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Scary Movie 6 trailer is out.
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Can nothing just fucking die?
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I will pirate this movie and watch it when it comes out. It doesn't look that scary to me. Looks kinda funny even.
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Bruce Campbell, famous as Ash from the Evil Dead series, has cancer.
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At least take a screenshot you heathen.
"Treatable," not "curable." None of those are good news. Pancreatic, bone marrow, liver or brain are the most likely ones. He's got a couple years if we're lucky.
Then again, if anyone can beat it, it's Ash.
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I went full retard and forgot to take a screenshot, my bad.
I just hope he won't deteriorate over time like Bruce Willis.
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Bruce Campbell has cancer
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Scream 7 has a good quality cam rip out if you want to watch it. It's easily the worst Scream.
The movie goes really fast but it's also really boring. I've never cared less for a killer reveal ever. Literally "wow, I don't care can this movie end already?" As much as I hated the last 2 screams, they did at least try to tell a complete story and had a plan. This has no plan or direction. It's just they had a trilogy contract and this was the only option after the Mutt got political and lost her career.. and now everyone else is saying the same thing and isn't.
The film made me angry at points with just how boring and shallow it was. I didn't need nigger randy trying to lecture me on the rules of horror. Randy is an all time classic horror character. This bitch is ugly and looks smelly. You tried to replace the most beloved Scream character with a charismaless mutt. Fuck you all.
Randy's sister got blacked. So now Randy's role is taken by a mystery meat woman who some how survives being attacked by ghost face.
Gale is a mega cunt for no good reason. She just reverts all of her development and her relationship with Sid for no gain at all.
The killer reveal is terrible. It's 2 people who appear for 1 scene each and have no real motivation or purpose. The angle is "Deep fakes" and it's as shallow and pointless as that. I LAUGHED when Dewy appeared. Just no fucking need or purpose.
All the women are ultra plastic and look like rubber masks. As the film goes on you can see their bottocks wearing off and it's funny to see their faces melt.
Sid acts like an idiot. She has a security room but it has a way to get into it from the basement that's super obvious. In the finale she needs to run to her daughter and STANDS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD TALKING ON THE PHONE instead of running.
Sid, her husband and her daughter don't carry guns 24/7. It's stupid. Just stupid.
A few of the kills are laugh out loud funny. The women have super strength but ghost face tanks it. It's never explained why or how they just tank it.
The ending is stupid and makes no sense. Dad should be dead but he isn't. The nigger film crew should be dead but aren't. There's like no kills in this after the first 20 minutes.
There's race mixing all over the place. It's disgusting.
The only good thing is the action scenes. They're filmed like old Scream and are enjoyable when they're not retarded.
Meta commentary on true crime, podcasts and deep fakes are just gay. There's a red herring showing how AI works and it's as dumb as 2000 tech movies are. It's not how deep fakes work and it looks stupid. And the entire scene is pointless. The "Stu is sending killers from hospital" meta commentary is just lame. Really fucking lame. You let Tumblr write your main mystery then tried to comment on Tumblr loving serial killers and true crime. You're years too late and it's not like this type of content hasn't always been popular either.
Sid is completely out of character here. She had some old body language but other wise she's just wrong. She has no paranoia and no plan for serial killers attacking her home that makes sense. And they even try to talk up the bitch who died to a dog door in the garage. She was not brave, she was not strong. She ran away from ghost face and died like a bitch IN A DOG DOOR.
Gale is a mega cunt for no good reason. She just reverts all of her development and her relationship with Sid for no gain at all.
The killer reveal is terrible. It's 2 people who appear for 1 scene each and have no real motivation or purpose. The angle is "Deep fakes" and it's as shallow and pointless as that. I LAUGHED when Dewy appeared. Just no fucking need or purpose.
All the women are ultra plastic and look like rubber masks. As the film goes on you can see their bottocks wearing off and it's funny to see their faces melt.
Sid acts like an idiot. She has a security room but it has a way to get into it from the basement that's super obvious. In the finale she needs to run to her daughter and STANDS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD TALKING ON THE PHONE instead of running.
Sid, her husband and her daughter don't carry guns 24/7. It's stupid. Just stupid.
A few of the kills are laugh out loud funny. The women have super strength but ghost face tanks it. It's never explained why or how they just tank it.
The ending is stupid and makes no sense. Dad should be dead but he isn't. The nigger film crew should be dead but aren't. There's like no kills in this after the first 20 minutes.
There's race mixing all over the place. It's disgusting.
The only good thing is the action scenes. They're filmed like old Scream and are enjoyable when they're not retarded.
