How are you doing? - Kiwi Farms Wellness Check

[Slit]

Pulled my back lifting a big box of recycling. Hurts like hell and even codeine ain't doing shit to help right now.

Recycling? Fucking gay. The back pain is karma.

 

[Vingle]

Recycling? Fucking gay. The back pain is karma.

It's more that recycling is a scam. It all end up in the same place anyway.

 

[Odogaron_big_red_dog]

First month living on my own post divorce, celebrating my new job and routine and in general happier. Its been a wild month.

 

[Kusanigga]

I'm cumming

 

[Orange Tabby]

Doctors appointment is finally tomorrow. Very nervous and excited to see the results.

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

My hair is growing back in and it is itching so badly that I just want to yank it out. I know it'll pass soon once it grows a little longer, but I'd rather be covered in mosquito bites than deal with this.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

The Will Smith slapping Chris Rock news had me demoralized for no reason at all. It was as if they were trying to distract Americans from real, important issues.

 

[Vingle]

Implying muricans ever has focused on their real issues.

Optimistic.

 

[Meat Target]

Sinuses are killing me. Not the coof, and I'm not sure if it's an infection or allergies. If my face exploded, it would be a relief.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Probably already bitched about this here, but I feel really unwell, have gotten kind of paranoid that I'm actually going crazy.

Let's see...

So there's kind of these two big issues in my life, I'm not happy with my career and I'm not happy with my social life.

Depression.

On the first side of things, I have a program I went into where so far I've been really successful (like, there's me and one other at the top, and then everybody else), though that could come crashing down around me spectacularly because I stopped putting in any work.

Impostor syndrome.

I used to be able to work when I had to but now I just passively wait for things to happen, not lifting a finger to study for a test or make even the most basic start on an essay.

Procrastination.

But basically, I feel like what I'm doing is completely meaningless/a waste of time (academic economics), not interesting (enough to devote a life to), and that's a concern I had before I even started, but it's getting worse, especially as it becomes more self-directed.

Depression.

But seriously, you may be suffering some mild depression or burnout. Try talking to a professional if you have a chance or if it gets worse.

 

[Odogaron_big_red_dog]

The Will Smith slapping Chris Rock news had me demoralized for no reason at all. It was as if they were trying to distract Americans from real, important issues.

Its almost as if that was the tragic reality. What a time to be alive my friend.

 

[murph]

I'm constipated but it's better than diarrhea. I'm alive which I assume is better than the alternative.

I'm old, but it's so much better than being young I can't even describe to you how much better it is. The only things you have left to worry about are disease and death but that's nothing new.

 

[Begemot]

Boo hoo. What's your weird obsession with my dog? Yeah she's going to die one day. Does that mean I should abandon her because of that? Get your head out of your ass

Just become a furry to truly understand your dog.

 

[Catman from cat town]

A longterm relationship I’m in is ending. He wants to focus on his career and not be in a relationship. This is all fair but we are living together and I don’t have anywhere to go.
I’m really REALLY close to graduating college so once I get that degree I plan to just move.
It all just sucks though but all I can do is let go and move on with my life.

 

[Vingle]

He wants to focus on his career and not be in a relationship

Classic bs excuse for not wanting to tell the real reason.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Life is still messy, it’s pulled me away from Kf lately. I miss this place so much but I have to get my shit together before I binge the site for hours on end.

But as for what’s been going on recently… I felt my life needed a shake-up. So, Humbert Humbert went out and partied a little too hard this weekend.
We had been everywhere. We had really seen nothing. I quote too much from Lolita in daily life now.

 

[draggs]

My right knee hurts cus some dumb bitch (she looked like goocheese's much older sister for real) blew through a 4 way stop t-boning the passenger side of my car jamming said knee into the steering column pretty hard last night

X rays came back good so I guess it'll get better over the next few days

 

[The Rabbit Holes]

my cars battery light came on and stays on. i think my alternator isnt working properly, ive skipped work the last two weeks, started eating junk food again, and only left the house to pick up the spouse.
not actually sick, just some weird funk that wont go away. i managed to get a doc appointment in the next week, but holy shit do i feel retarded that i cant even force myself to figure out how to open up my fucking car and check the belt or take it to the shop.

 

[BridgeTroll]

Things are just shit all around and I think I just want to be miserable for some time now. I've been holding it together for months now and I just want to let it all out and drown in it.

 

[The Curmudgeon]

Now that I'm free from my shit job, I'm looking for a low-key admin job. They are plentiful, so I'm not worried about it. However, all this job hunting has reminded me of two things I really want to do: Start my own business and someday be a carny on the side. Why a carny? Because I've worked at fairs before and I love it! The only downside is that it doesn't pay the bills sufficiently. I'm cool with doing what Franz Kafka called a "bread job" in the meantime. Someday though, hopefully someday soon, I will be my own boss. I'll also be shouting bants at people from concession stands!