I wasn't aware I needed to validate my own personal game purchases to people online or take someone else their sensibilities into account. Sperging lunatics aside, I'm almost 100 % gonna buy this game, and play the everlasting shit out of it because to be quite honest... I've kind of always wanted to have a game with an Hogwarts open world setting. This seems to be the best we are ever gonna get, so yeah, I'm in.
Something in the water turned them gay.
The wizarding world considered the whiteness potion to be the greatest invention of the 20th century, at least until someone broke the law and smuggled some out to give to that one muggle singer named Michael Jackson.
I mean, they had Wizard Hitler be responsible for Actual Hitler, then Britain got Second Wizard Hitler. Might’ve just had everyone other than Whitey decide to avoid Europe until they got their shit together.
>be wizard kid in America
I'm guessing they're all going to die in the Goblin Rebellion in this game's story. That or Grindewald assumed mudbloods was referring to blacks when he enacted his purge.
They got their own schools? The black elven genocide in Lord of the Rings is amusingly plausible, but in this case it's just more likely they got schools closer to home.
I'm more interested in how the hell they're getting it to run on Switch.
>tfw no Hogwarts Christmas
A Triple A Title being delayed a few months? Must be a day ending in Y…
Gonna make a guess - lots of duct tape and prayer behind the scenes, likely to be as abandoned as the Switch Port of Payday 2 within a month.
Maybe it’ll be one of those cloud versions and you’ll have to stream it from some datacentre somewhere?
Well at least they're not giving us a 20 hour patch on day one... hopefully.
Will probably save the dark art dabbling for a second run. Might lock out stuff otherwise.
