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[AnOminous]

In a cemetery I go to there's a grave with the words;
"Death is not a foe but an inevitable adventure"

This is the funniest thing about death. The closer it gets to me, and it's getting closer and closer, the less I'm afraid of it. I remember being terrified at the concept when I was a teenager. Now that I'm basically knocking on heaven's door, I'm not even afraid of it. It's just something that's coming. Welcome, Reaper. You're my bro.

 

[ilovecornsyrup]

I'm terrified of death because I know that I will have to stand before God and be judged for my sins and everything I've done. I've had several close calls with death (overdoses, stopped breathing once and got brain damage for a while from another one) as a teenager and it didn't even phase me one bit. I thought it was funny that everything all I would ever be is a corpse left in the grimiest public bathroom imaginable. Now the older I get the more this sort of existential terror fills me. Deep down, I know I have contributed nothing positive to this world, but I just hope for a bit of rest. I wish I could just turn to dust after death.

 

[Sergeant Major Buzzkill]

I’m alright, doing laundry. Was also jumping between listening to Phil Hartman David letterman interviews and put on Marty Supreme. I haven’t watched a Sadie brothers production in a few yrs, not since after Uncut Gems, but I was a teenager, so I don’t remember much of it. Marty Supreme fucking had me dying.

 

[DavidS877]

My friend's plane has been unavailable for months for one of those parts that takes months to get for a 40 year old plane. But it's back now, passed the inspection last week and he sent me a note saying it was all done and I could fly it again. I asked him: "great, how about Saturday". His response: "fine". I asked "How did the test flight go?" His response: "We'll find out once you fly it on Saturday."
Gee. Thanks.
But it went fine. The brakes, which one side was leaking and repaired, were fine, everything was fine. So, now I need to see about flying to see Mom in the next couple weeks, which cuts the travel time about in half.

Look. A Cloud. Which my rating is not current to fly through, so I didn't.

 

[Getmeout]

I'm sick and tired of racists, not cause they're racist, but cause they're not racist enough. It's always the same
>Grr I'm racist and I hate all niggers TND I want all niggers dead!
>Oh, I agree! I'm black and I'd happily be lynched! White people are inherently superior
>Oh That's sad, bro, no you should love yourself Have black pride, dude, we all bleed the same color
It's like, I did the thing you wanted to and now you're upset? You can't be pleased, gosh. I hate myself and now that's "sad", I love myself and now you hate me cause "TND". I can't win. I only know one racist guy that appreciates my self-loathing and admiration of white people, but everyone else gets some weird cold feet.

 

[(((I am NOT a jew)))]

It's like, I did the thing you wanted to and now you're upset? You can't be pleased, gosh. I hate myself and now that's "sad", I love myself and now you hate me cause "TND". I can't win. I only know one racist guy that appreciates my self-loathing and admiration of white people, but everyone else gets some weird cold feet.

Perhaps because they're engaging in ghastly overkill and you're taking them literally when in reality a good chunk of them are just saying they dislike black culture running amok. Also you're essentially saying you want to kill yourself, which would make even a racist sad considering you at least can agree with them. That'd be one less "good one".
How about just say "Yeah, I think this shit is dumb" next time instead of telling random people you'd like to be lynched.
Nobody likes the negative aspects of american black society. But you just seem like a pick me sometimes. You're not really helping your cause with this stuff.