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Inbred Greek genetic will do that to a womanCleopatra was a 4/10 irl and that's being generous.
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Inbred Greek genetic will do that to a womanCleopatra was a 4/10 irl and that's being generous.
so essentially he was doing the "unperson" shit before modern day troons started doing it. and modern day troons are just carrying on a time honored roman tradition.Which the practice of it is where we get the word "damnation." Essentially, the Romans tried to completely blacklist the offending party for crimes against the state and being a shitty human while doing so.
The Roman Emperor Elagabalus was a real life anime trap (Became Emperor at 14 and spent all his time looking more and more feminine. There was no hair other than his head. And died at the good age of 18 so he was a beautiful femboy all his life) who was pretty much a Slaanesh worshipper.
Chariots being pulled by naked ponygirls.
He put him being driven by naked ponygirls on Official Roman Money
Was a total and complete slut in everyway imaginable, fucked almost every man in Rome.
Fucked Vestial Virgins, you know the girls that were killed if they lost their virginity.
Crushed his friends to death with rose petals and having swarms of tamed leopards and lions wake them from naps so give them heart attacks.
He also had wild lions hiding in the Roman Palace and would if someone opened the wrong door trying to find him in Hide and Seek they were eaten by lions.
Made people eat live parrots.
Would put live spiders in people's pastries along with dung.
Would leave the guts of children (that he Extreme BDSM Tortured and then Sacrificed) all over the Roman Palace so that people would step in kid guts.
Would poke people with a red hot poker and then peel their skin off like you would open a present.
Would put poisonous snakes all over the palace when guests came over.
Was into Daddies and had a Daddy who would go looking for him after he would run away from the palace at night like a naughty little boy and would have his Daddy beat him and after beating him gave him cummies.
Was Transgender and tried to get doctors in Rome figure out how to make a fake vagina.
Worshipped what was pretty much the Black Stone of Kabba. Was Mudslime before Muhammad existed.
Gave his friends food made out of Marble to eat while he had the real food.
Invited the Whoopee Cushion to mess with his friends.
And just in general liked being the greatest prankmaster that ever lived.
I've heard that he was into wearing lioncloths and messing them up. So he was into all the AB/DL
There's tons more about him.
It's only fitting that the Japanese made some stuff about him.
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He's my favorite Roman Emperor.
Inbred Greek genetic will do that to a woman