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Horror becoming a "comfort genre" for extremely online losers who demand nothing too dark and upsetting happen in their horror films, television shows, games, etc. is possibly the worst thing to happen to horror. "What if the real monster...was bigotry/sexism/trauma/etc.?" The worst of these people, the sort who will post pretentious college thesis-length reviews on Letterboxd. seriously want all horror to be nothing but A24 bone-chilling spine-tingling character driven trope-subverting high concept slow-burn elevated horror with no jumpscares.
God that reminds me. I think a couple of years ago I heard about a horror movie coming out based on a book about a scuba diver getting eaten by a whale and having to find his way out. That sounds nice a horrific right? Wrong, the book mostly goes on and on about how the diver starts hallucinating about his daddy issues or whatever. Naturally, places like reddit loved the idea.

I went a looked it up it's called Whalefall.
 
God that reminds me. I think a couple of years ago I heard about a horror movie coming out based on a book about a scuba diver getting eaten by a whale and having to find his way out. That sounds nice a horrific right? Wrong, the book mostly goes on and on about how the diver starts hallucinating about his daddy issues or whatever. Naturally, places like reddit loved the idea.

I went a looked it up it's called Whalefall.
Uh, what else is supposed to make up most of the book? Descriptions of the inside of a whale? Wouldn't you expect someone facing an impending death and running out of oxygen to hallucinate and ruminate on his life?

I understand the complaints being made in the thread about faggy, "respectable" horror-therapy, but I'm not sure how a book about being swallowed alive by a whale could be written without personal digressions and reflections on a soon-to-end life.

But maybe the book sucks and deserves the complaints. I haven't read it.

EDIT: Wait, the main character is a teenager? What else would a character that young have to think about?
 
I keep hearing both very good and very bad things about Welcome to Derry so I'll wait until the whole show is out, then watch it and skip through boring or cringe parts. I do really like Bill as Pennywise.

Saw FNAF2. It's obviously "made for the fans," but it's kind of a mess. If you watched this movie without a base knowledge of the first couple games, it would feel like a fever dream. The main animatronics in the film also have the plastic look of the second game, which I do not like. The dirty fabric animatronics of the first film were far superior. That said I hope it does really well because I like Matthew Lillard and the Peeta guy.

Horror has always been the realm of weirdos and outcasts. Normies may consume the finished product, but the people making horror have always been not-normies. These weirdos, being weirdos themselves, were generally tolerant of gender freaks and white-hate spergs. Even if they didn't agree with these newcomers, the weirdos respected their perspectives as unusual and unique. However, those new weirdos adopted horror because the old weirdos in that culture accepted them, let them sit with them at the lunch table so to speak, not because they were any good at making horror. At the same time, those gender and white hate trends swelled and are commonplace now. The result is horror that isn't scary, pushing ideas about race and gender and whatnot that not only are already commonplace, but are being actively shoved down our throats at every turn.

Art influences culture. Entertainment reflects it, often with a few years' lag. Most of the horror genre has been entertainment first and art second. That's just how it is.
 
Uh, what else is supposed to make up most of the book? Descriptions of the inside of a whale? Wouldn't you expect someone facing an impending death and running out of oxygen to hallucinate and ruminate on his life?

I understand the complaints being made in the thread about faggy, "respectable" horror-therapy, but I'm not sure how a book about being swallowed alive by a whale could be written without personal digressions and reflections on a soon-to-end life.

But maybe the book sucks and deserves the complaints. I haven't read it.

EDIT: Wait, the main character is a teenager? What else would a character that young have to think about?
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Looks like VeggieTales pulled it off, how hard could it be?
 
But maybe the book sucks and deserves the complaints. I haven't read it.
I think it also hinted that the whale might be his dead dad, and the dad was abusive because the boy would cry and wanted him to be a man. I get what your saying about what would else would be in the book other then the inside of a whale, for me it's just FAMILY TRUAMA AGAIN. It could have been anything else. At least it's not obvious fetish fuel like Playground.
 
Horror becoming a "comfort genre" for extremely online losers who demand nothing too dark and upsetting happen in their horror films, television shows, games, etc. is possibly the worst thing to happen to horror. "What if the real monster...was bigotry/sexism/trauma/etc.?" The worst of these people, the sort who will post pretentious college thesis-length reviews on Letterboxd. seriously want all horror to be nothing but A24 bone-chilling spine-tingling character driven trope-subverting high concept slow-burn elevated horror with no jumpscares.

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Lmao, and just when you can't think it could get any dumber, the military plot is revealed to be making America afraid. How fucking retarded.
Did a character say with a straight face "make America afraid again?"
We might also consider that horror became a product to sell to women...
Yep, just look at fangirls for slasher and creepypasta characters.
 
Did a character say with a straight face "make America afraid again?"
As much as it bothers me that these people still have a near iron-gripped stranglehold on culture and the perception of history, it bothers me more that they have to be such utter faggot cringenozzles while doing so. I can't help thinking back to that one tweet from NATO about how we are all the Jedi Rebellion and Hogwarts or some shit.
 
Watched: Dracula - A Love Tale (2025).

Categorized as fantasy and horror, didn’t feel much like horror to me but tickled my history nerd itch even though the details were not accurate and probably weren’t supposed to be.

Loved:
- Caleb Landry Jones, had that same gothic look and quality like Edward Scissorhands, I found him charming
- Costumes and scenery
- The story, of course
- The place was Paris instead of London

Didn’t like:
- The lack of true horror; there needs to be something more than just biting necks to get actually anxious or uneasy
- The CGI gargoyles were goofy as fuck and took away from the tragic love story
- Maria’s character was bastardized and the acting made me wince
- The dragon head armor looked kinda glonky and papermache crafted

Comparing it to Bram Stoker’s Dracula the movie from 1992, it was a bit flat. It had the settings to be wonderful and it was stunning to look at but lacked something that the 1992 movie certainly had. Gary Oldman had the right kind of intensity and yearning, actual passion. Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves butchered their accents but if you can get past that, it was way better and you actually cared about the characters in a way that you can’t be arsed with the new one.

