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Theres a thread on 4chan for it. Somebody is hosting it here. Has little to do with Resident Evil games. Somebody kinda dumb wrote a synopsis.
Mc (bryan) is an organ courier (not a cop). He was tasked with going to Raccoon city to deliver a cooler box. They establish he has a pregnant wife, and wants to come back to her yada-yada. He crashes his car into a woman (something like Re2). He doesn't know she is a zombie so he tries to help her but a cop notices him and of course is suspicious. They all sit in the car and it crashes and flips (not sure how, I think I missed it). Bryan gets an RPD uniform from the cop and shoots 7 shots at the zombie woman (6 are missed). After he gets out a zombie dog attacks him, he hides in a barn and escapes. But when he does the dog's head peeks out from a hole and he teases her (like a dumbass) but for some reason the dog opens its mouth and some tentacles come out (you will see a lot of those). It bites Bryan before he can kill it. He fights off some more zombies later in a farmhouse before going to Raccoon city where he meets Max and Pauline. Pauline tells Bryan that he carries not just an organ but an antiviral in his cooler and she works for umbrella, big exposition dump. Max dies almost immediately after going out of the car he was in with Pauline. There is some monster that is being described, I guess he is like the main villain. Pauline and Bryan escape through the manhole cover and get into the sewers. Pauline tries to kill Bryan (because he is infected) but they get stopped by some weird noises. After investigating they see an obese infected out of which suddenly a swarm of zombie rats crawl out. Bryan escapes while Pauline dies with a rat going into her trachea and Bryan magdumps the horde of rats. When he goes out he is still on his way to the hospital and there is a weird scene where zombies explode(?). Not sure what happened but I didnt read anything about someone shooting them, it was a little weird. There is this whole combining thing with zombies in this movie and it describes how some bodies are stitched together. fights off toddler zombies with a mop before recording memos for his wife (he does that a couple of times throughout the script.)because he is infected and knows he wont see his daughter. Someone reaches out to him on the speaker and tell him to go up, suddenly he has some hope. The guy told him not to use an elevator but because 28 floors is a lot he still does. There is an action sequence where an acid spitting zombie tries to get Bryan from the top of the elevator while the "main" monster tries to crawl up the elevator shaft. Bryan fends off and uses "puker" as a water hose before dropping him into the shaft too. Bryan decides to climb the rest on foot and there is another action sequence with the main monster and zombies before Bryan gets to the top. He is greeted by the group of 3 people that try to help but right when they almost developed the cure Bryan turns (and he doesn't even realize it, there were some other infected like this that still thought they were fine) and kills all of them with his tentacle arm, joining their bodies with his. The end.
 
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I saw Scream 7 and it really is the worst one

The fact it doubled down on the plot armor issue from the previous movie where several characters just survive the most fatal injuries possible is just annoying at this point. This is especially with the twins from 5/6 who at this point are the worst characters in this franchise especially the sister. They along with Gale felt very out of place.

Sidney at this point became very retarded for the plot to work despite the insistence on how these movies insist upon itself.

The AI stuff is just groanworthy (like if you're going to make AI a plot device and promote using it in the marketing, at least make the killers used for it look younger, but most of it is cameo slop.

Sidney's daughter and her friends are just the characters of all time.

The Ghostface killers this time just suck as they barely have any screen time (one of them only appeared in one scene prior to their reveal) and their motive was essentially that Sidney wasn't there in Scream 6.

The most memorable scene was when Ghostface got run over by a car.

The movie also treats Sidney's coat with the same reverence as the Star Wars sequel trilogy did with Han's golden dice.

Overall, this movie feels like a parody of itself except extremely dull, I'd rather watch The Strangers Chapter 3 than this movie
 
Calandrino said:
you guys are bumming me out

I COMMAND YOU to watch something decent
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Where is your Mum's sex tape hosted again?

What do you consider to be decent? I saw Judgement night (1993) and thought it was excellent. Well paced, very tense. Quite scary and an enjoyable horror film without the need for monsters or jump scares.
 
Calandrino said:
you guys are bumming me out

I COMMAND YOU to watch something decent
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Since this is the HORROR thread, I will present to you something truly horrifying:

2026 (studio) Horror Movies:

We Bury the Dead - Some Daisy Ridley move that I bailed out of 10 seconds into the trailer that anyone who has seen has already forgotten.

