How are you doing? - Kiwi Farms Wellness Check

[Shitted Scaredless]

Back after this website locked me out for m o n t h s.

 

[Nick Obre]

Back after this website locked me out for m o n t h s.

Oh god dammit

Just kidding

I think

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Oh god dammit

Just kidding

I think

I persist I'm afraid.

 

[Betonhaus]

Thought I had a buyer for some stuff I was selling on Kijiji, but they insisted on "certified" checks over cash or e-Transfer which was sketchy but can in theory be made safe, but then as expected unfolded to a proposal that was clearly a really dumb scam. Frankly I'm still really insulted that the scam was so dumb. And annoyed as I had wiped and packed up my Wii U as I thought I had a buyer.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Weekend was chill, and celebrated a birthday yesterday, where I actually got to break out my check book for once. Nephews actually attempted to behave, actually ate their food, a little anyway, so it's nice to see them grow too. Overall a good time all around

 

[Meat Target]

Had to defend my coffee and bowl of cereal from my dog. She's tall enough to reach the table now. She loves black coffee. What a weirdo.

We have a tiny little cup and saucer for my dog's coffee. I think she likes the cream more than the coffee itself. But she will poke you with her nose and bat at you with her paw until you give her some.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Thought I had a buyer for some stuff I was selling on Kijiji, but they insisted on "certified" checks over cash or e-Transfer which was sketchy but can in theory be made safe, but then as expected unfolded to a proposal that was clearly a really dumb scam. Frankly I'm still really insulted that the scam was so dumb. And annoyed as I had wiped and packed up my Wii U as I thought I had a buyer.

Dang man. That sucks since that Wii U could have gotten a home, and you a nice bit of dough. Really sucks that it's wiped now. But hey, you could always play those games again, get at least some of it back

 

[xXWild_DripXx]

Good Evening Kiwi farms, this is your boy xXWild_DripXx, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss.

 

[SirCliveSinclairdabbing]

I'm having a day so good I need to change my name to Ferris buller and grow 2 more dicks. It won't last but it's important to remind people at the other end of the scale to stick around because occasionally these days do happen.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

Went to a concert last night and really enjoyed

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

Null took away my old profile pic and it sucks. That specific gif was chosen because it gave off the perfect feeling for me. The lighting, the angle and framing of the blinking eye was stylish in and of itself. But, then the "subject matter" which was a key detail spoke to the context it was taken in and produced the unique feeling one only gets in an intimate manner and would invite feelings of comfort in the knowing that could only be felt by the knowing and would fly over the head of the unknowing. Byt now my favorite eye no longer comforts me nor speaks on my behalf to the blackened souls of this forum. This day hopefully only hurts my heart to this limited extent.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

They fired my best friend from work, so now I have extra work and days are boring as hell

 

[R.S.o.E]

Back at college, learning the rest of this one song. Currently, have a massive fucking headache

 

[56 others]

Had to put my buddy down Saturday

My new car's engine started shaking horribly and lit up the dash like a christmas tree today.

Upstairs neighbors' leaking dishwater poured a bunch of nasty water on my nice clothes just now.

I have to go to the store for more vodka.

Went camping to destress, doing better
Guy agreed to buy my car at the ridiculous asking price, no haggling, which is nice. Dudes were messaging me to tell me im nuts, and I was honest about what wrong with it.

Still cant get a callback for any job application.

 

[Anonitolia]

-snip-

update
the last group has now reacted

Spoiler: tmi update

it apparently split off into two groups while I was away- one full of oldies-turned-soyteens and another full of regular old guys

the latter is dead (activity-wise) while the former lives on, but the people I most cared about (with few exceptions) are unfortunately stuck in the dead place due to bad beef between the groups

the soyteens are fucking insufferable but two of my closest old friends were there so i'd been bearing with them for some time now
they speak solely in post-ironic insults, which is cool and all but they never break character or otherwise let themselves be sincere and it makes genuine friendship impossible so I'm not going to stick around
obviously they didn't used to be like this
and I can't say the change has been for the better
but to be fair they are funnier now so I guess the trade-off is worth it
didn't bother trying to clear up my past behavior with them for hopefully-obvious reasons

