My heart attack recovery is going great, so I've decided that I'm done with the bullshit and I want to start a family. I want my parents to see some grandkids soon and I want to grow old with a good woman by my side, which I will love and cherish unequivocally.
In about a week or so, I'm going to ask a girl out. I've wrote down a list of all boyfriend-free girls, I've ever met, I kinda like, seem to kinda like me and I haven't dated already.
I narrowed down the list to two choices:
Girl 1 - Political journalist. 27.
Pros - Really smart. Loves to read. We have a lot of common interests and maybe even some common friends. Pretty, but not so pretty to be out of my league. Communicating with her will be really easy. Low body count.
Cons - Really short (4'10"-4'11"). Kinda chubby. If I put a kid or two in her, she is becoming fat and that weight probably ain't gonna drop, ever, but I really don't give a shit at this point. She is either vegetarian or vegan (which, considering my condition, may actually be a pro) and is really into animal rights, but I don't know if that's at normal or some deranged level. She probably became chubby, due to some hormonal issue. Really shitty music taste. Likes to drink a little bit more than the average girl.
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Girl 2 - ...I really don't know what she does for a living. She could be unemployed at the moment. 30.
Pros - Phenomenal cook and homemaker. Turned a piece of shitty barren land into an amazing vegetable garden. She draws and paints exceptionally well. She seems to take the whole "trad" thing seriously. Low to non-existent body count. Lives extremely close to my place, a five minute walk.
Cons - Tall (Almost 6' barefoot. If she puts on heels, she will be taller than me), but I don't really give a shit about that. Very introverted, very shy. Thick, but on the way of becoming fat. Has some body image issues, because she has a twin sister that looks exactly like her, but thin and agurably "prettier" (her sister is a ballerina, and also has a serious boyfriend. That can really probably fuck a supposed "identical" twin up, idk). Some guy dumped her, like 10 years ago and she still isn't over him. Considerably less intelligent than Girl 1. Communicating with her won't be that easy.
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Which one should I ask first?
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(There used to be a Girl 3, but literally an hour ago I discovered that a few months back, she became a true, honest to god PROSTITUTE, that fucks people for money. I went down a rabbit hole and I even found some customer reviews that called her "ugly" and "greedy". So yeah. Bullet dodged there.)