Primate - People said it was OK, I guess? Seems like a de-fanged, modern wasted premise to me, but I haven't seen it, and won't unless I'm on an airplane or something.

28 Years Later: The Boner Temple - yeah. A few people said it was better than regular 28 Years Later, but with a hurdle that low, who gives a shit.

Return to Silent Hill - LOL. Return to shit hill. The worst movie in a series of worst movies.

Mother of Flies - This is Shudder, so I'm not even sure it should count as a Studio movie. Now I've actually been satisfied by their last 2 actual releases, so I'm reserving judgement, but I've heard literally zero chatter about it, so I'm not optimistic.

Send Help - Was this even a horror movie? I guess cause Raimi directed they're counting it? It seems like utter shit in any case.

The Strangers 3 - I think even fans of the re-boot (who are clinically retarded) were disappointed.

Psycho Killer - Another wasted premise.

Scream 7 - Normie trash, that was so successful it will unfortunately lead to at least 3 more movies in this series.

-Current Day-

They Will Kill You - I don't know, it has a nigger lead, so I assume it's another wypipo bad movie. Unwatchable in any case.

The Mummy - Lee Cronin, who did Hole in the Ground (which was mid), and Evil Dead Rise (tranny slop trash). Blumhouse and being PG-13 kill whatever minor optimism I had.

Obsession = A monkey's paw re-make with a shit tier annoying cast and Andy Richter in a small role to poison it further. Did the festival rounds last year, theatrical release this year. Looks gay.

Evil Dead Burn - I guess it can't be worse than Evil Dead Rise...or can it?!?!?

Insidious 6 - There was an Insidious 5?

Clayface - Not sure why it's listed as a horror movie. It's releasing on September 11, and will probably be the worst thing to ever happen on that date.

Resident Evil - Cregger's next jam. I thought Barbarian was gay. I liked Weapons. I don't care about RE the games. I just don't know, but I guess people aren't happy with the supposed leaked script.

Other Mommy - From the guy that brought you Host (no, not either of the good ones), and Dashcam (no, not the good one), comes this Jessica Chastain haunting thing. I guess.

Werwulf - Every Eggers film has been substantially worse than the previous. Will he regain his mojo and ever make a good movie again? I don't know, I doubt it.

But wait, there's more! From independent studios:

Buddy - I was going to give this a chance, because it's from the guy who did Cheddar Goblin (!) and a lot of Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell, but current year Patton Oswalt is involved so I'm not going to bother.

Colony - From the Train to Busan guy/team, another Korean zombie movie, it will probably be good.

There's a few more, Ice Cream Man from Eli Roth, and Over Your Dead Body by Jorma Taccone (a re-make of a very mid Norwegian comedy horror), but I'm not expecting anything good from either of those. And then there's a bunch of unknown stuff, like the Canadian Do Not Enter which could be anything from good to trash and Spider Island from the guy who did Severance (the movie, not the series), Triangle, and Consecration (which I liked, but that was apparently an unpopular opinion) - it's a horror comedy, but it's got Rose Williams in it, so I'm going to watch it anyway.

Also maybe Terrifier 4?

Horrified yet?
 
I don't understand why they keep messing up live action Resident evil films. Capcom have official actors for their characters now. Make a side story where a group of survivors have to escape a bioweapon out break. Then have Leon or Chris's actors turn up, kill a few zombies and lickers and then leave. It's not hard to make a zombie movie, it's even easier to make a zombie movie with lickers so the cast has to keep moving.

Basically do the live actions Nemesis movie but drop all the Alice wank. It's fine if it's shlock. It just has to be fun and make the RE monsters look cool/scary.
 
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We Bury the Dead - Some Daisy Ridley move that I bailed out of 10 seconds into the trailer that anyone who has seen has already forgotten.
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I'll defend it. It's a solid C movie. It's not a must see or something I'd instantly put on, but if you're bored and scrolling through streaming- it's a consideration. It's a bizarre little movie that's really more about atmosphere than it's actual plot. Which is a strange choice because it's plot is actually interesting if they chose to develop it...which they don't for whatever bizarre reason. Either way, I didn't hate it. There's far worse things I've seen this year.