the dead group is dead...
...save for two new autists who will not shut the fuck up and are pretty much the only thing keeping it alive
the old members try their best to entertain them, which I wouldn't understand
if it wasn't for both new autists being a pair of brothers who seem to have been abused
they only managed to join because one of the older members felt sorry for their situation and didn't want them getting in with the soyteens instead
the brothers seem happy to be in a group at all, without really caring for how the group adapts to them, so it's not like they've been sowing drama or anything
they've kind of just been happily blabbing nonstop about their lives and everyone else has just tolerated and enabled it because every time one of the brothers sends a picture of something with his limb in it the entire group is collectively guilted into staying quiet


the former didn't do much beyond act mildly surprised before going back to their usual coal and 'jak discussions
looking up my name brought up several hundred instances of them (aforementioned two friends included) shittalking me behind my back which was cool
can't say it was unexpected but still sucked

the latter was the one I originally joined thinking that it was the old group, and they were amicable enough
forgave me and were glad to have me back but kind of stopped talking to me after that and the group then resumed its usual "dead until the two autists say something" routine

overall, not a worthwhile endeavour
I'm glad I learned this lesson earlier in life before I fucked up later down the line trying to make amends where I really didn't need to lol, this could've ended so much worse
I guess I got a bit out of it, but I'm not gonna lie any forgiveness I got from the other groups was tainted by the soyteens shittalking
maybe if the other two guys I'd been so close with had stuck up for me I'd be less salty? I dunno, they didn't, so here I am
I don't think the soyteens being assholes will stick with me for too long anyways, I've moved on from these people so long ago
It'll probably bother me for a few months and that's it

excluding the tmi shit I just spewed everywhere, I'm regretting having used the farms at all in the last week lmfao
It's been really good outside of one single day- a day on which I decided the solution to my being mad at that day was to take that anger out on the farms for really stupid shit- and that single day has left me kind of wasted ever since
Should've just kept off the farms altogether, but oh well I can't change what happened now
I'm looking forward to getting this week over with so I can rest a little bit on the weekend and be back to normal
Ramping up to big stuff irl, so it'll be worth it

 

[anustart76]

Three weeks ago a coworker just completely ghosted the company, no two week notice, nothing, which put a lot of extra work and stress on the rest of us. We were pissed at him.

Just this afternoon he texts me acting like we’re all buddy buddy, despite him bitching out of his job like a faggot and costing me my planned vacation time having to help cover his abandoned workload. Haven’t responded to the text yet, really want to chew this guy a new one but haven’t because that would be unprofessional and he would probably be the type to whine to HR about an employee verbally harassing him or something, despite no longer being with the company.

TL;DR - I get not liking your job and wanting to leave, but ghosting everyone with no notice to stick it to the managers or whatever is a total dick move to your coworkers. Be an adult and put in notice.

I agree ghosting goes too far, but considering companies never give you much notice if they fire you, I don't blame someone for just quitting and leaving. Tell them you're quitting though, not telling them is just a terrible thing to do unless something really bad is going on.

 

[Whitney Houston On Crack]

My car broke down, so I've been using the bus for the last few days.

Today, a really gross, really smelly, really fat woman sat in the seat in front of me and sharted. It was a fully packed bus and I couldn't go anywhere.

I got out at the next stop and walked home. A twenty minute bus ride, turned into a two hour walk, just because of some gross cunt.

 

[JustSomeDong]

My car broke down, so I've been using the bus for the last few days.

Today, a really gross, really smelly, really fat woman sat in the seat in front of me and sharted. It was a fully packed bus and I couldn't go anywhere.

I got out at the next stop and walked home. A twenty minute bus ride, turned into a two hour walk, just because of some gross cunt.

Had to do the public transit thing for a few weeks in college when my car was in the shop. I can't imagine the last ~2 decades have made it any better, but this is pretty standard in my experience. The days you don't get the smelly fat fuck or the person who obviously has scabies or something, those are the days that stand out.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Well, now that I'm back on the Farms, pretty damn good.

 

[Nick Obre]

My car broke down, so I've been using the bus for the last few days.

Today, a really gross, really smelly, really fat woman sat in the seat in front of me and sharted. It was a fully packed bus and I couldn't go anywhere.

I got out at the next stop and walked home. A twenty minute bus ride, turned into a two hour walk, just because of some gross cunt.

It's always seemed curious to me the horror show that public transport is over there in the US, while it's perfectly fine in most other places.