Help help save me dying neglect help

[NaggotFigger]

His phone is buried in his fat folds that's why he can barely type

I wonder, is his folded arms long enough to pick up his buried phone? It might be gross if that comes out of imagination.

 

[Cyclonus]

Don't care take piss at least you taking seriously. Actual proper people not doing that.

 

[break these cuffs]

or he's just fucking with all of you

You really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and lie?

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Don't care take piss at least you taking seriously. Actual proper people not doing that.

If you can't walk, try rolling your way out.

 

[Just A Butt]

Don't care take piss at least you taking seriously. Actual proper people not doing that.

post a selfie

 

[Major-General]

I wonder, is his folded arms long enough to pick up his buried phone? It might be gross if that comes out of imagination.

No, he just jiggles until it surfaces from the ocean of lard

 

[George Lucas]

toynbee idea
in movie ‘2001
resurrect dead
on planet jupiter

 

[Man In A Dress]

Don't care take piss at least you taking seriously. Actual proper people not doing that.

You should try to calm down and choose your words. Nobody can understand you.
What do you need help with?

 

[Cyclonus]

toynbee idea
in movie ‘2001
resurrect dead
on planet jupiter

Hsh like me get reference still got sense humour in this fucking state

 

[Just A Butt]

@Cyclonus make sure you record it when the cops come

 

[Nigga Bullshit]

LOL this shit is like a fucking movie.

 

[Cyclonus]

You should try to calm down and choose your words. Nobody can understand you.
What do you need help with?

Staying alive

 

[Nigger Cobson]

or he's just fucking with all of you

If so, why would he bring up his morbid obesity as part of the troll? You may dismiss it as fake but he did bring it up when he was acting normally and he's bringing it up now when the entire 'farm is watching him. Who cares if his mental breakdown is fake or not, he PLed too much about himself and now tards will just remember him as the "fat, no sex" guy.

 

[draggs]

Hsh like me get reference still got sense humour in this fucking state

call the police and tell them you hate niggers they'll be there in 1 minute

cant you call emergency medical services instead of the police btw. even if you cant talk just making the call someone should show up. i dunno maybe not you are in a barbaric backwards potato nigger land

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Or some kind of infection that's making him delirious

That too but you’d think caretakers wouldve checked him for fever. If he’s as fat as he says he is and it’s a UTI that was missed could’ve progressed to kidneys and his kidneys are failing. Or maybe toxic shock syndrome from cellulitis due to the confusion.

 

[CoolFool]

Darn, I wanted to see the outcome of this situation, but I have to get back to work. At least a welfare check has been called in, so OP should be fine. Good luck OP, if this is real then when you sober up, don't feel too bad about this thread, use it as motivation to get healthier.

 

[Just A Butt]

Staying alive

eat less and stop being a retard

that'll be $300

 

[Enig]

Don't care take piss at least you taking seriously. Actual proper people not doing that.

Leave the pissing to the pros, you can't even reach the doorknob let alone aim it

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

Did you login / password get leaked when the Post Millennial got hacked? Cause this doesn't sound like the Cyclonus I know.

 

[Rent Tin]

or he's just fucking with all of you

Honestly so what then? Wow, I got trolled out of 5 minutes of my day. What a sucker I am.
Or: Somebody was having a legit crisis and I tried to actually help them.