Your Starter for 10 said:
Send Help - Was this even a horror movie? I guess cause Raimi directed they're counting it? It seems like utter shit in any case.
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Again, not really a horror but more of a suspense movie. I liked it a lot. I'd watch it again and/or show it to other people. That being said, I like Sam Raimi, and I really like Raimi. If you don't like Raimi, your mileage will vary.

strumpets exeunt said:
How fucking DARE you.
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Lmao fuck this movie. I've never met a more annoying person. Ever.

Kofi Drinka said:
I don't understand why they keep messing up live action Resident evil films.
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Oh that's simple and easy. Hollywood has too many cooks in the kitchen. You see, they won't hire people who are fans of the series or the games. Studio execs in fact, go out of their way to NOT hire anyone who's even vaguely familiar with the IP. So if you go into a meeting, and you say you played one of the games and liked it, well you just talked yourself out of a job. So this guarantees that nobody who knows or understands Resident Evil will ever be in control of an RE movie.

Now, okay, it's zombies, evil pharma corp, not a whole lot to really figure out, right? You'd be correct. So they write the script, get everything ready, and then the casting gets involved....Actors and actresses can demand all kinds of stupid and stuff, and you the director, get no say in it. Then the marketing people get involved. You want to make a movie about Raccoon City? "Well, why make a movie about Raccoon City when we have a dozen games about it?" Says the marketing manager. "We should make it for a more diverse market, like...Beijing China to rope in the Chinese audiences". Then the studio exec will step in and say "Wait, Mr. Marketing Executive, won't China not want an evil pharmaceutical company releasing a virus?". And the Marketing Executive will say "You're right, Mr. Studio Exec, we should maybe change it from an evil pharmaceutical company to an evil....I don't know what's hot now...an evil cookie company! Zoomers like a And we can make Chris Redfield a Chinese man...." And you get the picture.
 
Kofi Drinka said:
I don't understand why they keep messing up live action Resident evil films. Capcom have official actors for their characters now. Make a side story where a group of survivors have to escape a bioweapon out break. Then have Leon or Chris's actors turn up, kill a few zombies and lickers and then leave. It's not hard to make a zombie movie, it's even easier to make a zombie movie with lickers so the cast has to keep moving.

Basically do the live actions Nemesis movie but drop all the Alice wank. It's fine if it's shlock. It just has to be fun and make the RE monsters look cool/scary.
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This is where everyone that played the games jizz their pants
 
Party Hat Wurmple said:
You see, they won't hire people who are fans of the series or the games.
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If I ever see another "fan" of a series get control of it again it will be too soon. All of the modern slop is because fans are now running the series. After playing Re9 I want all the RE fans to die in a fire so I never have to see such nostalgic slop ever again. I don't want fansboys crying it's not exactly like the games, nor do I want "Remember Wesker? Tyrants? Remember RE2!? OUTBREAK!?"

I want people with creative ideas, who have life experiences outside of movies and video games. You can make something within the RE universe that isn't just the games or complete slop full of nostalgia.
 
Kofi Drinka said:
If I ever see another "fan" of a series get control of it again it will be too soon. All of the modern slop is because fans are now running the series. After playing Re9 I want all the RE fans to die in a fire so I never have to see such nostalgic slop ever again. I don't want fansboys crying it's not exactly like the games, nor do I want "Remember Wesker? Tyrants? Remember RE2!? OUTBREAK!?"

I want people with creative ideas, who have life experiences outside of movies and video games. You can make something within the RE universe that isn't just the games or complete slop full of nostalgia.
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They just need to make RE1 into a Frankenstein’s Army joint
 
The resident evil script reads like rage bait. "RCPD" and the the exec note "This is where the gamers will cream"
Every shot of Leon from RE2 would show you it's RPD.

Also, if he's carrying an antidote why the fuck didn't, he use it? Having him be an organ transporter is interesting, but wouldn't he be a pilot then, not driving a fucking car?
 
I wouldn't put it past that hack to make a bad Resident Evil movie, Weapons was way overrated. Still, CAN'T WAIT for the part that will make me cream my pants. Am I right fellow video games fans? 🤓
 
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The killer for Scream 8 has been leaked.
 
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