb lifestyle, enjoy the REEK of PURE DEADLIFT PISS janoy cresva sends his regards

 

[Probably An Autist]

this is what happens when you only post in A&N

if this is real i'll feel kinda bad but atm its funny, who asks for life saving help on KF

 

[Spunt]

Dude like 5 different people have offered to help in various ways but you keep coming up with nonsensical or incomprehensible ways of refusing. The phone number you gave out doesn't work.

Either accept one of the offers of help or explain what's happening in more detail. Otherwise I call either fake or a psychotic episode that is beyond our capacity to assist.

 

[NoReturn]

Okay, so what can anyone here do for you then? It's extremely unlikely anyone is going to your flat to help you, so pick something else someone here can do.

Also this seems like a trap. Lure some kind Kiwi to a remote location and then hit them over the head with a bat.
No thanks.

 

[Major-General]

This dude is basically incoherent. I don't think anything is going to get accomplished here at all. That doesn't mean you should stop. This is very very funny

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Never hurt anyone else. Not capable hurting self left to die

Can you try to calm your breathing - breathe in for 4 seconds, hold for 4 seconds, breathe out for 4 seconds, hold for 4 seconds, repeat 10 times. You have people's attention, try to collect yourself so you can tell us what's wrong.

 

[Super Guido]

Also this seems like a trap. Lure some kind Kiwi to a remote location and then hit them over the head with a bat.
No thanks.

Is he gonna steal my kidneys?

 

[Just A Butt]

No sense time left feels eternity trapped in eternity damned

you should eat some more, that will calm you down