Hitman - 47 visits Haven Island “The Resort” on September 24th

[TheArtilleryman]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jean-claude-van-damme-accused-of-knowingly-having-sexual-relations-with-5-trafficked-romanian-women.216327/

There goes another ET.

 

[HeyYou]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jean-claude-van-damme-accused-of-knowingly-having-sexual-relations-with-5-trafficked-romanian-women.216327/

There goes another ET.

I was thinking of Hitman when I saw that. Hitman devs really have terrible luck with their ET picks.

 

[BetterFuckChuck]

I was thinking of Hitman when I saw that. Hitman devs really have terrible luck with their ET picks.

The Wild Card: schizoprenic sex pervert
The Undying: Alleged domestic abuser
The Drop: Greek
The Disruptor: violent rapist
The Splitter: rapist

 

[TheArtilleryman]

The Wild Card: schizoprenic sex pervert
The Undying: Alleged domestic abuser
The Drop: Greek
The Disruptor: violent rapist
The Splitter: rapist

Celebrities were a mistake. Just make up some badass fictional characters or even bring some back from previous games. The Splitter could have been a protégé of Ortmeyer, trying to continue his work. Replace all the Jean Claude clones with new and improved 47s, maybe they have hair now. The Disruptor could have been a more realistically proportioned version of that huge Mexican in Absolution, he survived somehow. Agent 17, Purayah II and Parchezzi III, Lee Hong, the Fuchs. Who tf cares they're all dead already, returning character ETs could be their own thing removed from the continuity in the name of having a bit of fun.

 

[Captain Syrup]

The Wild Card: schizoprenic sex pervert

What Hitman needed was Colm Meaney and Tommy Lee Jones to join Busey and complete the trinity.

My least favorite part about SA disguises is that the very first opportunity you get to try them out, all the bad guys are mafiosi and all know each other,

Disguises in SA are a joke, stand in their field of view and you're busted, no matter what you're wearing. And yeah, Japan makes it clear: some random slant-eye will spot your round-eye from orbit.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

 

[TheArtilleryman]

I just beat a hardcore Freelancer campaign. I probably won't play it on hardcore any more, the showdowns ruin it, they're too unreasonable with the density of NPCs, targets, lookouts etc.

It's easy with alt + f4 reset abuse and enough time. It might be cheating but I've wasted enough time to not care any more.

Reset immediately if a hardcore showdown turns in to a full gunfight. Assassins can 1 shot you, instant death with no window to reset. Not a fun way to fail the very last stage of a hardcore campaign.

Edit: the black bruiser suit is okay I guess...I don't like the roughed up outfits. A suit with a bulletproof vest, chest holster etc. would have been much cooler and more appropriate. Like this is 47's heavy duty loadout, when the situation will require a little more John Wick than Sam Fisher. A fitting prize for bearing 4 rounds of unfair difficulty.

 

[Hijo de D. Woodchucks Jr.]

I just beat a hardcore Freelancer campaign. I probably won't play it on hardcore any more, the showdowns ruin it, they're too unreasonable with the density of NPCs, targets, lookouts etc.

Add to all that since all territories are alerted, you're shit out of luck with guard disguises, which means you need to faff about for regular NPC disguises and in some stages (Fuck Bangkok) they fucking suck.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

Add to all that since all territories are alerted, you're shit out of luck with guard disguises, which means you need to faff about for regular NPC disguises and in some stages (Fuck Bangkok) they fucking suck.

I'd like if I could just do the regular levels as hardcore and the showdowns as normal. It's a nice step up in difficulty for those regular levels IMO but it strays way too far in to annoying difficulty with the showdowns. Most maps become way too crowded, no room to breathe, and with 12 suspects? Come on...

Reserving the super open maps like Whittleton, Colorado and Mendoza for the showdowns is a good tactic.

 

[Scarthew]

The trick with showdowns is picking an easy challenge, kill method is usually no issue. Avoid timed and SA stuff

 

[TheArtilleryman]

The Mads Mikkelsen ET was weird.

