I sure love the insultingly dystopian Code of Conduct training. Like none of this shit is applicable to my department, we never get gifts, even from our company, nor we would have any possibility of HR issues if we were still full remote. Also all the CEOs are basically best buddies, and like 4 companies own all the corporations anyway. But oh no, little drone don't insider trade.
Is this what the kids these days call a humiliation ritual?