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That's because he's borderline retarded.
Hollywood lolcows - Actually famous people with lolcow tendencies
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That's because he's borderline retarded.
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Wait, is he? That'd be some interesting news.
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I mean he dresses like a girl and he acts out of his fucking mind. That fits the bill for me.
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Varg is def a lolcow, and one with a long history. His antics during the 90s Black Metal Scene alone justify a thread.
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I feel like I'd have a harder time pointing out Hollywood folk that aren't lolcows.
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The Wachowskis would probably count as lolcows now. They both trooned out for no real reason (aside from the obvious autogynephilia and attention-whoring) and aside from The Matrix, most of their films have been complete flops or at best, had a middling reception.
The Matrix was also their first major film if I remember correctly, and while it may have been cool back in the late 1990's and early 2000's, it has not aged well. To be honest, I didn't like it all that much even back then.
Still, it is funny that all these Alt-Right types talking about taking the "red pill" are essentially quoting a movie made by two SJW troons.
The Matrix was also their first major film if I remember correctly, and while it may have been cool back in the late 1990's and early 2000's, it has not aged well. To be honest, I didn't like it all that much even back then.
Still, it is funny that all these Alt-Right types talking about taking the "red pill" are essentially quoting a movie made by two SJW troons.
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I legit just noticed this. Why the fuck hasn't there been a thread on here about Butch? I would think after he made the trans community sperg and the whole " My network is a Christian network larping as a cool alternative " yall woulda been all over this like flies on shit.
The hell yall doin? Chop chop.
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I've mentioned some of these guys in the Former Celebrities thread, but I feel they're worth bringing up here. It's a bit tenuous to say these guys are "Hollywood" lolcows since their careers have more or less gone down the plughole, but I think they fit in with the other people who've been mentioned so far.
Kevin Sorbo is kind of a lolcow. He claims Hollywood is discriminatory against Christians and that being one has hurt his career, failing to take into account that there are actually lots of actors and entertainers in Hollywood who identify as Christian who get on just fine and that the actual thing limiting his career is the fact he's not a very good actor. He also threw a huge bitch fit about the film Noah being unfaithful to the Bible version of the story and starred in and heavily promoted the unbelievable piece of shit known as God's Not Dead.
Dirk Benedict's another one. His career's been in the toilet for ages and he comes across as very bitter about the fact the entertainment industry's left him behind. He's also genuinely quite sexist. He's openly said TV was better when women weren't given starring roles and wrote an essay called "Lost in Castration" which is basically an extended tantrum about the fact his role in Battlestar Galactica was recast as a woman in the remake series.
This next one might be unpopular, but I'm including James Woods in this list. I don't like it when any celebrity uses their social media to almost exclusively bitch about politics, and while it's refreshing to see someone do it from the right for a change, it doesn't alter the fact that Woods politispergs every bit as much as most of Hollywood. He's made some hilarious memes mocking SJWs, but he's also said lots of stupid shit and promoted conspiracy theories, so I'd say he's fair game.
To throw things over to the left side of the fence, former Whose Line Is It Anyway? star Greg Proops has become an uber-SJW. He shilled harder than possibly even Bob Chipman for Hillary during the 2016 election for no other reason than he wanted a female President and constantly self-flagellates himself over being a white man. I don't usually use the word cuck, but it describes him absolutely perfectly.
Kevin Sorbo is kind of a lolcow. He claims Hollywood is discriminatory against Christians and that being one has hurt his career, failing to take into account that there are actually lots of actors and entertainers in Hollywood who identify as Christian who get on just fine and that the actual thing limiting his career is the fact he's not a very good actor. He also threw a huge bitch fit about the film Noah being unfaithful to the Bible version of the story and starred in and heavily promoted the unbelievable piece of shit known as God's Not Dead.
Dirk Benedict's another one. His career's been in the toilet for ages and he comes across as very bitter about the fact the entertainment industry's left him behind. He's also genuinely quite sexist. He's openly said TV was better when women weren't given starring roles and wrote an essay called "Lost in Castration" which is basically an extended tantrum about the fact his role in Battlestar Galactica was recast as a woman in the remake series.
This next one might be unpopular, but I'm including James Woods in this list. I don't like it when any celebrity uses their social media to almost exclusively bitch about politics, and while it's refreshing to see someone do it from the right for a change, it doesn't alter the fact that Woods politispergs every bit as much as most of Hollywood. He's made some hilarious memes mocking SJWs, but he's also said lots of stupid shit and promoted conspiracy theories, so I'd say he's fair game.
To throw things over to the left side of the fence, former Whose Line Is It Anyway? star Greg Proops has become an uber-SJW. He shilled harder than possibly even Bob Chipman for Hillary during the 2016 election for no other reason than he wanted a female President and constantly self-flagellates himself over being a white man. I don't usually use the word cuck, but it describes him absolutely perfectly.
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My bad, didn't come up when I searched for some reason.
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Heading? Her Trump bitching and ego may have kickstarted it, but the shit with Cody Baier and AnimeOutsiders cemented it. At least in my mind, considering it's basically a lolcow crossover with the lawsuit she's slapped onto a bunch of talentless stalkers.