Meta commentary on true crime, podcasts and deep fakes are just gay. There's a red herring showing how AI works and it's as dumb as 2000 tech movies are. It's not how deep fakes work and it looks stupid. And the entire scene is pointless. The "Stu is sending killers from hospital" meta commentary is just lame. Really fucking lame. You let Tumblr write your main mystery then tried to comment on Tumblr loving serial killers and true crime. You're years too late and it's not like this type of content hasn't always been popular either.
Sid is completely out of character here. She had some old body language but other wise she's just wrong. She has no paranoia and no plan for serial killers attacking her home that makes sense. And they even try to talk up the bitch who died to a dog door in the garage. She was not brave, she was not strong. She ran away from ghost face and died like a bitch IN A DOG DOOR.
The movie goes really fast but it's also really boring. I've never cared less for a killer reveal ever. Literally "wow, I don't care can this movie end already?" As much as I hated the last 2 screams, they did at least try to tell a complete story and had a plan. This has no plan or direction. It's just they had a trilogy contract and this was the only option after the Mutt got political and lost her career.. and now everyone else is saying the same thing and isn't.
The film made me angry at points with just how boring and shallow it was. I didn't need nigger randy trying to lecture me on the rules of horror. Randy is an all time classic horror character. This bitch is ugly and looks smelly. You tried to replace the most beloved Scream character with a charismaless mutt. Fuck you all.
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"Get as well as I possibly can over the summer" so he can make appearances in the fall indicates aggressive short-term treatment that will necessitate a recovery period, and his language makes it sound like it's something that can be managed for at least a year or two and won't immediately impair his cognition or be rapidly degenerative. There are a lot of cancers that could fall into that category. Since it sounds like he's expecting to be able to tour in the fall, I don't think pancreatic or brain.
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this really sucks the evil dead movies kick ass
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EXCUSE YOU. I CAME HERE FROM THE CF PAGE AND YOU DID
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SAY IT WAS THE FUCKING CAMPBELL
WHATWHATWHAT. i'm watching cowboy bebop crying my fucking eyes out and you hit me with the CAMPBELL dying this year. my vacation next week cannot happen soon enough. ive got like 3 bottles on reserve and that's just for 5 days. WHO ELSE will die. who else shall i morn.
((i dont know his full name. include a pic yeah. holy fuck THE CAMPBELL DUDE)).
NOT
SAY IT WAS THE FUCKING CAMPBELL
WHATWHATWHAT. i'm watching cowboy bebop crying my fucking eyes out and you hit me with the CAMPBELL dying this year. my vacation next week cannot happen soon enough. ive got like 3 bottles on reserve and that's just for 5 days. WHO ELSE will die. who else shall i morn.
((i dont know his full name. include a pic yeah. holy fuck THE CAMPBELL DUDE)).
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Cancer fucking sucks not just for the person who has it but also for their family to. I hope Bruce Campbell kicks cancers ass.
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Damn this sucks. Campbell is one of the few remaining likable people in Hollywood
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Don't just shop smart. shop S-mart. We're gonna miss him when he finally goes to scare backwards primitive screwheads with his boomstick.
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Love Bruce hope he lives as good a life as he can
I always thought Stu or Billy shoved her out there as irony. Like, McGowan fit through the doggy door but they did it anyway. I'm guessing she refused to suck Bob (Weinstein)'s dick.
Go read his book. Now.
Not only was the cabin in evil dead a whorehouse, but they also resented the movie. After filming, it returned to being a whorehouse. This made reshoots... difficult.
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Having slept on Scream 7, there's 1 scene that really bothered me and I'd like to discuss.
Sid and Gale finally agree to have that interview. Their plan is to go live on the air to put pressure on the police and to draw the fake Stu more into the open. Gale has lost her job at this point (why does a woman with multiple successful books and a movie franchise based on them need to work?) and thinks it's an angle to get back in.
She sits down with Sid and the after like 2 questions immediately starts talking about Sid's two younger kids (who only appear in a zoom call in the movie). She's bringing up potential targets for the killer that Sid cannot protect. They're far away and she needs to protect Potatum. So what the fuck is Gale doing? Her and Sid have lived through many serial killers together. They have both lost loved ones and they're both in danger here and trying to bait the killer out. They know the killer is sending proxies and sooner or later a proxy will get them based on numbers alone. So instead of working together Gale backstabs Sid live on the air. Fucks with her head and mental state when she literally has no other ally. They're both on "Stu"'s hit list as the top 3 with Potatum.
Who the fuck thought reverting Gale back to Scream 1 or even 2 was a good idea? Sid is supposed to be her friend at this point. Even if they're not especially close, she knows Sid is in trouble and last time she was on the chopping block. Dewy who she supposedly cared for (but left for a black man...) is supposed to be a big deal to her. But Dewy tried to protect Sid no matter what. If Dewy mattered to you then protecting Sid out of love for Dewy makes sense. Attacking Sid in public does not.
