As Null has mentioned on-stream US banks are basically immune to everything due to the Patriot Act and subsequent laws and you have no recourse at all.
Zero fucking recourse apparently.
Sorry if this results in a double post since my previous message hasn't been approved yet but I'm fucking seething and need to ree somewhere quietly instead of sperging at people IRL.
So I called CashApp, just to see what they had to say about suddenly closing a very active account that was over 7 years old and let me just say it's a good thing I already knew the answer because it was a fucking brick wall.
"Yes, we see that your account received a very unusual flag and has been permanently terminated. There are no additional steps to be taken.
No, we will not provide a reason.
No, you may not speak to a manager.
No, we will not even provide you with an email for general inquiries, you may search Google and see what you can find.
Your IP was blocked on the customer support website? Oh yes, that can happen.
Do you have any additional questions? Oh, we can't provide anything other than what I've already stated. Have a good day, sar."
You'd think I'd committed an international crime and the Bitcoin police were on the way with the aggressive Stonewalling I received. It's not a major deal and I'll be fine but holy shit. Makes me slightly concerned that I've caught the banking AIDS just by associating with the forum but it's surely just a localized issue

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Either way, today another (proper) crypto user was born and I'll definitely have a strong opinion when these faggot tech/banking companies are brought up.
I'll live like a beaner and cash paper checks at the shady corner store that doesn't even ask for ID for the rest of my life before I ever put another dollar into one of these (((privately owned))) banks or faggoty app-based middle man digital abominations.
No regrets though. A moderately inconvenient lesson to learn through a pretty dumb error but it's really opened my eyes. Time to go see if Ron Paul wrote any advice on keeping kobolds out of my horde of precious metals and jewels in my unloicensed underground vault.