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Yeah, I never really got the strange cult following they had. The Matrix was a really great SF story idea, executed passably well. But not some artistic masterpiece. They really have never done anything else even moderately good. And I say this as one of the few people that actually kind of liked Speed Racer in a campy “so bad it’s goid” sort of way. I’ve long suspected that much of the Wachowski’s success was permeated on people getting them confused with the Cohen brothers.
He may be a Lolcow and a horrible actor, but he isn’t wrong about what modern Hollywood does to open or admitted Christians. What Sorbo was talking about wasn’t simply him not being hired as an actor. He’s already obscenely rich because he had a large piece of several long running syndicated shows. Most of his work is or was as a producer. But after God’s Not Dead it wasn’t simply that he stopped getting acting work. It was that anyone that worked for or with him got blackballed by leftist Hollywood. He’s not alone in this. There is a reason Tyler Perry created a studio as far from Hollywood as possible.
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Kirk Cameron falls into this category as well, not realizing that diehard fundie isn't the same as your typical run-of-the-mill Christian and that (really shitty) movies for diehard fundies by diehard fundies is an extremely niche category that no one else is interested in. But calling him a celebrity is a stretch since he's only known for one shitty, corny as fuck 80's sitcom.
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That is true, Hollywood is a notorious leftist cesspit. Not only do right-wingers and centrists have a tendency to get blackballed by them, but even left-leaning filmmakers who don't tow the party line 100% tend to get left in the cold too. It's even worse nowadays with the rise of SJW culture, but it was always bad in Hollywood even before the "woke" crowd was even a thing.
The late great George Romero was a classic example of a left-leaning filmmaker who did not get along with the mainline Hollywood establishment and for the longest time did everything he could to keep his productions within the Pittsburgh area as much as possible until he eventually relocated to Toronto.
Rumor has it that the reason why Romero mainly kept himself and his productions based in Pittsburgh and Toronto because he absolutely despised having to work with the champagne socialist elites who ran most of the major Hollywood studios (and still do).
Even though Romero himself was left-leaning and a harsh critic of consumerism and corporatism (as shown in Dawn of the Dead and Land of the Dead) and may have had some socialist leanings, I kind of get the feeling that he was more of an old-school blue collar working-class socialist than the typical SJW champagne communists you find in Hollywood or Portland.
After all, from what I can tell, Romero did come from a working-class background before getting into the film industry, and unlike most of the major filmmakers, he started out from the bottom of the film industry, doing technical stuff like camera work and film editing for Pittsburgh-area productions such as the local news and even Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood before he made Night of the Living Dead.
If I remember correctly, the first thing he ever directed was a commercial for Iron City Beer, a low-end regional beer that was popular in rural Pennsylvania back in the 60's and 70's.
While Romero would travel to New York and Los Angeles to recruit actors for his movies, he always made sure to recruit young unknowns and struggling actors who were not part of the mainline establishment in Hollywood (Joe Pilato confirmed this in an interview) and I've heard in interviews from others that Romero generally disliked the Hollywood big-shots after getting fucked over by various film producers and distributors on all three of his Living Dead films.
There's a reason why Night of the Living Dead is in public domain despite its relatively recent vintage and why Dawn of the Dead hasn't appeared on any streaming services nor appeared on Blu-Ray despite its status as a groundbreaking horror classic.
When Romero got more popular as a filmmaker and established a legacy for himself, he decided to relocate to Toronto and work through the headache and hassle of apply for Canadian citizenship rather than move to Los Angeles or New York City. The fact that the guy decided to move to another country and expatriate instead of dealing with Hollywood is rather telling in and of itself.
Keep in mind that George Romero was an avowed leftist who was a harsh critic of consumerism, corporatism, and the military-industrial complex and he decided to move to fucking Canada instead of having to deal with the Hollywood big-shots.
Given the horrible attitude of the Hollywood elites and all the dirt on them being uncovered post-Weinstein, I can't say I blame him.
While Kevin Sorbo is a bit of a jackass, I would not be surprised if the Hollywood elites do subtly blacklist devout Christians in the entertainment industry. The same would probably apply to mainline conservatives (Tim Allen), libertarians (Adam Baldwin), and even other liberals and leftists who don't tow the party line such as Adam Carolla and George Romero.
TL;DR Hollywood elites are despicable and I would not have sex with them.
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I'm surprised people listed on here such as Alec Baldwin, Steven Seagal, or even Robert DeNiro don't have any kind of page detailing their shenanigans., but I'm surprised no one said Rose McGowan.
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He's not particularly cowish outside of "Orange Man bad", but I'd have to give it to Chris Evans. Guys who are that self-righteous are almost always hiding something.
He acted in self-defense. /sneed
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Have you ever looked at the ROI on some of those movies that “nobody is interested in”? Outside of the idiotic Ben Hur remake? We may mock “God’s Not Dead”, but it had a higher Return on Investment than an Avengers movie. It had something like 1000% returns. And it’s not alone. The market is niche. But it is a quite lucrative niche. In the same vein everybody always mocks those insipid Hallmark Channel TV movies that run nonstop. And somehow misses just how well the channel and those insipid movies do financially. If you actually control your costs, it takes a lot less to turn a tidy profit. It’s also why Horror is booming right now. You can make a good horror movie with three actors an old house and an epileptic cameraman.