Getting poisoned, running away to find the antidote and then coming back to resume the poker game as if nothing happened was silly. Why is the antidote a whole ass machine in the tool shed? Why does Mads not seem in any way bothered by 47 surviving the poisoning?
I liked seeing Agent Smith again.
The way the poker game started with Mads faking a tell, winning the bet and revealing he poisoned you was kino at first. It almost feels that part was the main pitch, then 47's recovery and coming back for the kill was a rushed afterthought. "Yeah he just runs out to the shed within a generous time limit and there's a machine there that cures him, then you go back and play more poker"

Also I spotted 3 typos in the captions whilst barely looking at them. This ones just lazy.

 

[Rembrandt]

The Wild Card: schizoprenic sex pervert
The Undying: Alleged domestic abuser
The Drop: Greek
The Disruptor: violent rapist
The Splitter: rapist

All you need is a reworked briefing for each and they're good to go I'd say

 

[Scarthew]

The Mads Mikkelsen ET was weird.

Getting poisoned, running away to find the antidote and then coming back to resume the poker game as if nothing happened was silly. Why is the antidote a whole ass machine in the tool shed? Why does Mads not seem in any way bothered by 47 surviving the poisoning?
I liked seeing Agent Smith again.
The way the poker game started with Mads faking a tell, winning the bet and revealing he poisoned you was kino at first. It almost feels that part was the main pitch, then 47's recovery and coming back for the kill was a rushed afterthought. "Yeah he just runs out to the shed within a generous time limit and there's a machine there that cures him, then you go back and play more poker"

Also I spotted 3 typos in the captions whilst barely looking at them. This ones just lazy.

He restarted his heart, its not an antidote, Its a defib kit. Did you think he had a cure for a very specific poison?

edit: oh it happens in game. Its a reference to a scene in the movie.

 

[Problematic User Forever]

The Mads Mikkelsen ET was weird.

Getting poisoned, running away to find the antidote and then coming back to resume the poker game as if nothing happened was silly. Why is the antidote a whole ass machine in the tool shed? Why does Mads not seem in any way bothered by 47 surviving the poisoning?
I liked seeing Agent Smith again.
The way the poker game started with Mads faking a tell, winning the bet and revealing he poisoned you was kino at first. It almost feels that part was the main pitch, then 47's recovery and coming back for the kill was a rushed afterthought. "Yeah he just runs out to the shed within a generous time limit and there's a machine there that cures him, then you go back and play more poker"

Also I spotted 3 typos in the captions whilst barely looking at them. This ones just lazy.

Isn't this like a straight up copy, I mean homage, to Casino Royale?

It does sound very clunky.

 

[Scarthew]

Yeah its this scene

 

[Yellow Rose Of Texas]

The Mads Mikkelsen ET was weird.

Getting poisoned, running away to find the antidote and then coming back to resume the poker game as if nothing happened was silly. Why is the antidote a whole ass machine in the tool shed? Why does Mads not seem in any way bothered by 47 surviving the poisoning?
I liked seeing Agent Smith again.
The way the poker game started with Mads faking a tell, winning the bet and revealing he poisoned you was kino at first. It almost feels that part was the main pitch, then 47's recovery and coming back for the kill was a rushed afterthought. "Yeah he just runs out to the shed within a generous time limit and there's a machine there that cures him, then you go back and play more poker"

Also I spotted 3 typos in the captions whilst barely looking at them. This ones just lazy.

Its probably the most bugged ET I've ever played so far but its also the most entertaining cause of it.

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

It's sad how half-assed the DLC is, they didn't even include the epic Le Chiffre board games battle with Bond from deleted scenes.

Spoiler: Thank /tv/ for this

The fact I can caption half of these is very funny to me.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

He restarted his heart, its not an antidote, Its a defib kit. Did you think he had a cure for a very specific poison?

edit: oh it happens in game. Its a reference to a scene in the movie.

Isn't this like a straight up copy, I mean homage, to Casino Royale?

It does sound very clunky.

Perhaps I should watch Casino Royale, I had no idea. At least the suit is nice.

 

[Scarthew]

Perhaps I should watch Casino Royale, I had no idea. At least the suit is nice.

Oh absolutely. Casino Royale is not just the best Bond movie it's one of the best movies ever made.

 

[Bruce Campbell's Chin]

I haven't had a chance to replay the dlc yet, are the cards always the same? The choice of players still adds a little variety at least.
I agree that the poison thing is clunky, they should've had a problem where 47 has to embarrass himself and piss his pants to survive like in the novel.