This movie had too much filler and too little of the actual story and details.
I also found it kind of lame how in the end Vlad just kind of rolled over and took the stake through the heart, like ”oh well, I guess this is it, farewell everyone”. As if!
It could have been great but someone fucked up along the way.

Edit to avoid doubleposting - I feel like I am seeing this top hat fellow everywhere, is this a thing or am I going insane?

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Watched a weird war movie/horror zombie movie called Overlord.
If you want a real head fuck look into how the film was originally supposed to be apart of the Cloverfield universe and technically still is and how JJ Abrams has been desperately trying to make any horror movie that's come across him or his production company into a Cloverfield movie.
 
Those are all different characters. I only know the bottom 2. This first one is Lon Chaney in London after Midnight from 1927, it's a lost film, but the look has become iconic in horror circles. He's very likely the inspiration for all the others. There's also a band called London after Midnight and it may be where the first pic on the top comes from but I can't really tell. The other one is the Babadook.

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Horror becoming a "comfort genre" for extremely online losers who demand nothing too dark and upsetting happen in their horror films, television shows, games, etc. is possibly the worst thing to happen to horror. "What if the real monster...was bigotry/sexism/trauma/etc.?" The worst of these people, the sort who will post pretentious college thesis-length reviews on Letterboxd. seriously want all horror to be nothing but A24 bone-chilling spine-tingling character driven trope-subverting high concept slow-burn elevated horror with no jumpscares.
I think horror can be a comfort genre in a sense just like any other genre, especially since from personal experience there are plenty of horror movies that I've grown genuinely attached to over the years. Impeccable atmosphere is something of a must for a good horror film, and in my opinion, sometimes this atmosphere can grow to be oddly comforting in a way. (At first I thought this was an odd quirk of mine specifically, but author Thomas Ligotti actually looks deeper into this idea in "Professor Nobody’s Little Lectures on Supernatural Horror" which is an interesting read.) But that's in spite of the scary shit, not due to the lack of it, atmosphere alone can only get a movie so far.

Skinamarink is probably the first example that comes to mind of a movie that is all atmosphere and no balls. I loved it from a visual standpoint, but after watching for 30 minutes I realised this was the only thing it had going for it and I turned it off out of complete boredom and disappointment. I really hope this trend doesn't continue, but unfortunately stuff like this seems to be beloved by nu-horror fans.
 
I'm just glad the horror genre has finally "grown up" and is at last addressing racism and white supremacy for the very first time ever... it's bold, it's fresh, it's innovative, and it's long overdue
It's not like the original black and white Romero Night of the Living Dead addressed it without preaching about it in fucking 1968. Or that the whole topic of marginalized people was ever raised in, for instance, in 1932. You know, Tod Browning's Freaks, a much-reviled film at the time despite the fact the very marginalized people the film was about starred in it and spoke for themselves.

While it was not technically a "horror" film, I would almost call it social horror. It really laid bare the whole monstrosity of society itself, with people segregated and ostracized because of their immutable characteristics.

The main reason SJW infestations piss me off is they not only do shit that was already done over and over again before they were even fucking born, they claim to be the first to have done it, even though they do an absolutely shitty job of what has already been done.

Why can't we just kill them? They can't create anything, all they can do is destroy shit other people created. Burn them. Bury them under concrete. Just get RID OF THEM.
 
I think horror can be a comfort genre in a sense just like any other genre, especially since from personal experience there are plenty of horror movies that I've grown genuinely attached to over the years. Impeccable atmosphere is something of a must for a good horror film, and in my opinion, sometimes this atmosphere can grow to be oddly comforting in a way.
Any time I'm in a sour mood I put on something like The Invisible man, The last man or Earth, or House on Haunted hill (The original) There really is something comforting about the atmosphere in those movies, like a little haunted house full of spooks and ghouls. It's that feeling I get when fall starts, the leaves change color and the sunsets get the fall colors. The excitement of Halloween when I was a kid and we'd run around getting "scared" at the haunted houses, decorations, and people in scary costumes. You "shriek and giggle while running away the whole time knowing it's all pretend but still having fun with it, because it won't hurt you. No matter how intense a movie can get, I can always turn it off, but it's even more fun if I can make it to the end. At the end of the day it's all pretend.
 
I just watched "the sadness", and it was pretty okay. 6/10 if I'm being honest.
Disregarding the woke elements present in the Taiwanese film, I just thought the gore was way too goofy to take it seriously. It felt like I was watching a cartoon. And there are several moments where I laughed at how absurd the situation was. An old man overpowering a bodybuilder? Just lol. No real payoff to the immune aspect of the female protagonist either. I did like the music and male protagonist though. Overall, it's better than Hollywood's current output which isn't saying much. Good to watch if you're bored.
 
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What a shame that Tim Curry's performance is going to be overshadowed by this creatively bankrupt garbage. Look at how effortlessly creepy miniseries Pennywise is compared to the CGI monstrosity of Bill Skaarsgard.

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What a shame that Tim Curry's performance is going to be overshadowed by this creatively bankrupt garbage. Look at how effortlessly creepy miniseries Pennywise is compared to the CGI monstrosity of Bill Skaarsgard.

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Shit I've said this ever since the first remake. The whole point of the clown disguise is to look endearing and charming to children, to make it easier to get close.
 
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