How about a thread just for the fellas. - No girls allowed

[Picnic_Boy]

How about some good-natured fisticuffs and a bawdy sea shanty? Also I have a spittoon and one of those things you hit nails with.

 

[break these cuffs]

8======D

Imma draw dicks all over the place

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Thank you for being such a supportive ally! As a dedicated male feminist, I also believe wxmyn posters should be able to post in here. Men rule the rest of the world, why can't innocent women have one thread? Inclusivity matters.

Wow. Someone's wanting a slap fight.

This is what I'm talking about, the femoids are close to overrunning the farms, we need at least one thread free from the insidious taint that is the w*men

So the question is the size of a woman's taint versus a man's taint?

 

[JektheDumbass]

This thread is stupid, I WANNA TALK ABOUT VAGINAS!

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

You ever pinch off your foreskin and let it balloon up with pee?

 

[Opiophile]

Pshh. Like wammen would ever keep their bird beaks out of this thread anyways. Get out of here you dang broads! Shoo!

 

[break these cuffs]

Anyone else ever feel sad when they see their lawn die as winter rolls around only to smile because that means you get to perform the maintenance cycle on your snowblower and fire it up for the first time in months?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Of course they don't. Do men shit for three days straight? No. It doesn't make sense.

I did once, but I couldn’t do it every month.

 

[Angry Shoes]

You ever pinch off your foreskin and let it balloon up with pee?

>foreskin

 

[Damn Near]

sup boys, who wants to smooch. Fucking queers. Let's kiss.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

sup boys, who wants to smooch. Fucking queers. Let's kiss.

See I'm up for very un-gay kissing and caressing, perhaps the sort of masculine buggery that cemented Spartans as common law battle brothers.

 

[Coldgrip]

I don't mean to alarm my fellow gentlemen, but I am beginning to suspect that there might be, and I don't like saying this, women in this thread!

 

[ForgedBlades]

tfw prostate cancer

 

[Banditotron]

tfw prostate cancer

You got prostate cancer because you dont bust enough nuts

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

This is just as gay as a mens only sauna.

 

[B. F. Bugleberry]

This is just as gay as a mens only sauna.

The gayest sauna
And the one most masculine
Is built by oneself

 

[UnKillFill]

Women were a mistake.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Women were a mistake.

shit dawg I'm straining to reproduce via budding, I think something's starting to take shape

 

[Immortal Technique]

I don't mean to alarm my fellow gentlemen, but I am beginning to suspect that there might be, and I don't like saying this, women in this thread!

Alright, we gotta come up with a system to prove it's only guys in here. Post your dick pics......for verification.

Spoiler: Dick pic

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

If I wear tight spandex too long my taint starts shedding and the follicles on the hairs are really huge and impressive. Wimmins don't know the pain of shedding ball hairs either