How are you doing? - Kiwi Farms Wellness Check

[Betonhaus]

It's what you get from buying a folding phone, you muffin. What did you expect?

...a phone that folds?

 

[DavidS877]

...a phone that folds?

 

[ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday]

I can't get outta my own head and it's ruining my life. I wonder if I need to take some kinda medication but then I remember those 2 scientists assholes faked depression studies or something and it's not actually caused by a chemical imbalance. So would taking something just be poisoning myself?

I can't work a job without feeling like I'm miserable and want to run away from it. Wtf is wrong with me?

My friends and family are sick of it at this point and don't want to bother dealing with me. I don't blame them tbh.

Everyday is just a wish that the grave is the next day.

I don't know what to do...

 

[innocent jogger]

This hillbilly in a black hat showed up at the door of my cabin a few weeks ago claiming I plagiarized a story that he had written. I told him I had never heard of him or his story and that he could kindly fuck off.

Since then my dog has been killed, the house my soon-to-be ex-wife took from me burned down and the private eye/bodyguard I hired has disappeared. On top of that my cheating whore wife and the asshole she left me for keep pressuring me to sign divorce papers so they can have my money and things.

I feel like I am going to crack any day now...

 

[Lurker Child]

I feel like I am going to crack any day now...

Matter of fact maybe IT WAS YOOOOOOOUUUU in the blackhat.

 

[Betonhaus]

For a wood project I'm making a steel wool and vinegar stain. I don't have proper steel wool, just the pot scrubbing wool which is much thicker and doesn't dissolve in vinegar. So I'm letting Jesus take the wheel and am using Zep, which is the strongest acid i can get without a special license.

 

[anustart76]

A giant bug jumped on my TV tonight, then it disappeared, scaring the shit out of me. I got the vacuum and I think I saw it in another spot and managed to get it with the vacuum, but it was against a dark surface so it was a little hard to tell for sure.

I still feel mildly anxious about it.

 

[Jesse Nicholas Radin]

I'm happy that Null is unlike most site admins and gave me back my undeserved privileges.

But I'm annoyed with this company I interviewed with (thrice) about three weeks ago. I expected to hear back.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Started drinking coffee again and i prepare it african style, water and coffee in a pot on the stove top, and my girlfriend is looking at me like i'm the opposite of civilization. She's the one hogging the Caffetiera so i don't know what the problem is, shit tastes good done my way.

 

[moms sock drawer]

For a wood project I'm making a steel wool and vinegar stain. I don't have proper steel wool, just the pot scrubbing wool which is much thicker and doesn't dissolve in vinegar. So I'm letting Jesus take the wheel and am using Zep, which is the strongest acid i can get without a special license.

Report back with your results!

 

[Triple Flutz]

A giant bug jumped on my TV tonight, then it disappeared, scaring the shit out of me. I got the vacuum and I think I saw it in another spot and managed to get it with the vacuum, but it was against a dark surface so it was a little hard to tell for sure.

Once in a blue moon, a waterbug will get inside and I just shrivel up and die inside. I grew up where any roach-looking creature tends to be a german cockroach and means an infestation, and even after over half a decade living where the waterbug type lives outside in like, banana trees and water currents and sometimes get lost and randomly wander in, I still can't shake off the ick when I see one. They're fucking terrifying, huge, and they FLY. I keep the house cooler than I need to just because the cold paralyses them somewhat and makes them easier to hunt down. One flew onto the TV a few days ago after months of not seeing one other than when I'm chilling in the backyard at night, and I'm still reeling over it even though my husband put up a successful hunt. He usually catches and releases bugs and spiders that pose no danger, but this is the one exception since they'll just sneak back in and they fuck me up. Sorry you had to deal with that, I know the feeling.

 

[Storm Surge]

A giant bug jumped on my TV tonight, then it disappeared, scaring the shit out of me. I got the vacuum and I think I saw it in another spot and managed to get it with the vacuum, but it was against a dark surface so it was a little hard to tell for sure.

I still feel mildly anxious about it.

The same happened to me with a big roach that must've come in from outside. I didn't have any poison so I sprayed it with air freshener, and then missed trying to crush it with my sandal. Then it scurried under something in my bedroom and I haven't seen it since.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Once in a blue moon, a waterbug will get inside and I just shrivel up and die inside. I grew up where any roach-looking creature tends to be a german cockroach and means an infestation, and even after over half a decade living where the waterbug type lives outside in like, banana trees and water currents and sometimes get lost and randomly wander in, I still can't shake off the ick when I see one. They're fucking terrifying, huge, and they FLY. I keep the house cooler than I need to just because the cold paralyses them somewhat and makes them easier to hunt down. One flew onto the TV a few days ago after months of not seeing one other than when I'm chilling in the backyard at night, and I'm still reeling over it even though my husband put up a successful hunt. He usually catches and releases bugs and spiders that pose no danger, but this is the one exception since they'll just sneak back in and they fuck me up. Sorry you had to deal with that, I know the feeling.

I live close to a river and several creeks, and I see those fuckers back by my shed and woodpile, sometimes. I hate those bastards, for the same reasons. Haven't seen one in my house yet, but they make it to the deck and patio occasionally before they briefly wish they'd stayed in the back of the yard and meet a violent end.

 

[Betonhaus]

Had a job interview doing inventory at a tire shop, it looked like it would be fun. Just slinging tires around all day is much more active then standing in front of a machine or sitting in front of a computer.

aaand I got the job and start on Monday!
now to make a lot of phone calls to all the services helping me find work

 

[Betonhaus]

PROJECT COMPLETED
Measured to make sure it's not too low and it's fine
Now we have some more storage space ready

 

[Titty Figurine]

Had lunch with one of my dearest friends. We've known each other since we were eleven and lived together without murdering each other several times, but she's finally off on her own with a career job and a good man so we don't see each other often.

Her temperament is not suited to hanging out here but she's one of the most two-faced people in existence, and even though I can't run into her room to tell her about farms shit anymore I still send her screenshots of various cow and sexpest antics that she'll either love or hate (which I love). She's very good at dealing with the pronoun people but hates them with a burning passion and so I was very surprised to hear that she was part of her office's inclusivity committee. Not only that, she was putting together a presentation on trans suicide awareness. I was a little alarmed by this because we really haven't been as close in recent years and I wasn't sure if somehow she got un-peaked by the nature of the place she works at now.

Casual as day in the middle of the coffee shop in Target she takes a sip of her drink and tells me, "The PowerPoint has exactly 41 slides."

What a classy bitch. I miss having her around all the time.

 

[General Disarray]

I really wasn't planning on doing meth this morning!!

I have pneumonia. Got prednisone 50 mg 4 tabs. 2nd dose this morning. I put the 2 remaining pills down the garbage disposal. Felt like I wanted to beat the ever loving shit outta someone. Had to down 2 beers to take the edge off at 8am.

Just a tip in the upcoming sick season - be careful if you are prescribed this steroid.

Thank you for your attention to this PSA.

 

[Betonhaus]

View attachment 5427535
PROJECT COMPLETED
Measured to make sure it's not too low and it's fine
Now we have some more storage space ready

FUCK I HAVE TO MOVE THEM UP SIX INCHES

 

[Yamamura]

Well, I'm back home now after 2 connecting flights. After a while the days sort of melded together to feel like 2 days were just the same day. But the effects of the medicine are gone and I feel more or less back to normal again.

 

[Dancing Israeli]

I came back to this website and now I regret it.