help me fuck my employers - while they fuck me

[Sargon's wife's son]

long story short the company i work for is swirling the tubes and their answer was to hire 100 venezuelans. this has obviously not worked and i would like to know the best way to make off in a warehouse that isn't paying attention to venezuelans

Mexicans like to sexually harass people record them sexually harassing you complain to HR they're not going to do anything sue them for sexual harassment collectively at least $200,000.
If there's no cameras in the building just start stealing stuff
the bosses always blame the racial minorities
someone said I will put your bosses to OSHA and say loudly that I report you to OSHA sue them for retaliation.
Start being an obnoxious homosexual and then when someone starts insulting you for being obnoxious homosexual report them to HR and sue them for harassment and discrimination.

 

[Cleverbot]

Ask her out to dinner.

Is she hot?

 

[Betonhaus]

Put roofies in the communal coffee pot

 

[Dawdler]

I found a way to report them all for work safety regulations: Since they can't speak local language, none of them actually passed the safety exam.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Find out if they're gay. Homosexual advances tend to work.

 

[Obstacle]

Leave them bad online reviews
Spread dispiriting rumours among the workforce regarding coming changes, bathroom graffiti is plausibly deniable.
Sabotage expensive machinery in a way that will cause non-immediate mechanical failure, so you can be somewhere else when it bursts into flames, or flies apart.

 

[Dyn]

long story short the company i work for is swirling the tubes and their answer was to hire 100 venezuelans. this has obviously not worked and i would like to know the best way to make off in a warehouse that isn't paying attention to venezuelans

Just complain to your union representative like a warehouse worker in any civilised country would do.

 

[56 others]

Just dont do anything at work. Find a corner and play on your phone or read until they fire you.

 

[JustStopDude]

If you have ethical concerns about using Feds to fuck people over (especially OSHA), that's understandable, but the entire premise is ethically dubious to begin with.

I've never understood why people have problems with OSHA.

Often, it's the only thing preventing your boss from tossing you into a wood chipper.

 

[whatever I feel like]

A storage facility? Peel the stickers off the pallets and place them on different pallets. Turn every day into Christmas morning for your replacement.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Call ICE and OSHA.

You make your area just a tiny bit safer from machete attacks while fucking over the cheapskate hiring them in the first place.

For factories (especially food factories), the better solution is not the feds, it's alerting other entities, like whatever independent group they put on a big show on for that day to earn their stamp of approval.

i'm the ONLY white motherfucker there

This gives me bad flashbacks to when I was working in a further-processed foods plant. I could tell you what certain, well-known ethnic group owned the plant and occupied all the upper management positions, but I feel like I don't need to. (Hint: 109.)

 

[Moths]

If the company is publically traded release convincing fake news that will crash their stock.

The drawback is you may be drawn and quartered by a mob of shareholders.

 

[Betonhaus]

If the company is publically traded release convincing fake news that will crash their stock.

The drawback is you may be drawn and quartered by a mob of shareholders.

Don't fuck with the people with money. They don't care who is in the right they will make you pay.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

Whats of high value stored in the warehouse? Is it all bullshit that cannot be offloaded to another entity for profit or are there things of actual value? There are 101 ways to procure the valuables or even make them worth something if they are not. Without giving details exposing this company, location or yourself share as much applicable detail as possible or just DM me.

If anyone cares my moral compass is complicated but, companies hiring illegals I give no fucks towards as they are already stealing/committing crimes even if they give them all W-2 forms and tax paperwork. I also have an understanding of physical security I've never met anyone else have equal too.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Complain about being sexually harassed by the illegals, do it often.

 

[Dawdler]

If you are the only white dude there it's just time to leave before it turns into something horrible and you'll get blamed for it.

 

[Patty Q. Anonlinson]

@POWER IN MISERY what ended up happening here? Did they put all the Venezuelans in camps and replace them with upstanding White folk?

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

@POWER IN MISERY what ended up happening here? Did they put all the Venezuelans in camps and replace them with upstanding White folk?

i wouldn't know. i told the dopes in charge to kiss my ass, quit, then reported them to ICE

 

[Gandhi's Left Hook]

Call OSHA when they inevitably fuck things up. Then, make it known that you're the one who called OSHA. They'll retaliate, which is illegal, then sue if they have any money left. OSHA standards are esy to research, and goo knowledge to have. An easy one, is that under most circumstances, nothing greater than 40 lbs should be stored above your head. I have it on good authority that warehouse guys fuck this up, all the time.

I stole this idea from a nigger (haha, how the tables have turned) who claimed to have done this successfully.

If you have ethical concerns about using Feds to fuck people over (especially OSHA), that's understandable, but the entire premise is ethically dubious to begin with. You're much better off just focusing on finding a new career where you can thrive. This company will probably destroy itself.

Good luck, I'm sorry you work for a bunch of retarded assholes.

I second this as someone who has had to deal with OSHA inspections they fucking suck. There are always rules that everyone skips over due to making life easier for everyone involved. OSHA can fuck any company in the ass if you get the right inspector who is super anal retentive.

 

[OrangeManeXTinyHatGVNG]

Call OSHA

100% agreed one of the few righteous forms of snitching