Gale is a different character. Sid is a different character and no one else of note returns. These aren't people who grew out of their old selves. They didn't mature and become someone else. They just lost core parts of their personality. The movie is all about nostalgia in a way that doesn't work. The only reason Stu's original house was burnt down was because it made a good trailer shot. It doesn't come up any where else in the movie. It serves no purpose except for the trailer shot of ghostface walking away from it. I think it gets brought up once after that?
There 2 are your main characters but the movie clearly wants to set up Sid's daughter as a new potential hero. But none of them feel like Scream characters and none of them work as older versions of who they were. Sid cannot face a new serial killer every 5 years and not be incredibly paranoid any time a ghost face calls her. Even if 99% of them are pranks she's on killing spree number 6 now. 7 if you include the one she skipped. At that point you're always carrying a gun, you're always on the look out and your family aren't "shielded from the trauma". They're trained in emergency situations and taken to a range every month as a refresher.
I forgot something in my post.
Sid has fake tits now. Big distractedly fake tits. They ruin scenes because you're like "Holy shit, she has huge tits under that jumper" in a way that's comedic. It doesn't fit the character at all. The finale also has Potatum running around without a sports bra. It looks like 2 beach balls having a fight under a sheet. It's quite funny.
Sid and Gale finally agree to have that interview. Their plan is to go live on the air to put pressure on the police and to draw the fake Stu more into the open. Gale has lost her job at this point (why does a woman with multiple successful books and a movie franchise based on them need to work?) and thinks it's an angle to get back in.
She sits down with Sid and the after like 2 questions immediately starts talking about Sid's two younger kids (who only appear in a zoom call in the movie). She's bringing up potential targets for the killer that Sid cannot protect. They're far away and she needs to protect Potatum. So what the fuck is Gale doing? Her and Sid have lived through many serial killers together. They have both lost loved ones and they're both in danger here and trying to bait the killer out. They know the killer is sending proxies and sooner or later a proxy will get them based on numbers alone. So instead of working together Gale backstabs Sid live on the air. Fucks with her head and mental state when she literally has no other ally. They're both on "Stu"'s hit list as the top 3 with Potatum.
Who the fuck thought reverting Gale back to Scream 1 or even 2 was a good idea? Sid is supposed to be her friend at this point. Even if they're not especially close, she knows Sid is in trouble and last time she was on the chopping block. Dewy who she supposedly cared for (but left for a black man...) is supposed to be a big deal to her. But Dewy tried to protect Sid no matter what. If Dewy mattered to you then protecting Sid out of love for Dewy makes sense. Attacking Sid in public does not.
Gale is a different character. Sid is a different character and no one else of note returns. These aren't people who grew out of their old selves. They didn't mature and become someone else. They just lost core parts of their personality. The movie is all about nostalgia in a way that doesn't work. The only reason Stu's original house was burnt down was because it made a good trailer shot. It doesn't come up any where else in the movie. It serves no purpose except for the trailer shot of ghostface walking away from it. I think it gets brought up once after that?
There 2 are your main characters but the movie clearly wants to set up Sid's daughter as a new potential hero. But none of them feel like Scream characters and none of them work as older versions of who they were. Sid cannot face a new serial killer every 5 years and not be incredibly paranoid any time a ghost face calls her. Even if 99% of them are pranks she's on killing spree number 6 now. 7 if you include the one she skipped. At that point you're always carrying a gun, you're always on the look out and your family aren't "shielded from the trauma". They're trained in emergency situations and taken to a range every month as a refresher.
I forgot something in my post.
Sid has fake tits now. Big distractedly fake tits. They ruin scenes because you're like "Holy shit, she has huge tits under that jumper" in a way that's comedic. It doesn't fit the character at all. The finale also has Potatum running around without a sports bra. It looks like 2 beach balls having a fight under a sheet. It's quite funny.
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If cancer was curable, whoever did it would be the most wealthy man alive with countless prizes and accolades. Unfortunately, all cancer is non curable and only treatable. Which is at the top of the most /horror/ things imaginable.
Dunno if you had a relative or close family member with cancer, if you didn't, then it's usually treated with radiology by starving the cancer, the best case scenario is the cancer gets starved and enters remission, allowing the body to rest from radiology treatment without being eaten by the cancer. If it's in a specific limb or body part, with consent you can remove or amputate the affected tissue which is the closest thing to a "cure". It buys alot of time and you can theoretically live as long as you would without cancer.
Bruce fought the undead with a amputated limb with a chainsaw attached. He can fight cancer any day of the week. You got this Bruce.
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I remember he had a great point about how creatively bankrupt Hollywood is.
"They've made so many Herbie The Love Bug movies _I'm_ even in one!"
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK