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- Apr 17, 2020
Ugh. I ate too much for lunch and now my tummy hurts :'[
time to lay down for a nap with my cat
time to lay down for a nap with my cat
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- Apr 13, 2022
Nah, because you eventually stop caring about the good things, too. Last three years were kinda alright, though, at least in some aspects.
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- Apr 17, 2020
Feeling a little better after waking up from that nap
Cat's still sleeping. She curled her arm over her eye when I flipped the light back on lol
Cat's still sleeping. She curled her arm over her eye when I flipped the light back on lol
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- Sep 10, 2013
I am starting a new jerb at the end of the week and I'm excited, I think it will be a really good opportunity. 
Also, I stumbled across the Instagram of a Kelly Lenza-adjacent chick I was in college with and holy fuck she has trooned out, grew this weird amish-ass beard, and is going by "Jaedrian" now.
I'm genuinely impressed she managed to make herself look worse than she already did. I almost feel bad but at the same time it's satisfying seeing someone so cunty fuck their shit up so much.
Also, I stumbled across the Instagram of a Kelly Lenza-adjacent chick I was in college with and holy fuck she has trooned out, grew this weird amish-ass beard, and is going by "Jaedrian" now.
I'm genuinely impressed she managed to make herself look worse than she already did. I almost feel bad but at the same time it's satisfying seeing someone so cunty fuck their shit up so much.
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- Aug 4, 2022
Hiked across an entire island with no cell service for 8 days. Broke off a lot of vices during that, I am feeling pretty great right now.
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- Mar 2, 2021
This makes me curious to look up people I went to school with to see if any of them have trooned out. It reminds me of that song "The Kids Aren't Alright" by The Offspring where they tell the story about the aspirations of kids growing up on a cul de sac and how fucked up their lives became.
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- Jun 3, 2023
I found out the most popular girl in my class become one of those Racing models. The ones that stand on the podium with the racers. Now shes married to some millionaire in California.
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- Aug 20, 2022
I had some jackass start whining today when I had to park my car for like 5 minutes (even put the hazard lights on) behind his to pick up something because the parking lot was full. I went to move my car so he could back out, so to any normal person it would just be a quick "thanks" "sure, sorry about that" but this absolute faggot decided to start lecturing me while I was walking to the car, "you shouldn't park there" "what if there was an emergency" "you should just park on the street" (there was nowhere open, mind you). I was dumb enough to reply instead of just keeping silent and letting him seethe, so he kept bitching until he got in his car and drove off. I was so tempted to just turn around and let him seethe but I'm afraid he would have keyed my car or something.
I can't believe I let a faggot with a manbun waste my mental energy like that.
I can't believe I let a faggot with a manbun waste my mental energy like that.
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- Oct 27, 2021
How big are these bottles, fren?
no, caring is important, even if it hurts
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- Jul 30, 2016
Got a jury duty summons so that's fucking great.
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- Dec 28, 2014
Seven of those in a single weekend is a rather large amount.
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- Apr 13, 2022
One of the cutest things cats do. My cat is currently at a relative's place (for retarded reasons i won't get into because it still makes me mad) and i'm going over there this afternoon. I promised to bring her chickenbreast last weekend but i forgot to pick up some yesterday, this makes me feel worse than when i forgot me and my girlfriends anniversary last year
I'll try to pick up something nice on the way, even if it means i have to leave the house half an hour earlier.
Oof, talk about adding insult to injury.
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- Aug 11, 2020
My best friend's dad just died.
We're on different countries right now.
I wish I could be there to help.
We're on different countries right now.
I wish I could be there to help.
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- Apr 13, 2022
On the couch with my cat now, listening to her purr herself into a chicken breast coma. Sometimes it's the little things.
>inb4 nice hand dox, stupid.
>inb4 nice hand dox, stupid.
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- Dec 12, 2022
Good kitty, aww
As for me, tape player went out in my car because I was using it to pipe in youtube to the speakers for my car, but I got a Bluetooth thing that hacks into a empty FM station. Not the greatest sound but I'm satisfied. But not enough. I LOVE Bob Seger. Had a old tape of his for the tape deck. So yesterday I bought a used disc of his greatest hits with The Fire Inside on it for 7 bucks. Absolutely crisp sound coming out of these old yet fancy speakers. Best 7 bucks I spent in a while, so life is chill.
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- Jul 7, 2022
Have been friends with this couple for 10+ years. Was friends with them separately before they started dating, was third wheeling on Disney trips and dinners while they were dating, helped the man propose to the woman (it was a surprise thing), was in their wedding, helped the woman get a job at my company and worked alongside her for several years although I no longer work there now. Just found out the man is leaving her for her male coworker, and he has severed ties with all mutual friends and kicked her out of the house. Divorce is proceeding at breakneck speed. Some of the stuff she's told me is sickening. Faggot wasted years of her life where she could have been married to a straight man and pumped out a few kids already because he was deeply in the closet and wanted a beard.
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- Jul 7, 2022
Sorry for the double post but the site is being wonky for me.
Life truly does have peaks and valleys. Gay as it sounds, you have to make your own happiness. This doesn't mean spend the rest of your existence in a heroin daze on the side of the street. Sit down and think about what you like, and what you don't like. What you can control and what you can't control. Can you include more things you like in your life? Can you exclude some things you don't like? You're going to have to rewire your thinking so that you aren't super emotionally or psychologically invested in things you can't control, and find happiness and contentment in the things you can. Diet and sleep patterns are very important as well. This "if I'm not happy by X arbitrary date I'm ending it" logic is stupid.
I ranged from generally morose to suicidal from the ages of 11 - 20. Now I'll still have some bad moments but they are way less frequent and I'm over them faster.
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- Jan 6, 2023
I did end up doing that and its how I got a the new job and moved. A great motto I’ve found is “Before you diagnose yourself with depression, make sure you aren’t surrounded by assholes.”
It’s been going pretty good. Had to get a replacement controller and am worried for the future of game hardware.
I fucking hate the Microsoft Corporation.
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